Sports/Gay Studies

|| jules : 28 : any pronouns idc : queer || - unorganized chaos -

[lucybellwood]

Fucking slain in my tracks by this postcard on my friend’s dresser

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[justsomepetermemes]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[uhhhhmanda]

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

[birdandmoon]

What critters are common in your neighborhood, but really exciting to visitors?

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[catasters]

[monchursouls]

Smacka smacka smacka

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

Big fan of whatever this genre of conversation is

[wizardrights]

[detectivehole]

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

[l0stvegas]

Got Bones? (Printable)

Hey, I made a printable .PNG version of that “got bones” flyer if anyone wants to make a few copies to hang up in real life and cause some minor chaos around their town. Have fun, feel free to send me pics if you stick it up anywhere

[l0stvegas]

I should specify, for those who are apprehensive:

- The phone number attached to this poster is real, and works.

- It’s not a random stranger’s number, please don’t worry. I set the number up specifically for this piece.

- You will not get a live person on the line, it’s just a pre-recorded message (unless my finger slips and I accidentally answer one of the incoming calls, in which case I will inevitably panic and immediately hang up)

- It does, however, cost me like nine bucks a month to keep this text app phone number running for the sake of the joke. Which isn’t a lot, but I’m honestly pretty broke these days. So if this poster amuses you and you want to chip in to help this thing live on so other people can call the number, you can toss me a dollar or something over on my Ko-Fi page. I’m gonna try to keep it public and live for as long as I feasibly can, however.

[l0stvegas]

This is genuinely the funniest possible result that could have come out of this whole thing, I approve

[emperorsfoot]

The only thing I can think about:

[electricpurrs]

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[liketheinferno]

[talking about the body i inhabit] “idk i just work here”

[valtsv]

I love your "they ring the same bells for weddings and funerals" tag bc I work as a bell-ringer at one of the few churches in my city where you still have to ring the bell manually. and we do ring the same bell whether it's a wedding or a funeral! but ☝️ we also ring it if the local sports team wins at sports (the secret third thing that is neither a wedding nor a funeral)

the three universal human experiences: love, death, and sports

[short-for-melancholy]

[starrynet]

what's your favorite sports headline that could also be a whimsical fantasy story plot point if taken out of context?

I'm pissed because we lost to some elves

darius slay says he was "this close" to becoming a raven

transfer portal created in good faith, but is out of control

power of friendship helps spark sharks' historic comeback victory over penguins

jay cutler passed his physical and is officially a dolphin

nightmare eels season

hawks trade young to wizards

vikings discovered new way to stop the eagles' dreaded tush push

p-bruins topped by bears

are newark's mummies to blame for devils' bad injury luck?

seattle kraken hockey player, sea troll charged by grizzly bear

Voting ended onJan 16

(inspired by this classic tumblr post)

[joeyclaire]

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

[scribbleshark]

happy 1915 everyone!