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❛ Since apparently some people have not learned how to act, just because someone is a villain does not mean you can ask them to do something reprehensible, especially if they are children! The Rowdyruff Boys are boys, not men, and the Powerpuff Girls are girls, not women! Asking them to participate in inappropriate behaviors not meant for boys and girls is not evil, just wrong! Children are not adults and should not be asked to do adult things like taxes or harassment like some of you seem to think should be okay for them. I do not permit it! It is not allowed, indeed unacceptable, and all around just not right! And I should not have to say this again because I do not want to see my boys or even my greatest enemies treated like this! I hope I have my myself clear through my concise speech. Thank you. ❜

@rowdyruffhousing

#rowdyruffhousing #It is I-- Mojo Jojo! [IC]#Snips Snails and Puppy Dog Tails [RRB]#( like bitch what the fuck- )#( this woke Mojo up after like. several months- )

( I’ll say this now: Mojo’s muse is very temperamental and finnicky, and it disappears a lot. My activity will probably be sporadic and low a lot of the time, even though I wanna spend way more time on here than I do. I still have stuff in the inbox, so if you sent something, I’ll try and get to it soon. Thanks for being patient.

If you wanna see me more consistently, come pay me a visit over at @allhailkingp and @maskslip where I’m around every day, typically.

However, I’m going to try my best to be active here. So thank you all so much for being patient with me. I appreciate everyone sticking with me. )

#Behind the Mastermind [OOC]

Under the cover of night, the boys have found all of Mojo's helmets and doodled dickbutts on them with Sharpie. They have also replaced all of his videos of his evil schemes with pirated South Park episodes and converted his lab into a hangout for them to play vidya games in. April Fool's!

@rowdyruffhousing

Mojo’s entire morning routine is automated up to cooking breakfast, so he doesn’t even notice what the boys have done to his helmet until he goes out in public and sees how everyone is laughing at him. People usually just sneer, and knowing that this was a day of japes in Townsville, Mojo realized that something was afoot here-- but not before demanding from several passerby to explain to him what was so darned funny about him today.

He’s horrified when he looks in the mirror in a grocery store restroom. Who could have done this to him?! Who had access to his helmets?! What an ugly, vulgar image! If he didn’t think so lowly of them, he might initially have accused the Gangreen Gang of doing something so stupid and petty and immature, but there’s no way. None of them have an IQ above 50, so it had to be someone smarter...

Rushing home after attempting to scrub the foul images off his helmets, he throws open his closet of helmets only to discover that all of them had been desecrated! With a hiss, Mojo slams the door shut and stomps over to a drawer full of video tapes entailing various machine projects. One of these should be on erasing, but when he pops the VHS in, there’s nothing but more vulgarity! Who taught these cartoon children such awful language anyways?

He throws open his bedroom door to the rest of his lair, but it’s hardly his lair at all any more. His blood is boiling over to the point of his skin looking nearly red as opposed to its iconic green. Whoever did this was going to get a piece of his mind... ah, and there were the culprits! He should have known! Of course his little mayhem-makers would be the ones to ruin his day!

But how to punish them... he can’t resort to his usual tactics. No, pranks needed to be paid right back, and he had the perfect idea.

Mojo later returns with a massive box, inconspicuous aside from its bizarre size. He says to the Rowdyruffs, ❛ Do NOT under any circumstances touch this box! It contains within it a very expensive object! This item cost a great amount of money from my own pocket! And the box does not protect it from your rowdiness! So this item of great significance and price is strictly OFF LIMITS to touch! I will be using it to get revenge on whoever has been harassing me today... so like I said, you will not be touching this, or else you’ll be in great trouble! Now, excuse me, I have to go wash all of my helmets. ❜

With that, he wanders out, hoping the boys would take the bait. The contents of the box? Glitter. Lots and lots of glitter that will go absolutely everywhere. Is he hurting himself in the meanwhile because it’s going to go all over his lair? Yes. But it’ll be worth it. So, so worth it.

