Push Forward: @modernjuan - Tumblr Blog

For sometime now I’ve wanted to start a Vlog to release some of my creative juices working in an office setting. With that said, if you could watch/subscribe and give me pointers on this that would be greatly appreciated everyone! Thank you!

#disneyland

wenchyfloozymoo

eriicmatthews

gasstationeggsalad

I just want everyone to know that this bit is exactly what being 24 feels like

davedrewisthebest

32 and still feeling it.

catchymemes

unbfacts

Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.

drst

*fistbump*

bitchwhoyoukiddin

Confirmed. He’s also dumped millions into cancer research. I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.

fluffy-overlord

Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person.

utf2005

airspaniel

When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man.

jehovahhthickness

I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because I’m evil compared to him.

putmeincoach

“Next few centuries”

Keanu dropping hints that he is an immortal.

sunquark

i love keanu reeves

holdtightposts

My wife and I were dining at Nobu’s in Honolulu and sitting across from us was Keanu or at least I thought it was. We kept talking about whether it was him or not and finally, I decided to throw some old school Bill & Ted at him.

I stood up and threw my arms up into the motion of an air guitar, my wife is begging me to sit back down, and I pointed at the guy who may be Keanu Reeves, and said, “Most Excellent.”

He stood up and did it back at me. Then we both had a moment and pointed at each other. I sent him another of whatever it was he was drinking. It was a cucumber sake martini. That was the end of it.

Or so I thought.

He left before we finished our meal. By the time we were done, dessert came that we didn’t order. We thought, “oh, must be compliments of the chef.” Then the bill never came. When we asked for it, our waitress said Keanu Reeves took care of it.

IT WAS REALLY HIM. And he left a note. It said, “thanks for the refresh. Keanu.”

When I finally saw him again years later, because of work. I brought it up. Then he air guitar and said, “most excellent. I remember. At Nobu’s. Thanks for the drink.” We chatted a bit and I got an autograph for my mum because she’s a huge Keanu fan. Then that was that.

What a moment.

50shadesofyodaddysdick

An angel

elusianknight

And he does a lot of anti human trafficking work iirc. Seems like a really awesome guy.

missshirley

Back when I first moved to NYC, I got a job as a theater usher. We were all young, 18-20 or so, and it was heavily impressed upon us that we needed to treat the theatergoers with TOTAL respect at ALL times or risk our jobs. As such, we were all totally underprepared for the drunk guy who tried to steal a bottle of wine from the lobby bar during intermission. We were trying to politely get the bottle back, but he was growing loud and belligerent. Since the second act was now starting, this was a countdown to all of us being in trouble.

Then Keanu walks up. Calmly charms the guy. Slips the usher behind the bar cash to cover the bottle, without the guy even noticing, and walks him back in to his seat like it’s a normal thing he does every day. He didn’t know the guy, didn’t know any of us, but effortlessly deescalated the situation and quite probably saved some jobs that night.

Just a wandering do-gooder, this man.

walkingoutintherain

#everything i’ve ever heard anecdotally about keanu reeves #further convinces me that he is the chillest immortal #like he’s probably just spent centuries donating blood instead of drinking it (via @revolutionarygirlshati)

propanemoments-blog

nickelodeonhistory

cartoon network on nickelodeon in 1999. an off-channel promo for cartoon cartoon fridays snuck onto nick’s airwaves via unmonitored local ad buys.

chongoblog

An unbelievable power play

phroyd

It is the heat rather than the humidity. Buzzfeed is the latest national news site to report on what residents of Arizona cannot avoid — a hellscape...

It is the heat rather than the humidity.

Buzzfeed is the latest national news site to report on what residents of Arizona cannot avoid — a hellscape second in the Inner Solar System only to the surface of Venus in parched, inhospitable real estate.

It’s all literally just melting.

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Phroyd

flowisaconstruct-deactivated202

Man, they built a city in the middle of the fucking desert. Color me shocked.

heretekadept

Most of this stuff has been in place for decades. It’s only melting this summer. This is shocking. This is Climate Change. Stay tuned.

iwilleatyourenglish

yeah… they built cities in the desert designed to LAST in the desert. shit should not be melting. it’s an average of 120F/48.8C there.

sasstricbypass

hey so i live here and uh….. yeah people’s dog’s paws are being badly burned, people’s skin/bodies are being burned, our homeless population is absolutely frying out here and the people of Tucson happen to be… decidedly dispassionate about the safety of these homeless people so if you’d be so kind, please donate to some of the shelters and organizations out here because there is virtually no shade on our streets and no humidity or breeze at all

and if you live here too, have a heart. i spent the last three bucks in my bank account on water for a gentleman who was out in the hot sun holding a sign at an intersection and he almost cried for it. everyone deserves a little help, especially when it’s 110 degrees before 9 am.

shiveringhardnow

The Thrash Particle // Modern Baseball

shiveringhardnow

Symmetry // Title Fight

r1ghtbackatitaga1n-deactivated2

Hot Mulligan // Deluxe Capacitor (x)

sailours

dary | hot mulligan {my edit. please don’t remove the caption}

shiveringhardnow

Upside Down // The Story So Far

fadedshots

How painful is to say “I’m fine” to the person who made you feel so broken

i-hate-chick-fil-a

Craig of the Creek

master-red

Bruh his father didn’t hold back, the hands really are rated E for Everyone

smothermewithaffection

So I got this ad on youtube...

It’s for U.S. Cellular, specifically advertising how great their streaming service is. You can even , the guy in the ad says, stream hours of grass mowing.

And I go… “wait a minute…that sounds weird…why hasn’t this ad ended yet?”

And I look at the bottom.

the ad is seven hours long.

smothermewithaffection

UPDATE

i’m half an hour in

the guy’s come back a couple times. his mower broke down and he went to get more gas. he came back and started it up again, drove around a few more times making comments about it being fun and “you still watchin? weird.” After a bit he took out a ruler and started measuring the grass.

smothermewithaffection

He pulled out a book and a lawn chair and started reading, but he just left and said he’ll be back soon

smothermewithaffection

he brought out an umbrella but it fell over so he left and came back and tried to fix it but it completely broke so he stalked off, dragging the chair behind him. i’m loving this.

smothermewithaffection

HE BROUGHT OUT A HAND-HELD UMBRELLA