Shrimp Central

(they/them) in my 20s | I'm pretty much 100% on mobile so I cant use programs to tell me if people are shitty. might reblog nsfw stuff and i often forget to tag if it registers as mild to me, so minors not welcome

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

[dogpuppy]

[melanchol1e-deactivated20250809]

shirazi pigeons

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[xalatath]

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

[dogpuppy]

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[qqchurch]

[tomb-mold]

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

[lleyksie]

more snowy owls ❄️

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[jlaudio]

how it feels when the thing i like is something i really like and thats because i really like it and it makes me happy to like it

[afloweroutofstone]

[dduane]

KOSA again, with a different name… and they’re trying to sneak it past you before July 4th. CALL YOUR REPS!

The KIDS Act Would Require Age Checks To Get Online

Buried inside the KIDS Act are provisions that will push online services to verify all users’ ages, require government-directed moderation p

Like the man said…the shadow takes another form and ruses again. Time to make some calls and let them know we’re watching.

[fremedon]

Just called my senator and the aide said "Yeah, you're not the first person we've heard from about this today." It is 9:45 in the morning and she already had that weary tone.

So keep calling--the needle is moving!

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too