#rowdyruffhousing #Mojo's Mailtime [ASKS]#Snips Snails and Puppy Dog Tails [RRB]

mocamagical

And once again the day is saved, thanks to…

#Ooh... That's Nice! [IMAGE]#Mastermind [SELF]#Snips Snails and Puppy Dog Tails [RRB]

Snow Way Out || Mojo & the Rowdyruffs

starter for @rowdyruffhousing !

The city of Townsville, like most towns in the United States, are places plagued by the scourge that is called is cold weather. Mojo is by no means built to live in that kind of climate, even despite having lived in Townsville for a majority of his life. He likes the hot weather! The cold is a demon sent to ruin his life specifically! And it’s never just kind of cold, it’s always very cold and very snowy and everyone acts as if it’s normal.

He’s fed up with it all now, so he knows it’s time to act! With his genius, Mojo draws out plans to create the world’s largest hair dryer to melt the snow and unwelcome cold weather away from Townsville until spring finally decides to show its face. But he needs materials, and although he doesn’t like to leave the Rowdyruff Boys alone at home while he’s gone, he doesn’t want to deal with both them and the snow today.

❛ Do not break anything while I am gone! I will know if anything is out of place and if you are hiding something from me! Be good, and I will be back, and you will help me build my Anti-Winter Machine! There’s hot chocolate in the cupboard and leftover meatloaf if you need something to eat. No watching bad things while I am gone! Now, do everything antithetical to what I told you when I made you and be good! ❜

Mojo says this, then turns to open the door... only to be greeted by the sight of pure white covering every inch of the open frame. He’s... he’s not stuck, is he?! He stares at the snow blocking his place, hand placed on the door still as it starts to tremble with rage.

❛ CURSES! A MILLION CURSES! INFINITE CURSES! ❜ he howls, slamming the door shut. He spins around to look at the boys, and although still seething, he calms himself. ❛ I apologize for cursing... but we are snowed in. ❜ He sighs deeply. ❛ Perhaps my plans have to wait for another day... unless you can use your powers to fix this for me...? ❜

#rowdyruffhousing #Episode ∞ [SNOW WAY OUT]#Snips Snails and Puppy Dog Tails [RRB]#( here ya go!!! I hope this works!! )

iamanangcl-moved

@molinguish II x

“Well I think it’s a good thing they run away screaming. That means you are truly feared. It’s one of the reasons you’re my favorite villain in this city. I honestly don’t know why people don’t like you. Maybe they’re jealous. After all you came the closest to taking over the world. You’ve accomplished quite a lot. Which is why I just had to meet you.” She smiled offering her hand for him to shake. “My name’s Darla Dimple. Maybe you’ve heard of me?”

molinguish-blog

Mojo is careful to appraise the young lady, and search for any possible hidden meaning in what she says. Despite his suspicion, she really has tapped into his massive ego, which perhaps was her intention all along. Either way, he’s not exactly complaining that he’s apparently got a fan around Townsville-- finally. At least someone is able to recognize how he stands above all other villains in town... not literally, but in terms of skill and intelligence, of course.

So, in the appearance of being begrudging if only to keep up his reputation, Mojo takes her hand and gives it one quick, simple shake before taking his hand back. ❛ Closest? I did take over the world, once! But having the world is not what I want-- it’s the process of it! It’s more fun to seek it than to have everything you could ever possibly want! And what I want may be the world, but I only ever truly want to try. When you win, everyone will stop trying to fight you! But... maybe that’s because of my policies. I was... a popular ruler of the world. ❜

He stares at her for a long second. She’s introduced herself as Darla Dimple, and the name sounds... vaguely familiar, for some reason? More than anything, Darla reminds him of that blasted little brat he sees around sometimes... Princess, he believes the name is? That might be the only reason why he recognizes her, in actuality, so he adds, ❛ I don’t think I have heard of you. Why should I have? What have you done of significance? ❜

Mojo doesn’t mean that rudely, exactly, but it still comes off that way.

