[labias]

what a surprise I woke up and I’m still that bitch

[aidn]

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

[aidn]

fries

[aidn]

do you ever look back at your mistakes

[scorpi-heaux]

me after one glass of wine: I need to get FUCKED

[cultof-aphrodite]

Me to my skin: we’re adults now, let’s act like it.

[moist-lamp]

I don’t really know what to say about this video..

[ratman-johan-deactivated2019093]

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[sheabutterbitch]

No context for this but focus on the ones who stay

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Clickbait would’ve been so much more fun in the 1920’s with newsboys having to yell the ridiculous headlines

[fuzzytheduck]

“EXTRA! EXTRA! FIVE WEIRD FOOD HACKS THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE ”

[captain-doubleday]

“READ ALL ABOUT IT! 26 PICTURES TAKEN SECONDS BEFORE DISASTER! THE NINTH ONE WILL SURPRISE YOU!”

[butchscientist]

i just had the absolute WORST realization

[butchscientist]

glee would have covered despacito

[stability]

[alternicobase]

[durbikins]

[pocmemes]

[cryingdancer]

[deletethisblognowpls-deactivate]

I havent cried with actual tears from laughter for years and this is was broke that omfg

[acid-eater]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[deejay]

“Promise me you won’t buy weed.. buy concentrates, dab pens and edibles.. much more potent if you trying to get blazed.. fuck shit weed with stems and seeds.. feel me?”

“You are absolutley right. Thanks Ariana!”

[5-methoxy-n-n-dimethyltryptamin]

sss sssss s sssss ssss :^))

[deejay]

Marijuana Grande - No Weeds Left to Buy

[wizardbussy]

🎶aint got no weed left to buuuuy so im lightin it up im lightin up im lovin and livin So we blazin up🎶

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]