the signs drunk
Aries: loud, sloppy, sexual, prone to doing stupid things
Taurus: is way too happy and tells everyone they look pretty
Gemini: risk-taking, sexual, flirtatious
Cancer: tells bad jokes, very loud and flirtatious, then gets really weepy
Leo: the king of sloppy drunks. slurs, vomits on people, falls down a lot
Virgo: is either REALLY LOUD or gets quieter and quieter until they pass out
Libra: extremely flirtatious, overly friendly, basically themselves except x10
Scorpio: gets hella turnt up and fun, then ends crying about their love life and passing out
Sagittarius: loud and risk-taking. possibly an angry drunk.
Capricorn: is really good at hiding the fact that they're drunk...until they puke on your shoes
Aquarius: super weird, super hilarious, does a whole lot of stupid shit
Pisces: huggy and nice, flirtatious, then gets really sad or possibly angry