#Episode ∞ [UNTITLED]#Random Citizen [DARLA]#( YEET I haven't forgotten about this )#( just had a bout where Mojo's muse was g o n e )#( thanks for your patience )

rowdyruffhousing

You don't suppose yer popses would know why everybody acted like they were all unhealthily pumped on caffeine when the key to the world was open for grabs?

“Yeah, pops! What gives?”

Mojo Jojo said something offscreen. As he’s not one of the three muses on this blog, it sounded something like this. Nevertheless, it seemed his explanation involved the network cutting the originally hour-long special’s time in half or something among those lines. I’m sure whenever @molinguish‘s mun gets back on board, they can provide a longer explanation.

“Yeah, I dunno what the heck ‘the network’ even is,” Butch said, turning back to the grey stranger, “Maybe it’s got somethin’ to do with that key itself? Who cares, we weren’t even there that day.”

molinguish-blog

❛ Of course I know the answer. Simply put, it’s because we’re villains! And villains being given the opportunity to rule the world for a day, if not indefinitely, is enough to drive any of us crazy! It is not the will of some almighty network, but the will of the people! And when the will of the people is to gain power, it means that they will do anything to acquire it! If they are on the mission to get such power, then they’ll act however necessary to get it! Besides, they all probably worked each other up into such a crazy frenzy. The other villains of this town are not exactly smart and usually act on their emotions! They do not think logically, but with their hearts and what it wants, rather than what the brain knows is right! That is why it was lucky that it was I who got the key to the world, because I was the only one who could truly handle the responsibility. Even the Powerpuff Girls cannot deny my skill with leadership-- it’s just that leadership turns out to be very boring! I’m they would have realized it too if they were able to rule the world with the key-- which they too succumbed to the town’s obsessive search and desire for power! Even the greatest heroes are just power-hungry as the rest of us... so I don’t see why they continue to try and stop me having seen what I can do! Their consistent attempts to halt my progress towards world domination once again are unfair! The girls know that I am attempting to rule the world, and yet they halt my progress at every turn because they don’t like my methods. Who cares as long as the end result is positive? And, furthermore-- ❜

#It is I-- Mojo Jojo! [IC]#Snips Snails and Puppy Dog Tails [RRB]#( I'm sorry for the massive paragraph dfkjnfdjknd Mojo has lots to say )

( So I was at the store today with my family and while we were looking at Easter candy, I found this book on a shelf!! I’m not really into the reboot, but this book was really adorable. It’s one of those little books you can personally fill in and customize. It was discounted to $1.25, so I bought it???

I haven’t looked through the whole book super well yet but here’s the Mojos I found!! Say what you will about the reboot but I think he looks really cute in the nice, rounded reboot style??? AND it came with stickers-- the last one is the Mojo sticker they included! If I had room on my laptop, I would have added him to it, but I’m out of space, RIP.

I like this book quite a bit. It’s adorable! )

#Behind the Mastermind [OOC]#Ooh... That's Nice! [IMAGE]#( will add more images later if I find anything cool )#( I saw some cool HIM content too but I didnt look too hard )

( Hey! I just want to quickly apologize for not being super active here lately. Picking up muses in a fandom that I’m not hyperfixated on can make consistent RPing kind of tricky for me, and Mojo’s muse has been slippery, though it’s coming back to me, for sure!

I’m gonna say I might be slightly less active in general for a few days because my mom came down with pneumonia so I’ve been taking care of her and picking up the slack around the house, but I’m going to try and get all the stuff I need to here done today!

I have 3 things in the inbox to answer and I owe threads to @iamanangcl and @rowdyruffhousing that I will hopefully be working on. I’ll probably throw up a small starter call later once I get everything else squared away, all right? Thanks everyone! )

#Behind the Mastermind [OOC]#( alsooo my spring break is almost over fml so that might make me slower too once I have to get back to college- )#( but for now this is the plan. )

allhailkingp-a

…with my eternal life, I shall see the world through to its end

until everyone who won’t like me is GONE.

