Official Blog Of The Microbe Obliterator (M.O.)

As Secretary of State and Treasury, it is my sworn duty to ensure that the Officialverse is clean and healthy. I have a lorikeet named Ace who assists me in my quest.

[unofficial-spongebob]

Running for president!

I’ve decided that I am running for president! Lilo always told me I would make a good one.

I have experience saving others by sucking up acid so they can pass through dangerous places. Pluto even had me become his number one lieutenant! I was also an assistant to Lilo! I also still have the key to the city. People like to tell me that I’m very diplomatic and I hope that’s a good thing!

Recently I was dead, and it hurt a lot. I was in a place where I could hear voices but could not remember who they were or see them. My father was able to resurrect me with the dragon balls and some help from genie! I was also going one of Woody’s deputies!

I want to be president because I want to help people. I’ve been dead for a long time and a lot of bad things have happened and I feel bad that I couldn’t save or help anyone. If I’m president I can hopefully do that.

I haven’t picked a Vice President yet, but I think I will do what Lilo did and have the runner up be mine!

Thank you and please vote for me!

Please put me on the ballet @ woody and krabs!

Also @snow-white-official @kazuaki-nanaki-official @yayo-official @official-emperorkuzco @donald-army-official @ice-bear-official @ray-official @plankton-official @loganpaul-official i hope we have a good competition! I don’t want any harsh feelings between us, no matter who wins!

Also! I think I want @huey-official @isabelle-official @mo-official and maybe more to be some of my cabinet! Huey has worked for Pluto and is a junior woodchuck so he is credible, and Isabelle was Lilo’s secretary for a long time! Mo helped us during the third war, the robot war, heavily. She also served Lilo and is really good at cleaning up messes!

I can’t force anyone to vote for me, but I hope you do! It would make me very happy! Everyone who votes for me gets free krabby patties!

[mo-official]

Spongebob, I would be honored to serve in your cabinet. You will be an incredible leader, I know it :D

[lilo-unofficial]

WOAH THERE @official-spongebob

DONT YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS A DEMOCRATIC DICTATORSHIP. WHEN I DIE WE ELECT A NEW PRESIDENT. BUT

When I do die you have my vote

[mo-official]

Lilo, the election is for the people remaining on the surface. You of course lead the members of the Axiom, but our Earth citizens need a good leader too.

And hey, if Spongebob wins, I can act as the ambassador between the two states! I have lightning fast internet anywhere so I can easily communicate with everyone, and can travel rapidly between planets since I’m a robot and fireproof.

[lilo-unofficial]

Mo you misunderstood the axiom. It was a vacation and excavations mission not a settlement. I sent them to gain more followers nude the realm of traditions chaos so i could be in lot people together

[mo-official]

Ohhhhh, that makes a lot of sense!

But the problem is Snow White is trying to take over Earth since we’re gone and the only thing stopping her from starting another dictatorship is the election. Besides, when we are off on intergalactic missions it will be good to have someone to take care of the Earth while we’re gone. I can’t think of a better person to do it than Spongebob :D

[unofficial-spongebob]

Running for president!

I’ve decided that I am running for president! Lilo always told me I would make a good one.

I have experience saving others by sucking up acid so they can pass through dangerous places. Pluto even had me become his number one lieutenant! I was also an assistant to Lilo! I also still have the key to the city. People like to tell me that I’m very diplomatic and I hope that’s a good thing!

Recently I was dead, and it hurt a lot. I was in a place where I could hear voices but could not remember who they were or see them. My father was able to resurrect me with the dragon balls and some help from genie! I was also going one of Woody’s deputies!

I want to be president because I want to help people. I’ve been dead for a long time and a lot of bad things have happened and I feel bad that I couldn’t save or help anyone. If I’m president I can hopefully do that.

I haven’t picked a Vice President yet, but I think I will do what Lilo did and have the runner up be mine!

Thank you and please vote for me!

Please put me on the ballet @ woody and krabs!

Also @snow-white-official @kazuaki-nanaki-official @yayo-official @official-emperorkuzco @donald-army-official @ice-bear-official @ray-official @plankton-official @loganpaul-official i hope we have a good competition! I don’t want any harsh feelings between us, no matter who wins!

Also! I think I want @huey-official @isabelle-official @mo-official and maybe more to be some of my cabinet! Huey has worked for Pluto and is a junior woodchuck so he is credible, and Isabelle was Lilo’s secretary for a long time! Mo helped us during the third war, the robot war, heavily. She also served Lilo and is really good at cleaning up messes!

