I'LL BE YOUR IDOL

💎 what up im faede im 29 & i never fuckin learned how to draw. 💎 faede. virgo. tolkien, trash, tears. 💎 about 💎

[07-chan]

[misfit-toy-haven]

why is this more expressive than the entire lion king cgi movie

[niijima]

[pickledh]

h-how did you have the exact gif…….who are you

[secretsofthelibrary-deactivated]

Why spread negativity when you can spread stoats

Look at that face

And those ears

He wants to be your pal

Unless you’re a rabbit or other small rodent. Then he will probably eat you (that’s Nature for ya, but everyone’s gotta eat okay)

Regardless, look at how cute

[pankendev]

the "Turn everyone into rodents now" act, as well as its proponents, have been ratified

[doubleca5t]

Supermassive Black Hole lends itself to soundtracking one thing and one thing alone and that is a strip club. Supermassive Black Hole is the most perfect strip club rock song I've ever heard. I've heard rock songs *about* strip clubs that feel less suited to a strip club than Supermassive Black Hole. I have heard songs where sex is explicitly described in the lyrics that feel less sexy than Supermassive Black Hole. Supermassive Black Hole is a song so disgustingly, flagrantly, enticingly slutty that I sometimes feel legitimately shocked that it was made by a band that most people make fun of for sounding like if Radiohead sold out after their first album. It is a crowning achievement in stripper music that may never be topped in our lifetime. It is best known for soundtracking the scene in the first Twilight movie where they play baseball.

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[florensicz]

la contesse madelaine d'artois, your charm will never fail you

[phantomrose96]

[eunisyn]

I'll be there when the world stops turning In the end I want to be standing at the beginning with you

I had a brainworm and had to draw..... ;w; i love one cat boy

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.

JK Rowling deadnamed and posted 'upskirt' photo of trans woman on X

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

[solarishashernoseinabook]

Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".

I hope your nostalgia is worth it

[kangals]

kep's favorite hobby is crawling onto your lap so he can breathe really loudly and wetly 1 inch away from your face. it is so so important to him that you let him do this.

[kangals]

HI HI HI HI

[natalieironside]

Growing up, older folks would always get confused when I expressed familiarity with media from their childhoods and would act incredulous when I attempted to explain the concept of reruns. They'd be like "How do you, a child of this fallen era, know of Looney Tunes" and I'd be like "Because it has never not been playing on television" and this would seem to be brand new information to them

[escuerzoresucitado]

[castformi-deactivated20241025]

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

[peppylilspitfuck]

Thanks to ultrasounds, the genders can be assigned before birth.  The people are so excited to conform they throw “Gender reveal parties” to make sure their offspring exist in a strict binary since before they can even form thoughts. 

[slightlykylie]

Children are color-coded according to their binary assignment. 

[darkersolstice]

One of the genders is seen as inherently inferior.

[yothobro-deactivated20200505]

This all sounds really effing creepy when you put it that way

[rooksandravens]

#BECAUSE IT IS

[fuckyeahfeminist]

And if you deviate from the assigned gender you can be disowned by your family, fired from your job, and beaten by authorities.

[rodserlingofficial]

[bunjywunjy]

red sun 🍒

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[drowninginmytbr]

hear me out

[thaethiira]

Listen if dudes can want to fuck a corvette, I think we on tumblr should be allowed to fuck tallships. Tallships are sexier anyway.

[drowninginmytbr]

damn right

[lttrsfrmlnrrgby]

The Bluenose II is such a fine ship, I was sitting ashore very much in a state of 👀😍😚.

And then there's the Amerigo Vespucci.

SHE. She sits so high and her curves are so lovely, her brass is so polished and her shellack is so fresh and smooth.

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it