The fuck am I doing

my life is a shitpost 🏳️‍🌈 they/them 22 🏳️‍🌈

[zhench]

GUYS I-

I TRIED TO ANIMATE SUNDROP BUT-

JUST LOOK AT THIS SHIT

I'M CRYING

[hotvampireadjacent]

I was just thinking about this tweet and can’t stop laughing what the fuck was he trying to say

[nostrem]

I live down the street from a school that’s also a Pokémon Go gym so I’ve been going up there to kick all the kids pokemon out and taking it over with my avatar dressed as team rocket everyday. I’m like their one man Jessie and James, I like to think

[nostrem]

The Rhydon is at the school and I’ve just been going back up now and then between their classes to heal it lmao

[nostrem]

[friendly-asteroid]

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

[friendly-asteroid]

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

[totallyuniquelily]

[chongoblog]

are you the person who made that audio post that's the what's cooler than being cool but andre 3000 only says alright once? and if so may i have that link please and thank you

I don't believe that was me but that does sound hilarious

[paper-mario-wiki]

yeah that was him, heres a link

The World's First.

Hey-Ya except Andre 3000 is able to succinctly confirm his understanding of the situation.

[chongoblog]

Oh yeah that was me, huh

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

Hey-Ya except Andre 3000 is able to succinctly confirm his understanding of the situation.

[go60go-deactivated20250622]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER

[go60go-deactivated20250622]

no fucking way

[espresshadow]

[nyancrimew]

happy neil banging out the tunes day, nothing else of significance happened on today's date ever

[depsidase]

[youremysunshine8]

Ok I love this???

"baptise me in hot dog water"

Hot dog water - there's a Tumblr post out there I've seen saying hot dog water is the opposite of holy water, due to the fact that a single drop of it will contaminate what it touches. I assume this was partly inspired by this allusion but who knows for sure.

Also the the idea of holy water as inhuman and cleaning vs hot dog water as the remains of feeding someone - often a child - and entirely human. It may be dirty and I do not want it on me but God hot dog water has some memories. You will not wash away my sins. They're mine. Also, anyone can make hot dog water but holy water is refined, restricted (yes anyone can make it in an emergency but lay people are restricted from it)

"you and I both know"

Unlike baptism for babies, this one is done between two people who are both aware of what is happening. The one receiving the baptism gives the orders about what they want to happen. The giver and receiver are portrayed as equals. They are equally aware of their humanity.

"the holy stuff won't take"

Ooof heartbreaking, amazing line. Raises so many questions. What does it mean when the water "takes"? What has the receiver done that makes them unfit for holy water? Or, what has the holy water done that makes it to weak to help, to be a part of your life?

The poem as a whole - I love the lack of capitalization. It adds a sort of intimacy to the poem, and the statement from the speaker. The high words "baptise" and "holy" being offset by "take" and "hot dog". Also "hot dog water" vs "holy stuff." The cadence! I would lick it.

[whatrturtles]

happy neil banging out the tunes

[little-tunny]

Happy Holidays to all who celebrate 🧡💛💚💙💜

[soft-lily]

[peripapaya]

Mocha banging out the tunes April 13, 2022

[dear-ao3]

[deactivated334879-deactivated20]

and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

[fwugradiation]

[beatcroc]

the best part of this post is undeniably that it was made by toby fox

[socialmaya]

[rainbowgaez]