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[thedeliaishere]

punk is actually about wearing all pink and and frills and lace and calling yourself the worlds specialist princess

[primrosetta]

me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.

some nerd: source????

me: 

[primrosetta]

me: ??????

me:

[se-meme-drakant-deactivated2025]

Didn’t do shit in Link’s awakening though

[primrosetta]

This post has over 50 thousand notes and this is the most baffling response to it I have ever seen. 

Yes, Zelda didn’t do anything in a game that she was not in. You fucking got me. In other news, Mario is a bad character because he didn’t do shit in Metroid Prime. 

[primrosetta]

[galaxywarp]

[calm-before-the]

Look we're having a serious discussion here and my heart shaped pupils are none of your concern.

[phaeton-flier]

Actually, Shirley Temple was the name of the Actress. You're thinking of Shirley Temple's Drink

[butch-bara]

when people talk bad about cargo shorts i feel so unsafe

[butch-bara]

like sorry you hate my boxy silhouette and practical pockets

[weaver-z]

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

[sharkfiinn]

means to an end

how their relationship develops is probably my favourite thing in twilight princess

lalalalaala

[loveridden1999]

my two moods these days

[nono295]

[segamascott]

[fagstaynight]

Sorry boss i cant come into work tomorrow the old jolly king just slapped his belly and leaned back in his chair with a big leg of lamb in his hand and loudly declared that the festivities shall last all through the night

[winonaparadise]

"a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips" is so fucking crazy to me because that just sounds like a win/win

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

prev you're changing my brain chemistry

[skopostheorie]

[ratbagfemme]

[batteriesandflashlights]

[baraphalloplastyclinic-deactiva]

[dajo42]

[swills my gender around in a wine glass] a fine vintage. do i detect a hint of goth

waiter: please let me go home you have imprisoned me within this joke format and i wish to see my family again

[takes a sip] hm... powerful butch flavours with grunge undertones....

waiter: oh god. do my family even exist. did you make them up for this joke. did you make me up. what happens now

[the post ends]

[veliseraptor]

love writing a post and then discarding it immediately. microdosing on having an opinion

[bastard-unlimited]

this image will not fucking leave my mind no matter what I do