I will doxx you, bitch

Fame is a gun and I point it blind Crash and burn, girl, baby, swallow it dry You got a front row seat and I I got a taste of the glamorous life ☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️ 𝑺𝒂𝒎 𝑯𝒐𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅 (𝑺)𝒉𝒆/𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 ^_^

[towerofglass]

[mojavefawn]

TRIPLE MAKEOUT.

[asquirrelinspace]

YOINK!

Source: US fish and wildlife service on instagram (https://www.instagram.com/reel/C817Hl-qrm-/)

[meow-77]

[runway-rat]

Christian Dior Spring 2026 Couture

[pnglove]

[sweetlyparfait]

obsessed with this princess set from truth or dare !! ଘ꒰ ๑ ˃̶ ᴗ ᵒ̴̶̷๑꒱و ̑̑

[laurapetrie]

“I saw the Northern Lights for the first time tonight. It was pretty much like kissing you, and just as rare.” - Kurt Vonnegut in a letter to Jane Cox

[laurapetrie]

Sparkly Valentine vibes from THE LOVE PARADE (1929)

[sandmandaddy69]

[mojavefawn]

so how're you liking married life :3c

Yknow? I thought it’d be this life shattering thing that would permanently alter the course of my life, what with how movies talked about it and how people say it’s this great awesome thing.

It’s no different from dating! The only thing different is that Myron’s last name is Howard now.

[mojavefawn]

Norm’s out cold. He’s curled up with Lucy(?) I wanna say Lucy. I need to talk to her more often. Also it’s dark in here and I can’t tell who is who

[mojavefawn]

got asked why I wasn’t drinking and I responded with “my liver’s missing”

[mojavefawn]

wow my new mother in law called me hot. Thats awesome.

[manwhoremyron]

heyyyyyyy Myron.

[Picture of Sam and Mal in extremely revealing, matching dresses. Sam is the primary focus. A deliberate choice because this is her way of revealing the outfit to Myron.]

You saw Mal’s dress, what do you think of mine?

you look good enough to eat, honey... are you two matching downstairs, too?

[mojavefawn]

hold on e-sex cancelled I got really embarrassed and flustered about the “honey” thing. Unfortunately this means I’m going to have to kill you.

[manwhoremyron]

aww, baby, really? poor thing. you wanna come over and let me help you with that?

[mojavefawn]

Stop that. If you come over I will pick you up and wiggle you like a wet spaghetto, ferret boy

[manwhoremyron]

heyyyyyyy Myron.

[Picture of Sam and Mal in extremely revealing, matching dresses. Sam is the primary focus. A deliberate choice because this is her way of revealing the outfit to Myron.]

You saw Mal’s dress, what do you think of mine?

you look good enough to eat, honey... are you two matching downstairs, too?

[mojavefawn]

hold on e-sex cancelled I got really embarrassed and flustered about the “honey” thing. Unfortunately this means I’m going to have to kill you.

[sykoteddy]

let’s kill our boyfriends together by looking hot

do we revive them afterwards or,

[mojavefawn]

if they actually die, yeah. Of course.