do you even give a fuck about the ethubs situation during the specific span of time after last life ended while hermitcraft 8 was currently in moon apocalypse mode . does anyone fucking care about november 16 to december 22 2021. Does anyone Fucking care
the way that bdubs just has this incredibly dramatic ass hannibal ass situationship in last life and then dies for etho in vain and etho mourns him and they say i love you to each other indirectly (of course) (in their videos) (because they watch all of each other's videos) and then etho doesnt log on hermitcraft. and bdubs is still playing on the server thats actively disintegrating and blocks are floating and bdubs is actually on full copium mode throughout all of s8 if you'll remember hes doing this bit where he doesnt notice the moon because he fucking sleeps every night at 5pm and its funny whatever and then scar joins the moon cult specifically to kill bdubs which is actually very funny and bdubs sees the moon for the first time and freaks out about it and also lets scar kill him twice to try and stop it and it doesnt work. And he likes being given compliments and the bedtime story scar reads to him its all a bit sickening. And bdubs has been doing this entire long bit which to be honest started 10 years ago where he pretends to be better at redstone than etho except especially in season 8 he makes a huge effort to learn very complex mechanics and to build farms and the thing is he isnt learning optimal redstone hes learning redstone the way etho does it which is inefficient but for the purpose of novelty and fun. So bdubs has also been building this entire shopping district for etho and thats because etho is a shopping addict citation see figure 1 the compilation set to gwen stefani rich girl. And so he builds it specifically for etho and he stocks the stores with only things that etho will like and buy from him and adjusts the prices specifically based on the coupons etho has (which bdubs gave him) incidentally etho said that it would be great if he was like "the girl that all the guys fight over" except with deals and coupons which is really interesting and fun considering bdubs watches all of ethos videos so, because its a funny bit, he builds a redstone commission shop in his shopping district and etho does commission him for a redstone contraption for a sugar cane farm and this is before last life starts getting dire so bdubs is working on it After it starts getting dire and while by the way the moon is about to fucking crash into hermitcraft and so hes talking a big game like haha im better than etho at redstone he needed me for this and it all sounds to be honest a bit pathetic because etho has not been on and we all know at this point something is gonna happen and the season will end early and we all kinda think etho is doing his dissappearing act thing and it really sounds like he just misses him and is fucking coping because etho is literally never gonna see this sugarcane farm. And so he finishes it and puts the invoice in the box signs it --luv bdubs. And in his video he reads it out loud as "love, professionally, bdubs."
And well then against all odds etho is on the server again and pretending the moon isnt fucking happening AS WE ALL KNEW WOULD HAPPEN and he remarks that the slow falling and jump boost is pretty nice actually and hes gotten used to it and by the way the invoice says that in lieu of payment he just wants etho to shop only at his shopping district and gives him 9 25% off coupons. And etho reads it out luv bdubs because thats whats fucking written in the book. 9 days after this episode was uploaded the moon would crash into the world & bdubs would stay behind while everyone else makes plans to leave. Well everyone else except etho. everyone always forgets that bit. bdubs rides his fucking horse around the server through everyones builds including HIS and ETHOS build the horse course that they never finished and joked, many times, that they were never going to finish because they always start this project and never finish and the last time that they made a horse course was mindcrack season 4 and also bdubs modeled the horse course in season 8 (AND THEN REBUILT IT ON 9) on their INTENDED build idea for the snow fort in last life which used warped wart which was really hard to gather in the nether so they build it out of snow and compromise even though its a stupid fucking idea bdubs caves even though etho has done the stupidest builds with the wool castle in 3l snow sounds like an equally bad idea but he relents anyway. They still have the soulsand though. But bdubs stays behind. he stays behind in season 8 while blocks are flying up into the sky at a speed that makes the game lag like hell and he giggles as he takes diamonds from tango and keralis and races the horse course on his own and says he could get used to this and he's the richest person on the server now and everyone else made their escape plans joe and cleo are escaping through the end and boatem are in scar's rocket and tango is going to the moon and in tangos video theres a message from bdubs on the surface freaking out and saying things are really bad which is really just wonderful because in his own episode in his own perspective hes acting completely calm. and he stands outside his starter base which is shaped like a moon and watches the fucking moon crash into the earth and adds another fucking shot in the animation of the moon destroying hermitcraft of his big fucking eyes staring up at the world being destroyed (HIS BIG EYES THAT HE CHANGED ON HIS SKIN FOR ETHO)
