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if I followed you and you don't know who I am, I am a certain Goddess of mice on twitter ~~Bio: Malfunctioning body & brain but still a badass geek/nerd/fangirl. Queerer than a $3 bill. (redacted). Easily amused. she/her. Internet Old. -Ace Jezebel-. ~~ Personality: well, i TRY to do things the reasonable way, but I can't deny that there's a bit of the "BURN THE MOTHERFUCKER DOWN" in me.~~ sexuality: fluttersome ~~ fandoms: many~~ music: yes please~~ warning: eclectic interests~~

[moadeep]

My hopeless OTP that no one seems to recognize. THE CHEMISTRY.

[mixedmedialesbianism]

Types of Butches, as shown through the Muppets

[othersystems]

5000 year old “spider stone” from Denmark

[cnladies]

bao shangen 包上恩 for generation to generation 江湖夜雨十年灯 — drama photoshoot

[temporalreplicsimile]

🌈rice🌈

[nevver]

The forbidden zone, Laurence Biaggi

[bowlifecomics]

It makes me happy when they listen

[cheap-pink-mints]

[bowlifecomics]

YES. YES YES YES THANK YOU

[jinxproof]

He Cong | © Zack Zhang

[birdwarde]

Pigeons! Some of our oldest friends 💚

[hellenhighwater]

What is a cat if not a silly little guy that follows you around 24/7, making funny faces and shedding on your clean clothes?

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bowelfly]

Brother Cedric

[leveragehunters]

@bowelfly thought you might enjoy the needle felted weasel monk I made a few years ago

Perhaps one of Brother Cedric's fancy relatives!

[ratliker1917]

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

[ratlicker1917]

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

[ratliker1917]

Delete this account immediately.

[fashionsfromhistory]

Winter Ensemble

c.1874

France

The MET (Accession Number: C.I.52.13.3a–d)

[pamwmsn]

Ohara Koson (1877–1945) Egrets in Snow, c. 1927

[retroscifiart]

Sweet Dreams by Thomas Warkentin from Heavy Metal magazine Dec 1979

[clowniconography]

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out