Molly

[hirxeth]

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[eroscestlavie]

can we talk about how fucking weird the way that aaron paul talks about his wife is 

[eroscestlavie]

Pretty bird providing food for her self 

[colourofoctober]

I’m loving this new raw food diet I’m on! Who knew it could taste so good!

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

therapist: so tell me about yourself

me: you need to know before any of this that i am extraordinarily self-aware and have been dealing with this on my own for more than a decade so probably won’t respond well to traditional therapy techniques as i’ve tried pretty much everything that you can find on the internet for a long enough time to build up a tolerance for it all so you might have to work harder

therapist: alright then i’m going to suggest something a little different, you might have heard of this one but maybe give it a shot… it’s called…. “mindfulness”

me: alright so we have 45 minutes still but i’m just gonna go ahead and leave now.

[cozi]

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

[omfgitscharlie]

[ladypandacat]

[hazardsoflove]

rip vine

[loraliah]

GHOST CREDIT

[scrisori-de-sertar]

[slufoot]

[handsomedogs]

[domsebastian]

[ambermaitrejean]

[luntfontanne]

siri do my pets know i’m cleaning out their eye boogs or do they think i just like poking them in the corneas for fun all the time

[ivonnabuenrostro]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

me applying for any job: so here’s the false identity I’ve constructed to appeal to you,

[botanize]