Some
Someโฆ thatโs all the message says. Iโm staring at the screen and I feel my whole body shake. Some what ? Some..one? Some..thing? Someโฆbody once told me? What does the user want from me?? I fall to the ground. My knees are buckling, Iโm quivering like a majestic flower in the wind, or one of those inflatables they put outside of car supply places but in a majestic way. I check my blood sugar, but no. That isnโt it, my blood sugar is fine. I feel confused, but I donโt feel anxious. That isnโt it. I pull at the coat I made out of Sulleyโs shaved fur around me tighter. Thatโs it. A wind blows through the open window of Monsters Incorporated and I can tell something is happening. One could say the winds are changing, like a Cat Stevens song when the radio in your car skips.
Someโฆ.
Mikey PLEASE back it up for everyone
Yeah Mike shake your wazowski for everyone
โฆisnโt that what you were suggesting sulley wulley?
NO I was telling him to delete his post
Why would you say that to me sulleyโฆ
Someone had to say it mike
NOW YOUโRE STEALING MY TEXT COLORS??? SULLEYโฆ. This has gone TOO far Iโm going to go stay with a friend for tonight
Maybe I should go too..
Noโฆ you can stay celia. I love you unconditionally
What are you saying sulleyโฆ? That you donโt love me ..??
Oh I love you. But under conditions
What conditions sulley????
That you delete this post
WHY SULLEYโฆ WHY SHOULD I
1) you didnโt mention the hit song โsomewhere over the rainbowโ ONCE
2) it sounds like a wattpad fanfic
Iโm sorry about not mentioning the hit song โsomewhere over the rainbowโ but this does NOT sound like a wattpad fanficโฆ I canโt believe you would say this to me
Yanno what it does kinda sound like a wattpad fanfic
Not you too celia?? How could you say this to me.. (starts crying)
Hey some wattpad fanfics are really good though Mike! Itโs like one of those wattpad fanfics..
Stop lying to him celiacs
That is not a cute nickname sulley and be nice..
Why should I show him any mercy after what he did โฆ.
Sulley WHAT are you talking about ????
Well uh. You didnโt let me push that old lady down in the dollar tree yesterday
Sulley for the second time the employees werenโt letting you do that. I was just standing there
YEAH WELL. You wouldnโt let me sleep with the ps5 in the bed
Thatโs only because you got your finger stuck in it last time and I had to call 5 GameStops before someone had any type of advice on what to do and they told us to saw your finger off or have a ps5 shaped acrylic nail for the rest of your life! Youโre lucky I was able to get it off without breaking your finger or the ps5โฆ
(Sniffles) stop yelling at me
Sulley whatโs really bothering you. Did Mike reall do something wrong?? Or are you just upset ?,
Maybe Iโm a little upsetโฆ.
What about big guy?
(Starts sobbing)
I was playing in some kidโs Minecraft server the other day and he blew up my house and called me a wiener
WHAT???? WHO WOULD DO THAT???
HE ALSO SAID MY MINECRAFT SKIN WASNT COOLโฆ
WHAT?, BUT ISNT YOUR MINECRAFT SKIN STILL NERMAL, THE FUNNY LITTLE CAT FRIEND OF GARFIELD???
(Cries harder) yeah,,
THATโs ITโฆ give me his gamer tag I know how to dox someone with just that
Now now celia, itโs not alright to dox people , especially children, even if it would make us feel better..
but yes letโs look at that gamer tag, I wonder if itโs someone from milhouses school
Whatโs the spam fam?
Oh nothing, your papa mike is just trying to stop me from dozing children on the internet . Also do you happen to know who #bigchungus64 is on the PlayStation network, Millie? Asking for a friend. }o)
Oh good Iโm glad you arenโt doxing anybody mom :n) the thrillhouse says doxing is not cool. and oh yeah I think thatโs my new teacher at school
Wait mom what do you mean asking for a friend you donโt have friends
. Milliam do you know what it means to be emancipated sweetie ?
WAIT IT WAS YOUR TEACHER WHO BLEW UP MY MINECRAFT HOUSE AND CALLED ME A WEINER ???
MR PEEPEE DID THAT((??? Dad we have to go to school now I have to bully my teacher
Now milimeter bullying is wrong โฆ
if children do it, now get in the car letโs go fight mr peepee and get some Dairy Queen after okay?
