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if I followed you and you don't know who I am, I am a certain Goddess of mice on twitter ~~Bio: Malfunctioning body & brain but still a badass geek/nerd/fangirl. Queerer than a $3 bill. (redacted). Easily amused. she/her. Internet Old. -Ace Jezebel-. ~~ Personality: well, i TRY to do things the reasonable way, but I can't deny that there's a bit of the "BURN THE MOTHERFUCKER DOWN" in me.~~ sexuality: fluttersome ~~ fandoms: many~~ music: yes please~~ warning: eclectic interests~~

[moadeep]

My hopeless OTP that no one seems to recognize. THE CHEMISTRY.

[twotheleft]

[tiktoks-for-my-besties]

[alexaloraetheris]

My favorite brand of people are musicians who hear Rush Fucking E, which isn't technically meant to be played by a human at all, and immediately picking up their instrument and going 'bet'.

[berninisanders]

[thecraftybear]

Brutus committed to the bit 100%.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Brutus, buddy, this is absolutely hilarious, but I think I understand now why Dante put you in the lowest pit of hell.

[archaeo-geek]

It's real

[valeriya-kirienko]

Armenia, 2024

[bolaneno]

the color signatures of various elements when ignited

FB image credit: Ceres Science

[trashgnomesanonymous]

Do you love the colors of the combustion

[teaboot]

happy pride month

[burning-in-this-dark-world]

Blue Spring, North Island, New Zealand

[moddieeeex]

Part of my series of “Actually, they did just kiss and there’s no deniability.”

[lotusyuchen]

[ziseviolet]

Chinese hanfu.

[monarcho-mysticism]

[hellsite-yano]

[gothiccharmschool]

I only read the first three books of the Vampire Chronicles (and that was a very long time ago) and I don't really know what's happening to everyone's favorite Brat Prince. So when you say space birds you mean...what exactly?

Whoooo. So the Big Revelation of PLatRoA is that Amel, the spirit who went into Queen Akasha and turned her into a blood-drinking creature, thus creating vampires, is a ghost of a genetically engineered life-form sent to Earth to destroy the mammals and their squishy icky feelings. Amel rebells against his creators (aliens), and founds Atlantis. His creators engineer similar life-forms (Replimoids), and send them to Earth to destroy Amel, Atlantis, and the mammals.

The creator aliens are described by the Replimoids as having bright black eyes. And wings. And feathers. And beaks. The creator aliens are space birds. (The book never refers to them as that, but with those descriptors, what else can they be?)

SPAAAAAAAAACE BIIIIIIIIIRDS. 

[netherworldpost]

I want a Ken Burns style video of Jillian Venters presenting and discussing this world.

I want a Ken Burns essay of Jillian Venters in a throne talking passionately intermixed voice over and b-roll of vampire costume balls and things of that nature.

[gothiccharmschool]

I want to do that. Someone find a production company who will fund this.

[littlestpersimmon]

cave angel fish

[efeceojota]

[miyoriia]

average Seattle polycule living situation or something

[kaseboy]

fucking double decker couch

[bluecontactlens]

"At this time! In this place!" 🪻🥚 Happy Glorious 25th of May to those who celebrate. GNU Terry Pratchett

[razielim]

;_;

thinking about...

murder-"careful don't let any emotion bleed through to the feed"-bot patting itself on the back for a good job sounding professional as it makes contact and establishes rapport with the stupid pet bot

meanwhile, miki, very familiar with emotions and effortlessly plucking them out of the feed: what the fuck this is the single most traumatized wet cat i have ever met; gods alive, gotta be extra nice and friendly to this one; who DID this to it it's LITERALLY crying in a closet rn i am NOT equipped to handle this; ill just be EVEN MORE nice for now and make a note to download an emotional support and trauma recovery module once we're off milu

murderbot: ugh it's so dumb and nice and annoying and infantilized

miki: fucked up a perfectly good bot is what they did LOOK AT IT it's got ANXIETY

[rhube]

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

[pipistrellus]

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

[rhube]

20 years. I am not happy about this.

[demonicsymphony]

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

[luminouspica]

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

[dimity-lawn]

The Glorious 25th of May

Truth!

Justice!

Freedom!

Reasonably priced Love!

And a Hard-Boiled Egg!

I haven’t read Night Watch yet

I haven’t read Discworld (yet)

I don’t plan on reading Discworld (why?)

Other?

Voting ended onMay 26