ALLHAILKINGP – AN INDIE PORKY MINCH BLOG

semi-selective. non-private. crossover friendly. oc friendly. written by Psy.

- LAWS OF NEW PORK CITY - GIVE THE KING YOUR QUESTIONS - ABOUT KING P - NAVIGATION - ART CREDIT -

#promo tag pending #( dunno if anyone is interested in the Mother series but I tend to be more active on my Mother muses so here's my boi Pork )#( another favorite villain yeehaw )

"Jojo? You suddenly turned evil? Well color me impressed. But your still edgy as hell." The girl appears who was the culprit who bullied brick. //Brat

@apocalypeque

Mojo has so much to say, but all of it is thrown out the window when he starts to think about just how strange this situation is. This little girl looks like Bubbles, that obnoxious little Powerpuff Girl, but, well, not exactly. She looks just different enough to give him pause before speaking. It’s almost like she doesn’t know him at all-- he is evil! He has always been evil-- it’s his calling. Yet she acts like this is a new occurrence.

Who is this strange child? And who’s permitting her to say hell at such a young age?

❛ What?! I have always been evil! I am Mojo Jojo, Townsville’s greatest enemy! You should be impressed by me, but not because I have just begun to be evil, which is not true, but because I have continued to be the supreme evil of this town, which is true! What is evil is your insinuation that I have previously not been evil! Now, why are you wearing that ridiculous outfit?! Are you trying to pretend you are not Bubbles to confuse me? ❜

#apocalypeque #Mojo's Mailtime [ASKS]#Random Citizen [BRAT]#( thank you for sending! )

In the other room, one could hear the boys laughing as they watched a show on television. Seems innocent enough at first, but--- oh dear, that's some language the characters in the show have! Sounds like it's one of those new-fangled adult-oriented cartoons!

@rowdyruffhousing

Mojo is busy preparing a nice dinner for himself and the Rowdyruff Boys. He’s become accustomed to tuning out the sounds of the boys playing together or watching things while he’s working. He likes to work in silence, but he’s fine with just a well-trained mental block on distracting noises while he cooks. Cooking is so therapeutic. It always makes him reconsider being a villain at all when he was truly Townsville’s greatest chef.

There’s this sound of roaring, raucous laughter that cuts even through his greatest attempts at maintaining tranquility. He drops the knife out of his hands in shock and growls a little under his breath. Tapping his foot, standing with his fists on his hips at the counter, Mojo wonders to himself just what the heck is so funny to those boys in there.

And that’s when he hears the unmistakable sound of cursing– not from any of the boys, but from the program they’re currently watching. Then, the matter of dinner is all but forgotten and now he’s rushing into the TV room to put a stop to this. He has a strict rule on adult programming– it’s banned! He can’t stand the thought of his children swearing or seeing something adult far before their time. They’re too young! They may be villains, but you’ve got to be classy. That’s the Mojo way!

So Mojo practically flies into the room and drapes himself over the TV, muffling the sound of the show and obscuring the scene on the screen. He hasn’t even thought to actually turn the TV off yet.

❛ Stop this at once, children! This is adult programming! And that means it is not for children like you! Disregard all of the language it is teaching you! Disregard any adult situations you may have accidentally seen! Erase it from your minds, now!❜

#rowdyruffhousing #Mojo's Mailtime [ASKS]#Snips Snails and Puppy Dog Tails [RRB]#( I've just been waiting for an excuse to use that first icon btw- it makes me laugh and I love it )

MY NAME IS HATCHA CHACHA, AND HERE IS MY SPHIEL: A DIABOLICAL PLAN WITH LOTSA AP-PEEL!!! SPREADING OUT BANANAS, OUT FAR AND WIDE, AND FIXIN' UP THE FOLKS FOR A SLIPPERY SLIDE!!!

