Emmit Starrs

Profile picture art by Orange (@Official-orange-art) on YouTube. | Artist, writer, and voice actor. | They/he/it or look at Pronouns.CC. | Modernity is cursed. | WItch and devotee of Hermes. | DID system, interact with caution.

[modernity-is-cursed]

Our host just realized star never made an introduction post, lol, so we’ll be making it now (like how Spoke did on the twt). I’m Ghostboo, an alter/headmate in the system! ^^

«I’m Emmit Starrs, an artist, writer, and content creator. I use he/they/it pronouns, or you can look at my Pronouns.CC (linked below). We are a system, so please interact with that in mind. If I act strange, ask who is fronting.» -Emmit Starrs

The Pronouns.CC: https://pronouns.cc/@Emmit_starrs

We also have a new blog where us alters will be more active! Seeing as how this is our host’s, we made one for ourselves >_o

@banana-strawberry-smoothie

Also, Spoke blog because we’re all normal

@mostsane-spoke-enjoyers

Emmit Starrs (@Emmit_starrs)

@Emmit_starrs goes by Samuel, Two, Hephaestus , Mx., Sir, Atlas, Lucian, Aidos , Selas , Corvin, Corvid and uses They/them pronouns.

[gibbiewiththefitz]

ZOMBIE STAGE REF!! down!!

i decided to draw cupshell for once- sorry if it sucks tbh i was drawin on laptop

AND ALSO SORRY I HAVENT BEEN POSTIN ALOT!

[freindthesheep]

S W I T C H I N G S I D E S.

I heard the audio go around on the ticky tocky app, suddenly it's 6 hours later and I have this. My eyes hurt.

This is just the WIP, but I like it so far :D !!

Reblogs are welcomed and appreciated:3

[roman-cup]

Me and my brother and going through delatrune chapter 5, and this is what I get from the start of the chapter

[pumpkinluu]

I can imagine their 2nd meeting or 29282929th meeting being like this /j

[wellshitcaitlin]

@inneskeeper this seems relevant to your interests

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! SHE DOIBLES DOWN!

It is actually rare that I get shown stuff that could ACTUALLY be the spawning point of a new and proper named heresy within Holy Roman Catholicism.

“Jesus actually survived the crucifixion” is legitimately one of the most terrifyingly viable heretical traditions you could start. It fulfills the exact ramifications for a popular and overwhelming heresy: It supports and glorifies Christ’s strength (so powerful he could not die in a meaningful way), encouraging different theological philosophies and understandings of the source material, and is COMPLETELY RUINOUS about the WHOLE POINT of Jesus as the Lamb of God. He is destined to die to take on the sins of all humanity forever so we can br forgiven. The death and the resurrection of Christ after his journey into Hell for three days is cosmologically as important as the Trinity. It is one of the pivotal foundations of the entirety of the religion.

If Jesus didn’t die, he didn’t die for us. That changes a LOT of things. But it is at its root a heresy which is not anti-Christian and is instead just a completely irreconcilable veneration.

I love this woman. I need to encourage her to be like this.

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

tOxIcItY iS a ChArAcTeR tYpE this is fucking amazing

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

Okay it’s been several hours and I’m still not even slightly over this.

Like, Jesus said “I am the resurrection and the life, except the resurrection bit is metaphorical, because I’m too swole to actually die.”

“For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, but not really, for he made his only begotten son super fucking butch. Like, obviously way too butch to actually succumb to a little crucifying.”

“Pilate was surprised to hear that he was already dead. Summoning the centurion, he asked him if Jesus had already died. The centurion said to him, ‘Jesus is too shredded to kill, he’s like the Terminator, nothing can take him out.’ Pilate sent Joseph away with nothing, for Jesus was indestructible.”

“The angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified but absolutely did not die. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he was just taking a little nap. Then go quickly and tell his disciples: ‘He never died, you all really jumped the gun this time.’”

“The Son of Man is going to be betrayed into the hands of men, but it would take an atomic bomb to kill him, he’ll be fine.”

[espanolbot2]

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, for he shall be positively jacked, and for his swollage will enable him to bung the biggest rock he could lay his turkey-sized hands upon those that displease him. Amen.

[fade-steppin]

anyone want to start a new branch of christianity with me? i’m calling it Unkillable Jesus

[tanukiham]

turns out they very much did not kill jesus

[internerdionality]

How dare you leave “ma’am? MORMONS don’t even do that” in the tags

[swearingintengwar]

I’m curious how @your-dewey-decimal-number-is would even begin to classify this

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

220 - 289 (christian nonsense)

no, but really:

232.4 and 232.5 (jesus christ’s sacrifice and resurrection)

232.8 (his divine humanity; whether he was half-god and half-man or all-god and all-man simultaneously or all-god and not a man at all, etc.)

234 (salvation and grace)

273 (doctrinal controversies and heresies in general church history)

[comradesaucegay]

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

[comradesaucegay]

and so it begins..

[voxiferous-deactivated20171119]

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

[drtanner]

I’m NEVER ready for the fucking photograph, holy shit.

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

246

christian art and symbolism

[fried-fuzzy-pickles]

Again. Wanted to leave the original text intact

[berrygrof]

algebraliens doodles

[soapyysoda]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH !!! from 42x and the contestants !!!! And also me

[4xwordle]

4XWORDLE 20/1/26 — 🪻

[WORD: Sully]

i think this is the first time ive colored in a gijinka of mine that isnt an algebralien wow. originally it was gonna be just leafy instead of blocky and eraser but i hate admin 🌷 so i put my favs instead (yes surprise surprise)

(original under cut)

[maiathestupendous]

When that post down under carrotkingburger hits different

[sevystar]

bacon

[the-gobler]

odyssey duo doodle 😋 they’re gonna be the death of me 😛 DEPRESSING PARAVERSARY!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[super-gates-blog]

He's turning into that?

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

my main takeaway from chapter 5 thus far

[smallestreeee]

(Not) the slayer and her avian

Guess who read @amethystfairy1 ‘s amazing traveling thieves Au, I am obsessed!! So obviously I needed to draw them how I imagined them. I need y'all to know that the traveling thieves au are like the holy grail of AO3 fics🙏

So yeah, a lil art gift <3

(anyone wondering why Pearl is shorter than expected or why she has dark eyes… well it's lore accurate for this Au 🤭)