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Um…

C…Can’t it be both? There are certain people I’d really like to talk to…And games I’d like to beat, too…I can do both at once, can’t I?

No! Much too strenuous! You'll wear your poor little brain out and before you know it, you'll be hitching the next ride to Snoozeville!

You just have to handle your hobbies better so that you have more mental capacity, like...talking to someone for five minutes and then playing video games for fifteen. Hours, I mean.

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Wow. You’re impressively lively. Your choices in fashion are very interesting as well. I’ve never seen anyone quite as… bold.

While I’ve heard your name before, I’m unfamiliar with your ‘awesome voice’ and ‘headbanging guitar riffs’. Perhaps at some point you’ll be kind enough to enlighten me.

I figure I owe you an introduction in return: my name is Kyouko Kirigiri. Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Mioda-san.

Bold and brash and rollin' in the trash! Hiiii-yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

If you're lucky, you'll come around to one of Ibuki's gigs one day, where you can witness her rocking out with her friends! Er, if they're around, I mean. It's been a while...

Oh, but Ibuki actually doesn't know a whole lot about Kyouko-chan. Like...what do you even do?!

….Ibuki-chan….

That’s a very cute song, actually! I don’t think I can be upset with you anymore…Since you wrote that just for me.

Thank you.

Heheh, yeah, Ibuki's kiiiiiind of a lyrical genius here.

But really, are you actually trying to stay up to talk to people, or is that just the pretense you use so that you can play video games all night?!

I wasn’t the one whining to begin with, shithead. Maybe if you weren’t so demanding and fussy I wouldn’t have to be “dumb and rude” to you.

Ever thought of it that way? Nah, hold on — do you ever even think?

You're whining about me whining, blockhead! Except on your side of the whining, you aren't even being cute about it like me!

YEAH! IBUKI THINKS A WHOLE LOT, AND RIGHT NOW SHE'S THINKING YOU NEED TO PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR STINKY ASS SO SHE CAN REPLACE IT WITH HER FOOT!

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— entered the crime scene.

It’s a strange feeling to see a full group of people and be familiar with only a single one of them. I don’t expect any formal introductions, but good evening regardless.

Yo, supa dupa crime-solving troopa! (Haha, Ibuki-chan made that one up all on her own.)

Oh, and she's sort of familiar with you too, by the way! Which was actually pretty obvious but you can never be too sure with how slow people are these days. Tsk tsk.

Speaking of making it any more obvious, you need a super intro. Name's Ibuki Mioda, short for Ibuki Mioda! Ibuki's renowned for her awesome voice and headbanging guitar riffs, but she's otherwise known as the Super High-School Level Light Music Club Member!

I am making a mental note not to fall asleep in your presence anymore.

But…I’ve been making an effort to be a little better about my sleeping. I have people that I’d like to talk to and I really can’t do that if I’m asleep half the time…

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Oooooooh, such ambition from the living dead! Ibuki's so impressed! Smitten by your aspirations!!

She could even write a song about it! AHEM...

♪ Chiaki-bee, so sleepy-eee, losing all her HP-eeeee but staying up more regularlyyyy~! She's a sleepy bee in sleepy honeyyyy, but it's time for wakey wakeyyyy! No biggie!

" ‘Party pooping shortstack’…?"

Yeah! Dumb ol' Fuyuhiko-kun messing up all my fun when Ibuki's just trying to express herself!

She goes on like, why is Ibuki so bored?! There's nothing to do anymore, and out comes Fuyuhiko from the woodwork being rude and bullying her! REALLY uncool!

I-Is my being awake really such a bad omen…?

I had no idea…I thought people wanted me to be awake more often than I usually was.

How worrying…

Eeeeeeh, Ibuki doesn't really care about that. She always thought it was funny to point and laugh at you while you drooled all over yourself anyway!

But seriously, what's going on here?! You're the zombie of the group and you're still up and running at this hour??

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Ah…I’m here, Ibuki-chan..!

Whoaaaaaaaaaa, Chiaki-chan is still awake!? This is apocalyptic! Somebody alert the press! Our lives are all in danger!

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AGAIN!!

#finalfantasleep

Anyone else around besides the party pooping shortstack?!

Yeah, I’ll give you that. That was a pretty grown-up sentence. Maybe you could take the next step and try reading a fucking book.

Good to hear you’re done singin’, though.

Maybe a book based on the true tales of the shortest, whiniest mafia member in history?

Man, why are you being so dumb and rude?! Ibuki's all about pumping up the good vibes in people, but you're just the opposite! It's actually pretty annoying!

Weren’t you the one begging for attention? I’m doing you a fucking favor, so quit being so ungrateful!

Get a damn hobby or something.

But Ibuki's played all her instruments and sung her pretty little lungs out already...and she doesn't like going outside by herself anymore.

The world's so tough when you're caught in the rungs of boredom and despair.

... oh, haha! Whoa, that was pretty philosophical! And even that's such a big word! Hehehehe.

Heeeeeey! Just in time! A new member of the gang come to keep poor little Ibuki-chan company in these lonely times!

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Yo yo, Fresh Meat! Ibuki Mioda's the name, rockin' out's my game!

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I’m doing very important and productive things.

Definitely far too occupied to be bitchin’ about being bored like you were, you whiny brat.