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I will oversee the manner of Maynard’s death

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Who would top?

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@maynardsfeet : “I’m gonna fuck him so hard that he straight up gets retarded in here”

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Someone (by that I mean @maynardsfeet ) please put a dick in his hands

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Love to see Maynard get sued

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Me watching crystal on the new all stars: plastic surgery should be illegal

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Did he choose this as his official pic on spotify? wtf is this

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Petition for Maynard to only wear a thong on stage again… let those things out

[michameinmicha]

There are posts for explaining your url but i want one for blog title, so ill just make one myself:

Reblog this and tell us in the tags what your blog title means!

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[were--ralph]

Hey! how make much did you make an hr on your first job and what was the job?

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Billy at 16!!

[doctor-darko]

Maynard in 2000

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The tool fanbase whenever maynard does something