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im 23 and im awesome. harry potter and cute boys make my womanhood quiver. If you submit to me make sure you send a follow up ask so I can respond to you! Kik: vikiann

[wickedclothes]

[wickedclothes]

Twin Mermaid Ring

Mermaids are one of the most widely known myths of the sea in existence. This sterling silver ring features two mermaids holding a pearl. Available in all sizes. Sold on Etsy.

[beenhackedanyway]

I am always some degree of horny.

[blackhulkling-deactivated201712]

True

[datguy972-deactivated20210520]

Truth

[sipnsyphe]

Facts

[radiclly-blog]

same

[local--loser]

GUYS!!!!

Okay so I ordered pizza and the delivery guy was really cute so I sent a review to Dominos

THEN LIKE AN HOUR LATER

HE FREAKING TEXTED ME

[thirsty-hoe]

Ok but did you hit it or what?

[d0gbl0g]

[bluenude2-blog-blog]

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water

i propose a new hashtag

#watergate

[jimmybobjames]

but didn’t that already happen?

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

no, you’re thinking of #gamergate

#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks

[jimmybobjames]

wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy

suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing

and got slapped in the hand for it?

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967

[amandla]

[grlband-deactivated20150426]

a 30 y/o drunk man came up to me in a nightclub the other night and said “the economy might be shit but at least we have niall horan” 

[cleopat-ra-blog]

i’m having trouble believing this

[grlband-deactivated20150426]

i live in ireland the only thing irish men love more than themselves is niall horan 

[badwebbarchive]

#there’s an irisn pub near my old vocal studio and they have a framed picture of niall on the wall #not even signed or anything #just in the middle of the wall

[devotionsofmaryoliver]

[temptrsent-deactivated20161019]

“before he’s ready for it”

[cleopatrick94]

Laser Tag place, but every time you get shot, your vest and the shooter’s gun plays “Mmm Whatcha Say”.

[an-egg-deactivated20130705]

I  FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD

[bullied]

Getting ready for school

Seems about right

[psychosoulma]

Drake: YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY-

Me:

[losingt0uch-blog]

I lowkey (but rlly highkey) need affection right now

[temperatures]

[callmehass]

when ure about to drag someone while its humid

[doot]

wtf that’s me??????

[iraffiruse]

[tfwnojutsu-deactivated20211212]