I will deny any assosiation with this blog irl

[mohamedelbutch]

I wouldn't be surprised if its price was 169 pounds

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لو عايز تعرف اللي قدامك فاهم و لا طيز من طياز الزمن

اسأله إيه عاجبك ف اغنية comfortably numb أو ألبوم the dark side of the moon

الإجابه عالسؤال ده دايما بتكشف محدثين النعمة الصراحه😅

[mohamedelbutch]

I played a lot of fucked up games .

Believe me .. a looot of fucked up games.

But nothing compares to "getting over it"

This game is evil.

Fuck whoever made this game.

It has a way of building up your sense of accomplishment only to be taken away from you 4 seconds later.

That being said,. good game .. but still, fuck this game.

[mohamedelbutch]

Nerds don't say that they're nerds.

They don't talk about how nerdy they are, either

[mohamedelbutch]

احنا بقينا مسلسلات بتمشي علي الأرض

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“Here’s the difference, to me, between boys and girls: Boys fuck things up; Girls are fucked up. That’s the difference. Boys just do damage to your house that you can measure in dollars, like a hurricane. Girls, like, leave scars in your psyche that you find later, like a genocide or an atrocity… That’s the difference between boys and girls. And it becomes the difference between men and women, really. A man will, like, steal your car or burn your house down or beat the shit out of you, but a woman will ruin your fuckin’ life. Do you see the difference? Like, a man will cut your arm off and throw it in a river, but he’ll leave you as a human being intact. He won’t fuck with who you are. Women are nonviolent, but they will shit inside of your heart.”

[mohamedelbutch]

Horace and Pete is the only series I paid / would pay actual money to watch.

Worth every penny to support something as beautiful as this.

I think it's my current favourite show of all time.

❤

[mohamedelbutch]

I would probably kill, fuck and eat 7 retarted mexican children (in that order) before I go back to her.

[mohamedelbutch]

9 out of 10 people enjoy a gangbang

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I think it's arrogant and ignorant to say that there is no god.

First of all, you can't prove that.

You don't know that.

If you think you're smart enough to say that there is no god, then guess what, you're a retard.

The only acceptable statement is that you don't have proof that there is a god.

This is a completely fair statement.

Because like george senior said in arrested development.

Faith is not a fact.

[mohamedelbutch]

I have this childish fear where I don't say "kill yourself" to anyone because deep down, I feel that if he does kill himsellf at some point, i will feel the words I had said haunt me for the rest of my life.

You will never hear me say kys.

ما هو يا ضميري هيأنبني انك انتحرت .. يا هتضايق عشان هدخل النار ف واحد ميستاهلش😅

[mohamedelbutch]

Owning a taser can really save your life.

It's the safest way to defend yourself without

a) possibly killing the attacker

B) having to run away and risking your own death.

I will get a taser soon.. i think it's a wise investment.

[mohamedelbutch]

* صلاح بيشوط كورة فالسما *

- مين ابن المتناكة اللي شاط الكورة دي ؟

= محمد صلاح ياسطا

* pause *

- مين ابن المتناكة اللي باصي الكورة لصلاح و جسمه مش معدول عشان يشوط عدل ؟

[mohamedelbutch]

A "little bit" unpopular opinion

معظم الناس اللي بتقول ان عندها اكتئاب دي المفروض يتحطو ف افران زي بتاع auschwitz عشان نخلص من امثالهم.

( I understand it's insensitive to the victims)

الناس فاكره ان عشان حاجه حصلت ضايقتهم يبقي خلاص انا مكتئب او bi polar او متقربش مني عشان مخنوق ...

"متقوليش متزعلش عشان انا مخنوق/ه من الدنيا و اللي فيها."

Guess what, dipshit !

Life is not a walk in the park. Life can be shitty sometimes.

It's okay to not feel great for a little while.

But overall, life is awesome, for you particularly.

But you make your life exponentially shittier with your attitude.

What do you have to complain about ?

You didn't get to eat your favorite food ?

Someone disagreed with you ?

You get to go to marsa matrooh with your family that you don't like hanging out with but you still love everyone seperatelly to death ?

The weather is a little hot for you ?

You had a bad experience with a significant other ?

You are so disconnected from reality that you complain about shit that can be a bless for other people.

What you have basically is first world problems .. in a third world country.. and you are a second world cunt.

Don't say you're depressed.. and don't say life is horrible.

Because you aren't .. and life isn't.

If you haven't seriously considered or tried to take your life away,

If you don't have a doctor's note or proof that you are depressed,

Then please .. stop being a cunt and see that your life is in at least in the top 90% .

I understand that there are variations to how people react to things.

But overall, stop being serious or bitchy all the damn time.

[mohamedelbutch]

ايلون ماسك علي وضعه فشخ و الله.

الراجل ده عظيم!

[mohamedelbutch]

Deutsch macht spaß my aß

[mohamedelbutch]

انا مش عارف ليه بيقولو عالديك رمز الذكورة و الرجوله.

"الواد ده عامل زي ديك البرابره .. ده هو اللي مقطع السمكه و ديلها .. البنات كلها عليه"

And I am like ...Have you ever seen a rooster fuckin' a chicken ?

الموضوع بياخد ثانيه بالظبط و بيقوم .

So the next time I hear someone being called deek elbarabra

All I'll hear is "oh, he's the guy with the premature ejaculation problems"