I can’t force anyone to vote for me, but I hope you do! It would make me very happy! Everyone who votes for me gets free krabby patties!

[mo-official]

Spongebob, I would be honored to serve in your cabinet. You will be an incredible leader, I know it :D

[lilo-unofficial]

WOAH THERE @official-spongebob

DONT YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS A DEMOCRATIC DICTATORSHIP. WHEN I DIE WE ELECT A NEW PRESIDENT. BUT

When I do die you have my vote

[mo-official]

Lilo, the election is for the people remaining on the surface. You of course lead the members of the Axiom, but our Earth citizens need a good leader too.

And hey, if Spongebob wins, I can act as the ambassador between the two states! I have lightning fast internet anywhere so I can easily communicate with everyone, and can travel rapidly between planets since I’m a robot and fireproof.

[tarrant-official]

What the fuck is happening~?

[unofficial-spongebob]

I’m alive again!!!

[mo-official]

Spongebob! I’m so happy to have you back! I’ve been down and out too, but overall things have been going well! Except we’re currently hurtling towards the sun.

[unofficial-spongebob]

What?? I’ll try my best to save you all!! I’ll borrow one of Sandy’s rockets and come up there to help!!

[mo-official]

Thank you!! We need all the help we can get!!

[unofficial-spongebob]

Running for president!

I’ve decided that I am running for president! Lilo always told me I would make a good one.

I have experience saving others by sucking up acid so they can pass through dangerous places. Pluto even had me become his number one lieutenant! I was also an assistant to Lilo! I also still have the key to the city. People like to tell me that I’m very diplomatic and I hope that’s a good thing!

Recently I was dead, and it hurt a lot. I was in a place where I could hear voices but could not remember who they were or see them. My father was able to resurrect me with the dragon balls and some help from genie! I was also going one of Woody’s deputies!

I want to be president because I want to help people. I’ve been dead for a long time and a lot of bad things have happened and I feel bad that I couldn’t save or help anyone. If I’m president I can hopefully do that.

I haven’t picked a Vice President yet, but I think I will do what Lilo did and have the runner up be mine!

Thank you and please vote for me!

Please put me on the ballet @ woody and krabs!

Also @snow-white-official @kazuaki-nanaki-official @yayo-official @official-emperorkuzco @donald-army-official @ice-bear-official @ray-official @plankton-official @loganpaul-official i hope we have a good competition! I don’t want any harsh feelings between us, no matter who wins!

Also! I think I want @huey-official @isabelle-official @mo-official and maybe more to be some of my cabinet! Huey has worked for Pluto and is a junior woodchuck so he is credible, and Isabelle was Lilo’s secretary for a long time! Mo helped us during the third war, the robot war, heavily. She also served Lilo and is really good at cleaning up messes!

I can’t force anyone to vote for me, but I hope you do! It would make me very happy! Everyone who votes for me gets free krabby patties!

[mo-official]

Spongebob, I would be honored to serve in your cabinet. You will be an incredible leader, I know it :D

[classictails-unofficial]

… @official-elmo ?

We know you’re here somewhere… Just come out and talk to us.

[official-elmo]

Hahaha! Hello, everybody! It’s Elmo!

[unofficial-swedish-chef]

@mo-official, @classic-sonic-official… get him. We need to get to the bottom of this.

[official-elmo]

YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!

[mo-official]

Try me.

[official-elmo]

*runs at the speed of ABC’s and 123’s*

[mo-official]

HE’S HEADING TOWARDS THE LIDO DECK!

[classictails-unofficial]

… @official-elmo ?

We know you’re here somewhere… Just come out and talk to us.

[official-elmo]

Hahaha! Hello, everybody! It’s Elmo!

[unofficial-swedish-chef]

@mo-official, @classic-sonic-official… get him. We need to get to the bottom of this.

[official-elmo]

YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!

[mo-official]

Try me.

[mo-official]

@official-elmo

Hey Elmo, can you please meet me in my room? I have something we need to talk about

[classictails-unofficial]

… @official-elmo ?

We know you’re here somewhere… Just come out and talk to us.

[official-elmo]

Hahaha! Hello, everybody! It’s Elmo!

[unofficial-swedish-chef]

@mo-official, @classic-sonic-official… get him. We need to get to the bottom of this.

[mo-official]

Will do!

[tarrant-official]

What the fuck is happening~?

[unofficial-spongebob]

I’m alive again!!!

[mo-official]

Spongebob! I’m so happy to have you back! I’ve been down and out too, but overall things have been going well! Except we’re currently hurtling towards the sun.

[tarrant-official]

To…

Towards the sun?

