fucking around and finding out

26 she/they Im either high or sad to be here. usually both

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[memecucker]

Apparently one type of deer hunting practiced in the Middle Ages was using “stalking horses” which involves crouching behind horse in a forest and slowly guiding it towards a deer that’s been tracked because deer are not frightened by the sight of other tall quadrupeds and I like how “horses as a form of camouflage” is belongs to the list of uses for domestic horses

[copperbadge]

I was innocently buying a soda and a Kit Kat bar from a snack shop recently when the cashier said, "Oh, a Kit Kat! That's what I named my cat!" and then launched into An Monologue.

Nobody was behind me in line, which seemed to be a good reason for her to treat me to a five minute retelling of the identification, rescue, and argument over initial custody of Kit Kat, who was so small they thought when they first heard him crying for help that he was a bird and not a kitten in a tree, and is now fifteen pounds of "pure, sculpted lardass".

And I didn't mind, precisely, I wasn't bored or anything, but around the time she was bringing me up to speed on Kit Kat's current status it occurred to me that this woman is a cashier in a store that primarily sells candy bars and beverages. People must buy Kit Kat bars from her multiple times a day. Does she do this every time there's nobody in line behind the purchaser? Did I just have that I Own Several Cats And Will Enjoy Your Cat Stories look about me? Was it the first time it occurred to her that she sold the brand of candy bar she named her cat after? Was she new to the job of selling Kit Kat bars?

The idea that every time she sees a Kit Kat bar she is gripped by the urge, Manchurian Candidate style, to retell the story of Kit Kat the Cat, elevates her from a friendly cashier to a deep enigma. Truly there is no knowing the mind of another.

[laputaskies]

I'm nearly a god. Who are you? Just a dead man.

[bob-belcher]

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE (2013 - 2021) Season 1 | Episode 5 "The Vulture"

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[theconcealedweapon]

[icaruspendragon]

In a post TikTok world I will follow you everywhere my friend 🫶

thneedgirl my beloved mutual. welcome to my swamp 🫶🫶

[icaruspendragon]

republicans sure wanna bitch about young people not wanting to work but then they take away my fucking job.

[icaruspendragon]

“with tiktok banned now you’ll have to get a real job !!!”

creating! content! was! my! real! job! and! now! my! main! income! source! is! banned! in! my! country! and! i’m! not! able! to! file! for! unemployment! but! still! have! bills! to! pay!

[icaruspendragon]

even if content creation wasn’t a real job, i’m a writer, too. a writer who self published, who wouldn’t have seen any sort of success if i didn’t have a platform or an audience to support me. they want art. they want entertainment. they want and want and want. i was more than happy to give! i love giving! i love creating! i was giving and they took it all away !!!

[deanwasalwaysbi]

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

[icaruspendragon]

the biggest threat to national security the government has ever seen.

[darlingdaisyfarm]

“Bill fumbled” finally, Ford Pines and i are on the same page. Bill fumbled the entire galaxy and i fumbled my chance to be married to a paranoid six-fingered scientist with a tragic backstory. life is cruel :(

[theconcealedweapon]

Autistic Person: "I did what came natural to me. I was hated, outcasted, and punished. So I burned myself out trying to avoid that. I then became invisible. I eventually became tired of being invisible, especially since it required me to burn myself out in order to achieve. But I had no idea what to do about it, and I couldn't get advice from anyone because no one ever believed that my struggles were even possible. So I took wild guesses at how to get noticed. People then thought I was weird again. I was hated, outcasted, and punished again. After some time, once I realized that my attempts to get noticed were failing and would never succeed, I avoided drawing attention to myself. I then became invisible again. After some time, I again got tired of being invisible, and took different wild guesses at how to get noticed. And yet again, I was hated, outcasted, and punished. So I went back to being invisible, and eventually everyone forgot about me.

Society's Perception: "They misbehaved. Then they stopped. Then they misbehaved. Then they stopped. Then they misbehaved. Then they stopped."

[eebie]

when i block people it should hurt them. like that fairly odd parents gif

[eebie]

[johannesviii]

Don't let me drown

[impsandstars]

The contrast of this Blitz

Against the Blitz that we have now

Rather spectacular what accepting one's feelings and the feelings of the person you've fallen in love with can do.

[therealjacksepticeye]

Twitter fuckin sucks these days and i’m THIS close to just shutting it down, so I came back here. Don’t make me regret it!

[dailyautismthoughts]

I can't believe I need to eat and sleep every day, this is such bullshit.