casual eager

33yo bisexual from australia. this is my fandom side blog. Occasional dabbler in big fandoms, mostly screaming from the infinite void of fandoms of one. On this earth to diversify, objectify and sluttify DJs. DEHYDRATED AND DERANGED. Likes, asks and follows will come from my main blog: post-futurism 💙

[woollenpharaohs]

She cowgirl on my dark train til I born slippy

[hocceius]

where would rpf be without the character of nondescript hotel room

[burntundertones]

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[thebootydiaries]

sorry for the bad posts This is who i am

[woollenpharaohs]

Floating Points new album gonna cost me $150 including postage fffff but he never misses.

[illiteracyspaghetti]

[insecuregodcomplex]

[woollenpharaohs]

I actually do want to watch half man again though I think it has re-watch value in how the story has been told flashing forwards and back.

[woollenpharaohs]

Lol it is actually so funny though that the guy who wrote and acted in Half Man also totally retconed his own characterisation in the finale. Like I think what gets mah blood pumping is literally that the Ruben that we saw in the first 5 episodes would not fucking say I'm gay and proud lmao?? But I can't pass it off as a mistranslation from the script to the actor/direction because He Fucking Did It All. So if Ruben genuinely believed that, which we as an audience are meant to believe because it's meant to be unravelling Niall's hyper masculine lens of who Ruben is, then how does someone with that level of acceptance of sense of self then go and do what he did in the end. Like it's just... I think they needed one more episode just to flesh out that state of mind. Ya I've already written fic about it but it still doesn't make sense. How does he go from gay pride to premeditated murder which he planned for what 3+ years. Like jeeeeesus it's possible to get a life and move on in prison lol. He did it once before why can't he do it this time. It's just.... Like tbh idec that the characters both allegedly died in the end, it's how they got there that annoys me. Gay and proud my arse.

[chikyful]

Ruben: I love the gays 🥰 I'm an ally 🌈 you should have trusted me Niall! 🥺

Also Ruben: Uses gay slurs, weaponises homophobia, brutalises a gay man, kills a gay man

[woollenpharaohs]

This guy gets it

[woollenpharaohs]

People in the h**f m*n tag are so funny they're like oh everyone in this show is so awful like yeah that's the point. This isn't the mild family drama show this is a study on the human condition... Also funny how many people are mad into a/b/o dynamics idk I guess I haven't actually checked a fandom tag on Tumblr in a long time maybe it's always like this but

[woollenpharaohs]

Lol it is actually so funny though that the guy who wrote and acted in Half Man also totally retconed his own characterisation in the finale. Like I think what gets mah blood pumping is literally that the Ruben that we saw in the first 5 episodes would not fucking say I'm gay and proud lmao?? But I can't pass it off as a mistranslation from the script to the actor/direction because He Fucking Did It All. So if Ruben genuinely believed that, which we as an audience are meant to believe because it's meant to be unravelling Niall's hyper masculine lens of who Ruben is, then how does someone with that level of acceptance of sense of self then go and do what he did in the end. Like it's just... I think they needed one more episode just to flesh out that state of mind. Ya I've already written fic about it but it still doesn't make sense. How does he go from gay pride to premeditated murder which he planned for what 3+ years. Like jeeeeesus it's possible to get a life and move on in prison lol. He did it once before why can't he do it this time. It's just.... Like tbh idec that the characters both allegedly died in the end, it's how they got there that annoys me. Gay and proud my arse.

[lizyushant]

Jamie Bell and Richard Gadd on Niall Kennedy and Ruben Pallister relationship

[woollenpharaohs]

Thank you Richard Gadd for reviving queerbaiting in 2026

[woollenpharaohs]

My brain was literally cooked on drugs but I did go off with my 2manydjs fanfics. I did everything from feminisation to angst to clone double penetration. Creative smut truly peaked. Also met some truly legendary folk online around that time. But yeah I don't think I'll ever go there again.

[parakeet]

just saw a 'comments' tab on someones blog you know where the following and likes tabs would be if enabled and it was just showing all the replies theyve made on peoples posts. this is fascinating when did this feature come out

[parakeet]

EMERGENCY - ITS AUTO ENABLED!

if you've made replies on posts there is now a tab on your blog showing every post youve replied to and your reply.

if this is not what you want, either go to your blog and click comments and disable it from there or just go to your individual blogs setting pages. just change it from blue to grey if you dont want everyone to see your replies AND the post you're replying to

PLEASE BE ADVISED that it is set to disabled for blogs that have not made any replies but it will turn ON if you reply with that blog in the future.! i just tested it with my main, which was greyed out but it turned on the moment i left a test reply

figured i'd get the word out bc i have not seen a single mention of this and i'm sure there are plenty of people who maybe comment on things they don't want on display for everyone to see on their blog lol. you can still look at your replies with it toggled off just no one else can, like locking the following and likes list

[parakeet]

so for some reason this feature was actually announced on the tumblr engineering blog. interesting choice not to reblog it to the staff or tumblr blog, esp considering they asked for user input on how to implement it, but i suppose considering the response to the last update maybe the replies would be too overwhelming...

so couple of clarifications. comments are disabled as default for primary blogs that have their likes disabled. they are seemingly enabled for all other blogs that have replied to posts

posts you comment on may show on your followers 'for you' page if you leave your replies publically available. they may, in the future, show in on your followers dashboard if your follower goes to their dash settings and enables this. apparently, if your likes are enabled, your followers can already see those on the dash if they've gone into preferences and selected to do so, which I was unaware of, and that seems to be disabled at default, but it's possible i disabled it previously and forgot about it ig

[woollenpharaohs]

Steph: does not look at the crowd (professional)

Dave: 👁️👄👁️ (he is looking at you)