❛ Do not even remind me of that fiasco. I don’t want to remember. I still get headaches remembering how stupid you all were! There can only be one Mojo, for even two of you copying me is too many! And not only that-- banana peels, really? Way to go stereotyping apes and confirming biases the human race already held towards us. I bet they would have been so scared of you. By which I mean they would find you laughable! A joke! Unlike me, whom everyone always takes seriously! I hope you are happy being the laughingstock of the whole world while I get treated as a serious, real threat to goodness! ❜

#Anonymous #Mojo's Mailtime [ASKS]#( thanks for sending! )

"It's an honor to meet you Mr. Mojo Jojo." iamanangcl

@iamanangcl

Huh…? Someone is honored to meet Mojo? Well, it’s about time! That pleases him because he can think of maybe one time before this that anyone’s ever recognized him like this… and even so, they ended up taking it back later because it’s “wrong to try and create a Planet of the Apes-type world” and he is “no longer welcome back at the Townsville Zoo”. Terrible, terrible, unwise people. They never get it.

So it’s pleasant to hear someone say nice things to him without mistaking him for anyone or meaning it jokingly– well, that latter idea has yet to be seen, and that’s what makes him kind of suspicious of this strange little girl. Young girls admiring him usually led to trouble (read: the Powerpuff Girls) and he wasn’t thrilled to get a repeat of that, even if it’s just a possibility. He has to test further. He has to know if she’s “for real,” as the kids say.

Not quite harsh, not quite friendly, but kind of aloof in his response, Mojo replies, ❛ I am surprised you find it an honor, but I am pleasantly surprised by that. I don’t consider myself well-liked. In fact, I would say that I am generally disliked by the common folk of the area. They do not enjoy my presence for a myriad of reasons. Because I am not a welcome face, most run screaming! But you do not run, you do not scream, and you do not appear to feel like my existence is unwelcome. Why is that? Explain your purpose!❜

#Anonymous #iamanangcl #Mojo's Mailtime [ASKS]#Random Citizen [DARLA]#( thank you for sending! )

hey mojo i think those powerpunk girls are bullying your kid

Mojo is just coming back from the grocery store, with all his goods packed into two paper brown bags. He’s been out running errands during this entire fiasco, and he comes back to chaos. Really, why can’t things stay calm when he needs them to be? Dropping the grocery bags gingerly onto the floor, he notices that nothing is on fire– thank goodness- but something much worse is going on.

Someone has been bullying his children?! That red in his eyes seem to get redder with rage. If the ape wasn’t green, he’d look just as red in his face, too. He’s never seen Brick in such a state before– no, really, all of the Rowdyruffs seem riled up more than usual today, and definitely not in the good, evil way. He can’t stand it! Confound those– those, er, they said “Powerpunk” Girls?

Well, whoever they are, they’ll regret the day they crossed Mojo Jojo– and crossed his children, too!

❛ If they are trying to bully my children, then they will be very sorry for doing it! Look at what those little brats have done… villains deserve to be treated with respect! I didn’t want to have to do this, but it looks like I will have to… contact their parents! If I can find a phone number. AND I WILL! MARK MY WORDS! ❜

In the meantime, Mojo is going to try and see what the heck even happened here. His poor Rowdyruffs… he’s never had to deal with this kind of thing before, but Mojo’ll make it right.

#Anonymous #Mojo's Mailtime [ASKS]#Snips Snails and Puppy Dog Tails [RRB]#( thanks for sending! )#( I come back here and everything is on fire metaphorically like wtf- )