That sounds poggers dad !!! Letโs go!!!
Millie willie nobody says poggers anymore I donโt think
Ohโฆ.. (sniffles) unrelated but can you carry me I feel sad now
Actually Iโve decided itโs cool but only when you say it (carries him)
Can I drive
I donโt know Sull last time you said you were going to drive milhouse to school you drove him to New Jersey
And? It was urgent
What was so urgent you had to drive through to the human world and to New Jersey ??
Oh We went to a nickelback concert
I thought you didnโt like nickelback
Uh yeah, we went to protest them putting on a concert because we donโt like them
โฆ well anyways I think I should drive
But mike you only have one eyeโฆ and so does celia, so I donโt think she should drive either
Oh I can see fine but I have an outstanding warrant for my arrest after I ran over Sportacus again
Why did you run over Sportacus again ..?
He was doing parkour in the middle of the street in my defense, and he came out of nowhere. Plus heโs fine so it doesnโt matter
Also papa itโs sportapiss he had it coming
Yeah he has a point mike
MILLIAMHOUSE watch your mouth and sulley stop being a bad influence on our son!!!! Now!!!!! Whose driving !!!!!! If it isnโt gonna be me, it canโt be celia, and it canโt be you, sulley, whose gonna drive???
I can drive for you
HOW DID YOU GET IN OUR HOUSE
I was hungry
THAT DOESNT ANSWER HER QUESTION ??? also we donโt know you??
Oh hey mr tweedy
YOU KNOW THIS MAN SULL??
Oh yeah me and mr t go way back
You two go back where ??
Back to december all the tiiiiiime
Omg you remember our song ๐
Of course I do ๐ now get in the car and drive us to school
Yeah okay (shoves mike into the passenger seat) do you mind if I play some music,?
I GUESS not
(Starts playing Photograph by Nickelback)
Noโฆ.. NO. I thought you were COOLER than this mr tweedy (starts sobbing)
I canโt believe youโve fucking betrayed me like this, mr t. We might have went way back but now I wish I could take back all those memories. You have soiled my life by re-entering it. Because of you, Iโm going to have no choice but to abandon my family again and try to reignite my dream of becoming a country music star. Did you know I was about to become a husband? Teach. I was going to get married to the loves of my life, Celia Betty Mae and Michael Buble Wazowski, and my son Milliamhouse Van Houten-Wazowski-Sullivan-Mae was going to be turning 11, and my child Alex Wazowski-Sullivan-Mae thatโs totally not the legendary Pokรฉmon Uxie who is named after that talking parrot Aviary Language Experiment would be turning like 1002 this year. Youโre really going to take this all away from me? I canโt believe you. Iโm glad your wife divorced you. Everyone deserves better than you. I hope the next time you put on dry socks you step on an ice cube. Fuck you mr tweedy
Sulley please donโt do thisโฆ the last time you tried to be a country music star you got arrested. Letโs leave this asshole and go to milhouses school, okay?
Wait celiaโs middle name is Betty ..??
(Pushes him out of the moving car and takes the front seat) okay Iโm getting hungry so Iโm driving now .. letโs get to school so we can get Dairy Queen after
Yeah okay, letโs get this over with my handsome son killhouse
Dad thatโs so sweet ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ (crashes into a parked car in front of the school)
FINALLY weโre here.. now letโs go confront this mr peepee
(Marches into the office) we demand to speak to mr peepee
(Starts crying) but my name is spongebob
But we need to speak to the teacher here names mr peepee
(Too busy crying)
(Sighs and picks spongebob up and starts carrying him)
(Sees @unofficial-rizzo and tackles him)
(Screams) WHAT HAVE YOU COME TO LET YOUR SON KILL ME AGAIN
DO YOU KNOW WHERE MR PEEPEE IS???
d. Do you mean Pepรฉ???
Hola did someone say my name?
(Tackles him) NOW. DID YOU BLOW UP SULLEYโS HOUSE IN MINECRAFT
What are you talking about? I only play Minecraft on private servers okay
TSK.. heโs refusing to tell the truth. What do you want us to do Sulley?
โฆ Sulley?
(Stops crying to stare at sulley)
