Life is not a song,sweetling.

25, UK. general petyr baelish trash, no regrets.

[wendichen]

The Wolf and the Mockingbird.
 

Reposting an old Sansa Stark fan art - along with a gentle reminder that the Sansa stans were right all along.

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[machoeggsalad]

i don’t know anymore. here’s my delirious before bedtime sketch.

[nooooooooooooooooooooone]

Incorrect quotes - Game of Thrones The Princess Bride pt5

[machoeggsalad]

while i was on vacation i did a little redesign of young petyr

[machoeggsalad]

it goes without saying that im excited for peaky blinders s5

[mayflowersaftershowers]

| “Don’t fight in the North or the South. Fight every battle everywhere, always in your mind. Everyone is your enemy, everyone is your friend. Every possible series of events is happening all at once. Live that way and nothing will surprise you. Everything that happens will be something that you’ve seen before.”

[alayne-stonecoldfox]

ok but heres my fave Petyr Baelish fancast Tom Hughes in Victoria and ALLOW me to imagine that right now here in this here gif, Jenna Coleman, next to him, is Sansa in her Alayne disguise with the long dark hair and huh…huh? yeah? Nice

[alayne-stonecoldfox]

The fact that we never got to see Sansa sitting on Petyr's lap on the show though... CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS SHIT ????!

It was WRITTEN it was CANON we were ROBBED

[ladycibia]

Cibia my girl, you can't make Petyr and Sansa as trainers and then deprive us of a double battle

I am so sorry please don’t be mad I get sad when people are mad at me

[shebsart]

Thank you! This is not exactly a “take on the relationship” but it is something I guess. 

[ladycibia]

about your ask about more Petyr... What Pokémon do you think that he would be or what Pokémon you think that it would his companion? 🤔🤔

Ah! Pokémon crossovers!! My ultimate weakness…

Ok, so! Being presented as the very first Master of Coin we get to know in Westeros (and being perfectly capable of doing his job, despite Robert Baratheon’s extravaganza) I think a Meowth would be perfect for him! I personally picked Alolan Meowth instead of a regular one because of: 1) personality (selfish, prideful & cunning); 2) its Dark type; 3) Littlefinger’s connection to Braavos (and so the ‘need’ not really but whatever of a more “exotic” pokémon for him which he’s never going to evolve because alolan persian was a terrible idea). Flying type pokémon suit Petyr well, and so I gave him a Swellow! Unfortunately there’s no mockingbird pokémon yet (and I really couldn’t picture him with a Chatot…) and that’s the best I could think of :( but I imagine him getting also a Staraptor once becoming Defender of the Vale (which I’ll probably add next time). As for Gengar,,,I dunno, I kept hearing Aidan’s “keep shady” line and that didn’t help I guess ahahah…well, I think it suits his personality (and ways) well but maybe it’s just me and the fact that I wanted to give one of my favourite pokémon to my favourite GoT character :’) who knows. What do you think?

((I’m kinda tempted to make more characters as well but I’m not 100% sure about it djsaldjl even if I basically already decided all the pokemanz))

[giadin-a]

Game of Thrones - Petyr Baelish & Sansa Stark

[mockingbirdbae]

Book!Petyr- So many schemes, everyone still trusts him. Genial, gets Sansa a 12ft high lemon cake made, big daddy vibes, gifts Sansa his dead wifes clothes as a weird token of his affection, playing everyone off against each other. Playing the smart game and whiling out the coming winter in a secure castle with his grain, his gold and his gal.

Show!Petyr by S7 - uwu lady Sansa plz take me back luv u xoxo, no game, absolute idiot, magical deus ex machina child basically outs him as a schemy bastard and he STAYS. Dies begging.

Tell me that D+D know how to write one more time.

[mockingbirdbae]

Season 8 being written, and probably ending, so badly actually makes me glad my boi Sleazy Pete was killed by a magical Deus Ex Machina child and dumbed down Show!Sansa in a guest right violating show trial. Imagine what they'd have done to him in this season.

[alayne-stonecoldfox]

wow Petyr Baelish’s dagger saved westoros, he was the pimp that was promised

[alayne-stonecoldfox]

“Father and I have larger concerns.”

Petyr Baelish and Sansa Stark Alayne Stone in TWOW

[alayne-stonecoldfox]

“Even Lord Jon’s favorite falcon.” The knight’s doublet showed the six white candles of Waxley. “His lordship loved that bird. King Robert gave it to him.”

Petyr Baelish sighed. “It was unseemly,” he agreed, “and I put an end to it. Lysa agreed to send him away. That was why she met him here, that day. I should have been with her, but I never dreamt … if I had not insisted … it was I who killed her.”

No, Sansa thought, you mustn’t say that, you mustn’t tell them, you mustn’t. But Albar Royce was shaking his head. 

“No, my lord, you must not blame yourself,” he said.

-Petyr Baelish L I C H E R A L L Y saying he killed Lysa to the Lord of Vale’s faces and getting away with it, I can’t with this bastard, he out here like