Sometimes, All You Need Is A Little Mozart.

"Beethoven." -"Sorry, sir?" "That's not Mozart. That's Beethoven."

[cincodemayonaisee]

Real transgender: u shouldn’t hate all cis people for something a few cis people have done

Trans™ on this hellsite: I cAN HATE THEM BECAUSE THEY ARENT ME!!! OMG U TRANSPHOBE

[mollitude]

Cis people: yeah I just don't find trans people attractive even if I was attracted to them before they told me, I'm not "transphobic" it's "just a preference"

Trans people: that is transphobic tho but w/e, I don't find cis people attractive anyway, it's "just a preference"

Cis people: what hte fuck did you jus t say how can y ou not find me attractive??? dont u know we outnumber you?? and that we're normal and without us the human race would die out???? how dare you!! cisphobe!!!

[rotting-girl-aesthetic-deactiva]

things tumblr needs to stop thinking are good, cool or constructive

- looking for things to be offended by - glorifying certain demographics - vilifying other demographics - throwing around words such as ableist, sexist, transphobic, etc like confetti to the point where they are becoming meaningless (much to the harm of victims of actual hatred) - self victimization - censorship - policing people’s language - throwing tantrums over fictional characters not representing demographics you like - pretty much reducing people to small aspects of their identity - doxxing and bullying people who disagree with you - conflating gender with personality traits or clothing style - pretending that obesity is not a bad thing - prioritizing hurt feelings over everything else - pretending that you strive for equality when really you strive for special treatment

[swagintherain]

he did

[lilchanofrom79th-deactivated202]

Chance for president

[mollitude]

I saw the poster for "Legion of Brothers" and had to...

[sabfans]

[jazzymotive]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[shaolinbynature]

when you’ve been hustling for years and now finally gotten to where you dreamed to be, no teleprompter nor band is going to stop you from giving thanks

[darkestnighthour]

Chance the Rapper wins Best New Artist at the 2017 GRAMMY Awards

[avoidantdreamer-deactivated2018]

[paulyappleseed-deactivated20161]

[bumswagfordays-deactivated20170]

Amazing.

[takesabeating]

Yes!!!!

[explainguncontrolandsafespaces]

That’s fucking hilarious.

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

Like watching a blind man see.

[mornington-the-crescent]

@redbloodedamerica

[redbloodedamerica]

Chipotle saves another life with delicious food.

[nemurinbeam-deactivated20231218]

[goatexx]

The bee move but every time it’s posted it gets removed on legal grounds

[bowserfanclub]

Hey Old People: No

[kitchendisease]

[nightgaunts-deactivated08082015]

the mark of the beast

[lavendergin]

[kmtarchive-deactivated20201028]

@ all the spambots who r following me: thank you, u might be empty and artificial but so is the flimsy validation i gain from seeing my follower count rise