NAME! ♡ Teddy / Psy HEIGHT! ♡ 5′8″ NATIONALITY! ♡ I’m an American yeehaw but if you go back enough my family’s super Irish FAVOURITE FRUITS! ♡ strawberries, bananas FAVOURITE SEASONS! ♡ spring!! FAVOURITE SCENTS! ♡ vanilla is nice. I also like pumpkin spice djkgnfd FAVOURITE ANIMALS! ♡ polar bears and dogs, TEA / COFFEE / HOT COCOA! ♡ hot cocoa, but I drink coffee more AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP! ♡ on average, huh? 8, I guess. WHEN MY BLOG WAS CREATED! ♡ March 10th, 2019. Only 8 days ago... RANDOM FACT! ♡ I can name all the U.S. presidents in order. FAVOURITE FOOD(S)! ♡ pasta, tbh. FAVOURITE SHOWS! ♡ I don’t... watch a lot of stuff. ATLA is good, I like the classic PPG of course, Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad, F is for Family, Bojack Horseman... FAVOURITE MOVIE! ♡ Pan’s Labyrinth, Monsters Inc, Toy Story 2, No Country for Old Men... there’s so many good films? FAVOURITE VINE! ♡ YOU WANT SOME FUCKING COCAINE? (warning: loud) SEXUALITY! ♡ never ask me this question dfkjgnfdg kjd but aroace possibly PRONOUNS! ♡ he/him or they/them FAVOURITE BOOK SERIES! ♡ I don’t like book series so much as singular books. The only book series I really like are Harry Potter or Percy Jackson. Favorite single book, though, The Grass Dancer by Susan Power, Tracks by Louise Erdrich, Beowulf, The Epic of Gilgamesh... Stephen Mitchell translation specifically. You can’t really go wrong with any of Sherman Alexie’s stuff either... although he’s an absolute bastard of a human being. FAVOURITE VIDEO GAMES! ♡ (pulls out mile long list) Super Mario Sunshine, Paper Mario: TTYD, Paper Mario 64, SMRPG, Punch Out Wii, Earthbound, Mother 3, Okami, Pokemon Heartgold/Soulsilver, Donkey Kong Jungle Beat, Simpsons Hit and Run,, I like video games. FAVOURITE BANDS! ♡ IDKHow, Super Whatevr, Hozier FAVOURITE SUBJECT! ♡ ENGLISH ENGLISH ENGLISH-- also History. I’m majoring in both, so- GUYS OR GIRLS! ♡ Why not both. I feel more comfortable around women, though, to be honest. LAST TIME I CRIED! ♡ Can’t recall. WHAT I SHOULD BE DOING! ♡ Replies,,, I owe... a lot of stuff right now on all my other muses. Claus owes like 6... Mojo’s not in such a bad position, currently, but he’s still got things to do as well. FAVOURITE FANDOM! ♡ The Mother series/Earthbound fandom, mainly the Mother RPC. I love those motherfuckers-

#Behind the Mastermind [OOC]#How Are You Doing Fellow Children? [MEMES]#( consider this an introduction yeehaw hello everyone- )

"You look berry familiar.. Did you live at Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends once?" ~Berryscarythoughts

@berryscarythoughts

It’s really an odd question when he thinks about it. “Foster’s Home for… Yadda-Yadda-Yadda” doesn’t ring a bell at all– and why should it? Mojo’s never really left Townsville before. Though the creature speaking to him at that moment certainly looks like she could belong in Townsville. Every kind of freak liked to gather here for whatever reason.

She certainly doesn’t look imaginary, but that sort of thing is often deceiving. Mojo’s learned not to question things like that, and he won’t. Mainly, he’s just annoyed by the interruption to his day. He’s a very busy ape with very many important things to do. Included in his mental itinerary of things to do: cook dinner, plot evilly, read an hour before bed, sleep. Very, very important stuff.

And he doesn’t need to be stopped and asked inane questions like this one.

❛ No. Never have I heard of such a place before. I have heard of many places but this place is not one! Not only that, you look very not familiar to me, so why would you ask me such a stupid question? ❜

#Anonymous #berryscarythoughts #Mojo's Mailtime [ASKS]#Random Citizen [BERRY]#( thank you for sending! )#( also I forgot that Mojo technically appeared in Foster's Home and I only just remembered halfway through writing this )#( clever clever my friend- )

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