Star Wars and Cartoons

Star Wars, cartoons, Pokemon, space, that sort of stuff

[opossumberry]

scarf

[glumshoe]

Jabbas, rated

There are many Jabbas in this world, but not all Jabbas are created equal. Some Jabbas are better than others. Some… are worse.

Jim Henson Puppet Jabba

This is it. The original flavor. The Ur Jabba. The definitive Jabba from which all other Jabbas are derived. You can fit so many fucking dudes inside this puppet, it’s wild. There are like four guys inside him making his body wiggle, it’s like a frat party. Very impressive. Despite the production quality and the effort of the puppeteers, I don’t find him to be a very believable alien design because… is he a vertebrate? He’s built like a vertebrate, but his entire lower body and tail sit at a 90 degree angle. I worry about his sacroiliac. 9/10

Forbidden Jabba: The Wonderful Human Being

Northern Irish actor Declan Mulholland is the actual Original Jabba. This scene was shot but cut from final release when the stop-motion intended to replace Declan didn’t work out, and he was a very different character. I love that he looks like a Star Trek guest character portraying Friar Tuck in a low-budget costume someone fished out of a bin. Sadly, the forbidden nature of his existence is the only interesting thing about him. 2/10 for design, personality, and execution, bumpted up to 5/10 by virtue of being Forbidden. 

1997 Restored CGI Jabba

Oh god. What can I say about this Jabba? A picture says a thousand words. In 1997, George Lucas re-released A New Hope with some infamous changes, including the restored original scene with Jabba, replacing dear old Declan with… with this. A shambling, poorly-textured, deflated husk of a slug that clipped through the scene and wore an expression of heartbroken terror. Don’t you just love him? I adore this Jabba. This Jabba is a monument to man’s hubris, a portent of doom and the folly of he who reaches further than his grasp. You look at him and you are filled with pity and a desire to protect him from the man who thought he was fit to be released into the world. Oh, right in my pathos! This Jabba is my beloved ward, and I will hear no ill of him. Look at him. He was never meant to be removed from the depths of the sea.. he’s wilting… he needs help, and love, and a synthetic exoskeleton that will keep him from caving in upon himself and crushing his own organs. He’s like a mildewed paper bag that you could put your foot through. Please don’t hurt him. 10/10

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UPDATED: NOW WITH MORE JABBAS!

[esoanem]

please stop, ship

my eyes can only take so much

[glumshoe]

Good news: I think this most recent update may be the last. I have rated just about all the canon Jabbas there are to be rated. My work here is done…

[lxia-art]

check out your local bad batch and you will find many friends and boys

[montereybayaquarium]

It’s a tide pool party to wish legendary intertidal ecologist Ed Ricketts a happy birthday! 

Take a look at some of the extreme critters that shelter in place between the tides along our rocky coastline—including shore crabs, anemones, hermit crabs, turban snails, octopuses and sculpins.

[transmikecrew]

picture by @yalakid of the wolffepack hanging out for @ashayam-faiktra as their nau’uture gift!

[geistverrse]

I am literally begging, BEGGING modern media to portray healthy relationships. enough cheating. enough infidelity. enough disrespect. show me people who love each other, proper communication, and a strong mental as well as physical connection. I want plots about people who are madly in love with each other and STAY madly in love with each other. please. I am losing my mind.

[ravennafey]

spooky librarian

redbubble

[jaubaius]

If the little guy floating up…

[cinemamind]

Candle Cove circa 1920′s

[yamujiburo]

team rocket twitters

hopefully team rocket fans will have fun with all the little easter eggs~

[stantler]

that post about gym leaders tweeting that rock and ground are the same type is funny but do you think this has ever been like a point of contention for biologists in the pokemon world. like the way the fairy type wasn’t discovered until recent years and was misclassified as normal type for most of history. do you think professors in the pokemon universe argue over whether certain pokemon have been mistyped or if certain types may actually not exist at all

[stantler]

professor sycamore when his hypothesis on the 18th type was confirmed after his findings were repeatedly rejected and laughed at by the heads of the kalos institute of pokebiology for over a decade

[sunshineboyskywalker]

max rebo confirmed to be in The Mandalorian season 2

[tlirsgender]

Remember when atla made a point to show that the average fire nation citizen Isn't Evil and the poor in particular were actually harmed by their government which they had no power over? I like that. More people should know that's how the real world works I think

[tlirsgender]

Avatar had more nuanced takes on war and like, how countries work in general than most people who are allowed to vote

[tlirsgender]

Remember when atla explicitly stated that fire nation citizens are fed propaganda from birth and that's not their fault AND SIMULTANEOUSLY It's Still Bad but it's possible to learn and grow and fight back against fascism. That was cool

[alpha-beta-gamer]

Some original mocap footage used to animate the characters in the first Mortal Kombat game!

[elenafisher-archive]

[mavenmemnon]

[laciefuyu]

“We’re not programmed. You have to learn to make your own decisions.”

[mygenderadventures]

my grasp on my gender identity is currently equivalent to my grasp on what day of the week it is; nebulous, constantly shifting, not quite completely discernible but somehow overwhelmingly Tuesday,