Moderately Happy Toad @moderately-happy-toad - Tumblr Blog

About me

Age: 22 in toad years

Appearance: Green skin and round shape

Gender: What are you, a cop?

Political leaning: Egalitarian and Tribal

Why am I here?

I drank the chemicals in the water and they turned me psychic and gay.

My psychic power is that I can access Tumblr with my mind. That is it. Still deciding whether it is a good thing.

madi-konrad

jkr turning out to be a TERF is so fitting when you consider that TERFs have such a hogwarts-house conception of sexuality and gender, like "here are these rigid houses you get sorted into at birth/puberty and nothing you do can change where you clearly belong (freak)." And they pay lip service to queer people who "follow the rules" but there's clearly one house for the normal courageous heroes and it's straight people :/

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Not to mention how she generally seems to have an issue seeing the social issues she herself brings up in her books.

Harry gets assaulted by the magical police for unjust reasons and still ends up joining them.

The giants and centaurs are treated as animals as a throw away plot point about how they may join Voldemort.

And the house elves...

You know. Let's not bring up the house elves again. That one has been done to death at this point.

So yeah. Not surprised Jotaro Kujo Rowling ended up not being a great person.

sleepyeule

smth new 👀

moderately-happy-toad

Yes please. I need more of this soft boy being scary. Your seamless melding of ultra pretty and lovecraftian body horror is so tasty.

#I am going to steal the concept for my next DnD character.#lovely #song goes to my bones #like this version more than the original

I find it kinda funny that position and velocity are relative but angular velocity isn't.

Without other things to compare against you can't tell where you are and where you are going. But you can tell whether or not you are spinning.

That is a funny little prank the universe pulls on us.

#physics #prank #spinning #I know that this is just you using a part of yourself as the reference frame but shut up and let me have this

michaelnordeman

Long-tailed tit/stjärtmes. Värmland, Sweden (January 27, 2024).

moderately-happy-toad

Looks like a music note. 10/10

#exceptional shape #amazing #birds #music

andry-di

Am I late to the party?

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Yeah. My reflection, my shadow and me have split a while ago. But we still get together every week to play cards.

#cool dudes #like them a lot

badjokesbyjeff

Bye bye Tumblr Live! Now that @staff has come to their senses and ended their little circus act it's time for a real clown to make a comeback!

Hi! I am Jeff and I tell bad jokes. It's been a while (:

moderately-happy-toad

Good to see you back!!

tropicalscream

finger-licking good

and its ontological opposite:

toe-sucking evil

stoovano

Love your renders! What software do you use?

I build and render in Bricklink Stud.io! I learnt a new trick for rendering recently, started using low lighting and luminous baseplates basically used as lights to give unique lighting to the renders, starting with nuparu

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Huh. I didn't know you could put tires on non tire hubs in stud.io. You learn something new every day.

karyot-deactivated20250703

like... y'know, nyah!

moderately-happy-toad

Lovely. How did you do the whiskers?

nankingdecade

What I mean when I say "toxic monogamy culture"

the normalization of jealousy as an indicator of love

the idea that a sufficiently intense love is enough to overcome any practical incompatibilities

the idea that you should meet your partner’s every need, and if you don’t, you’re either inadequate or they’re too needy

the idea that a sufficiently intense love should cause you to cease to be attracted to anyone else

the idea that commitment is synonymous with exclusivity

the idea that marriage and children are the only valid teleological justifications for being committed to a relationship

the idea that your insecurities are always your partner’s responsibility to tip-toe around and never your responsibility to work on

the idea that your value to a partner is directly proportional to the amount of time and energy they spend on you, and it is in zero-sum competition with everything else they value in life

the idea that being of value to a partner should always make up a large chunk of how you value yourself

I hate the internet sometimes.

I feel nothing but contempt for these hateful fucks.

#jocat #harrassment #i hate this #i like girls #there are so many fucks on here

Fun fact. You aren't actually a trans woman from birth. At some point Abigail Thorn just sends you a link to an unlisted video essay about you and when you watch that video you become a trans woman.

#transgender #philosophy tube #abigail thorn #trans woman #transgirl #she has spies everywhere and looks for anyone that likes celeste and fallout new vegas.