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Blade (1998)

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Britney Spears, 2001

I Love Rock n Roll

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1970s covers of Easyriders Magazine

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"Anybody can jump a motorcycle. The trouble begins when you try to land it."

— Evel Knievel

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I’m pulling you out of that dreadful programme. You can thank me later. Or shoot me. Whichever you prefer.

i think taking you out for a beer is a good middle ground

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Dynasty HT-959 Boombox

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: HENRY'S A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THATS RIGHT HE TOOK HIS WHITE BOY FUCKIN' QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "THIS BIG" AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM: HENRY, YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK. ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE (PWWSSHHH).

THATS RIGHT BABY - ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT GENDO?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!! YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRROPLLLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO