City Living Unicorn

Welcome to this little corner of Tumblr! This is just where a unicorn has decided to reside, wanting to meet others in his travels! Maybe share some stories here and there! Hope you have a good day! (Might get NSFW from time to time!)

[pr0gf0x-archiveseeya]

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take away my recording software dont let me do any more of these

[swolleneyeball-deactivated20170]

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HRGHNF HRGHNF HRGHNF HRGHNF 

why are you following me? i dont even go to your school! ANd ThE,,,,DOHRRGRHGH…HhE Makes me SSO MA  DD!!! the Hhorrible PUNY BRAIN mEAT CHILd, WITh HIS Little gLASS E S. AND HIS- 

RRFH RRFH

HEAD 

[slams door]

[fake dib voice] My name is DIb!! with mMy PpOINTY HAIR!!! POoOINTY H A IR !!!!!!!!!!!! i eat FOO D aND HAVE,,,SSSSTUUUh [computer noises] [audio fades out]

[gwuvvy]

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Heavy doing his taxes

[outaspaceman]

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

[sinfulseeds-deactivated20200126]

dear god, it lives still

[cozza-frenzy]

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

[cozza-frenzy]

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

[ch4rger]

happy birthday knife wielding tentacle

[roseverdict]

happy birthday, knife-wielding tentacle!

[narwhalsarefalling]

its 4 now!

[hangthecode]

[marauders4evr]

twooforjoy:

I’ve waited all year to be able to reblog this

[11thsense]

Y’all r wildin OUT

[lunaeregia]

HELLO?

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird 

[http-royalboy-deactivated201811]

BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REST??!?1?!

AND FINALLY THE GAY ICON EVERYONE NEEDED

K I N G F U C K I N G J U L I A N

[rosjon21620-deactivated20210713]

I FINLAY FOUND THIS POST AGAIN

[aidenjaxwrites]

guys ive seen this before and it makes me so happy you all need to see it too

[dr-gloom]

imagined King Julian dancing and had to reblog 😍

[fallentitan98]

That is the most accurate human king Julian I’ve EVER seen, I love all of these!

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

VERY NIcE

[nepenthesophrosyne]

Where are the other penguin humansonas?

[purplmonster]

Here is the other two penguins for those asking. But like srsly this dude has A SHITTON of cool art. He is called “Crazy Tom”

[chromaslip]

I fuckin love it! Hey @ask-serving-spoon lookit!

[modernhorn]

What’s bigger, the unicorns horn or the unicorns “horn” >:3

What do you think?~

[modernhorn]

“Anon suc?” The short anon blushed looking like a short scrawny male. “I-if your willing~” He covered face lightly.

I can’t ever deny that~

[modernhorn]

He rubbed his but even longer blushing. “Mmm! I love doing it~” The male perv blushed

Gotta love these butt rubs~ keep going! *The unicorn shakes his ass some, loving the hands on his body*

[modernhorn]

Rubs his butt until it jiggles. “Heheh~ Oh yeah~”

“Keep on going. I do love some butt rubs~”

[modernhorn]

Butt rub? Hm~

Butt rubs are the best too!

[modernhorn]

Suc some horse?

Depends on the suck! But sure!

[tittled]

[susa-maru]

[elodieunderglass]

oh NO

[justtrustmeokay-deactivated2021]

[sexycraisinthanos]

All the gays right now

[sexycraisinthanos]

I posted this at 12 am with no tags how did you guys find this are you ok

[sexycraisinthanos]

IT’S HALLOWEEN

[thelovelyblark-barg]

Jerma wanted to use that twitch extension where he can see where the audience clicks to tell him what flash games to play, and they immediately made him click on an add for Let’s Go Pikachu/Eevee, took him on a detour to the Pokemon center website, and made him buy 2 pairs of pikachu socks.

After he said “you’re not gonna let me get the free shipping?” they then highlighted the big wailord plush

so he bought a wailord and 4 pikachu socks because chat made him

[nochillsteve-archived-deactivat]

It’s October 1st my dudes, you know what that means 🎃

[sloppystyle]

[t3sticles]

I was absolutely wasted when I watched this and it deadass brought me to tears, I love it

[jaidefinichonv2]

[gaxhar]

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

[sunwukxng]

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have