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I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

cutiepieism

sixft

wikipedia is good

window-panel

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low res buppy

oldinterneticons

narcissene

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

silvaurum

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

silvaurum

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

silvaurum

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

fallout-lou-begas

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snoleopard7

horribly-precise-transcriptions

audio: [ˈbæ.skɪʔbal ˈd̠͡ɹæ.kʲʰʊlə ɪzn̩ʔ ɹiˑlˑ dud̯, hi ˈkʰænʔ (quiet) hʊ̥̌ hʊ̥̂ hɪ̥̌ˑ hʊ̥̂ˑ hɪ̥̌ hʊ̥̂ː (end quiet) hːô θæŋ‿ˈɡɑdʰ]

charl0ttan

at the strip club enthusiasticly complimenting the ladys athletic ability

#me as fuck

dogpuppy

#how to make a tv show for disney just like bluey....#<3 oh my little heart. thats so precious.#the babies yearn to make art (and do)

puppygirllaika

reblog to tell prev she's pawsome <3

deadmotelsusa

Tell me why every tourist town had a motel called the Carousel Motel.

Pictured are multiple Carousel Motels (Wildwood, New Jersey, Reno, Nevada, Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, Anaheim, California and a pamphlet from Miami, Florida). All closed now.