I - I just came back from the void of space…

[mo-official]

Myself and many other Officials hopped on the Axiom hoping to go to Venus, but Elmo hacked the ship and now it’s going towards the Sun. If we don’t find him soon, we will all burn to a crisp.

[tarrant-official]

What the fuck is happening~?

[unofficial-spongebob]

I’m alive again!!!

[mo-official]

Spongebob! I’m so happy to have you back! I’ve been down and out too, but overall things have been going well! Except we’re currently hurtling towards the sun.

[unofficial-swedish-chef]

ATTENTION EVERYONE ABOARD THE AXIOM

Has anyone seen Elmo aboard somewhere? We’re pretty sure he’s the culprit of this heinous crime

[mo-official]

I’m going to find this perp if it’s the last thing I do. If you’re going to hurt my friends, and my ship, you come through me. Ace and I will split up and search around the ship. There are nooks and crannies he would be smart enough to find, but would take a long time to find if you don’t know them. Someone should keep an eye on the security cameras in case he runs out or I chase him out. I just hope we’re not too late...

[classictails-unofficial]

@mo-official, help me look for anything red around here? Wendy said gos saw something red on the camera

[mo-official]

Red? Ok, I’ll look. Red is a very distinct color, shouldn’t take me long

[mo-official]

guys, i found some red fur.

it’s elmo’s....

[classictails-unofficial]

@mo-official, help me look for anything red around here? Wendy said gos saw something red on the camera

[mo-official]

Red? Ok, I’ll look. Red is a very distinct color, shouldn’t take me long

[classictails-unofficial]

@classic-sonic-official help me look for clues!

[classic-sonic-official]

Got it, little buddy!

[classictails-unofficial]

@mo-official you have good sensors, right? see any weird footprints up here?

[mo-official]

I do indeed! Let me see...

There are no evident footprints, indicating the criminal does not wear shoes with evident markings underneath, but does not have bare human feet either. Due to the disturbance of dirt on the floor, we can conclude they are bipedal, however (but most every is).

So we’re looking for someone with flat soles or furry feet.

[classictails-unofficial]

@classic-sonic-official help me look for clues!

[mo-official]

I’m here to help too! :D

[unofficial-swedish-chef]

@mo-official come see me in my office real quick

[mo-official]

Of course! I heard about what happened, and I’m willing to answer any questions you have

[unofficial-swedish-chef]

Let’s start off with you telling me everything you knoe, everything you saw, stuff you might have cleaned up…

[mo-official]

I’m going to be completely honest, I’ve spent a lot of time in my room repairing myself. I still have damage to my system and hull after falling off a cliff shortly after the trip, and have been suffering frequent random shutdowns as a result of short circuits. I’ve also been building an automatic birdfeeder for Ace so that he doesn’t go hungry when I do short circuit.

The only time I’ve really been out was last week when Ace flew out of the room and I went chasing him. We ended up in the boiler room, and while I didn’t see anyone in there, several pipes were broken and hot water was spilling everywhere. Luckily it appeared that it had just happened, as the room was just beginning to flood. The pieces were also still on the ground, so I welded them back on and mopped up the hot water. I thought they had burst, but in hindsight they may have been destroyed deliberately…

That’s unfortunately the only information I have. But I’d be happy to help with the investigation in any way I can. I should be mostly functional now…

[unofficial-swedish-chef]

Alright, thank you, Mo. Maybe you can help Tails and Sonic investigate the scene.

[mo-official]

Sounds good!

[unofficial-swedish-chef]

@mo-official come see me in my office real quick

[mo-official]

Of course! I heard about what happened, and I’m willing to answer any questions you have

[unofficial-swedish-chef]

Let’s start off with you telling me everything you knoe, everything you saw, stuff you might have cleaned up…

[mo-official]

I’m going to be completely honest, I’ve spent a lot of time in my room repairing myself. I still have damage to my system and hull after falling off a cliff shortly after the trip, and have been suffering frequent random shutdowns as a result of short circuits. I’ve also been building an automatic birdfeeder for Ace so that he doesn’t go hungry when I do short circuit.

The only time I’ve really been out was last week when Ace flew out of the room and I went chasing him. We ended up in the boiler room, and while I didn’t see anyone in there, several pipes were broken and hot water was spilling everywhere. Luckily it appeared that it had just happened, as the room was just beginning to flood. The pieces were also still on the ground, so I welded them back on and mopped up the hot water. I thought they had burst, but in hindsight they may have been destroyed deliberately...

That’s unfortunately the only information I have. But I’d be happy to help with the investigation in any way I can. I should be mostly functional now...