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A dulcet man with a dulcet tone from a dulcet town in a dulcet home. He hates me. I LIKE THAT. he/him. twitter @hazz_innit

[phlebasthebroenician]

My favorite rejected New Yorker submission

[ilovecats4ever]

im sorry you got stuck behind the funniest person on the planet

[membraneshock]

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

[fuckyeahcoelacanths]

[radiofreederry]

[sjweminem]

she sauce on my scrod till i'm a New Man

[plesiosaurchestra]

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

[duckdotcom]

guy who turns into a glass of milk when he gets angry and girl who turns into a plate of cookies when she's upset having a bitter argument with each other next to the chimney on christmas eve at 11:59 pm

[king-of-fuffies]

#2735641 original posts remain

[andmaybegayer]

oh fuck I thought the intro to today's Money Stuff was going to be a metaphor for some crypto bullshit but no an actual metals futures market was backed by actual bags of rocks.

[andmaybegayer]

JPMorgan Chase thought it had $1.3 million of nickel, but they were all bags of stones. It's happened before.

Swiss trader Mercuria Energy received spray-painted rocks instead of $36 million worth of copper it had ordered.

Ea Nasir Bullshit

[phluphfy]

THEY LITERALLY VAGUE EA-NASIR IN THE ARTICLE ITSELF ASDFGGHKGJKLSH

[headspace-hotel]

[itznarcotic]

[lavenderlemniscate]

inaccurate, they will survive.

[shaddy-bee]

Playing catch :)

[tonyalmeida]

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

the dogs wouldn’t stop getting in my dads gross chair so he carved this weird sculpture of his own frowning face with a chainsaw and puts it on the chair when he’s not sitting in it. the dogs are scared of it

[supermariomamafucker]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[40mancer]

They’re parachuting into a warzone and they’re infantry so it’s not a war crime if machine gun fire takes them out. This is likely the last words they spoke to each other

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

never thought of it like that, thats insane. god bless our soldiers

[kushblazer666]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me

[androidboy]

[androidboy]

[androidboy]

poetry equivalent of

[punkitt-is-here]

new fav interaction ive had

[foreveriallyzombified]

The biggest ever evidence for the “haters are truly just jealous“ theory is When everyone was dunking on these delightful images of jack Nicholson enjoying a delicious hoagie in a boat and then jumping playfully into the sea. there is honest to God nothing I would rather be doing than exactly this. any man who claims this is lame or that he looks gross in any capacity is lying, & seething with jealousy

[foreveriallyzombified]

[spindash]

CAME OUT OF MY DADS PRINTER AT WORK TODAY..........