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[thedeliaishere]

punk is actually about wearing all pink and and frills and lace and calling yourself the worlds specialist princess

[tummydrummer-deactivated2014022]

me nd my pirate girlfriend

[holdin hands]

me: bb ur hands r so cold

her: that me hook

[evilvillain123456789]

You're not allowed to watch morally questionable movies because you're prone to evil and it can corrupt you. Whereas I'm allowed to watch morally questionable movies because I'm such a good person that the movies are actually redeemed by my consumption of them. If I write a favorable letterboxd review the rehabilitative effect is even stronger. But you are still not allowed to watch them in that case. Ok?

[mollyjames]

no please, I can change! I've been living in Seattle for the last 16 years!

[mollyjames]

[giftofgabber]

Googling your name + death

[bbyhog]

falsely marked red on shinigami eyes for, you guessed it, jerking off to goombas from the super mario bros games.

[lilyblisslys]

the main trick to dancing at a goth club is:

1. Imagine you’re a powerful wizard

2. Imagine you’re channeling mana for one of your strongest spells

[lilyblisslys]

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

[nudityandnerdery]

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

[madfishmonger]

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring

[charl0ttan]

you are the prancing queen..young and bleat sleeping by a tree..

[boobpurgatory]

prancing queen. feed me green from a crunchy bean

oh yeah

[lakevida]

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

[veltroxx]

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

[lakevida]

save it for linkedin brother

[fairycosmos]

clicking not interested on something used to mean they stopped showing it to you

[enki2]

[d1s4strous]

0 inch nails: i dont wanna fuck you

i don't giuve a shit about your inside

[dogpuppy]

[podcastwizard]

someone commented on a post of mine accusing me of having an insecure attachment style and they had a funny username so i clicked on their blog and their most recent post is a nigh incomprehensible lesbian fanfic about turning in to a smart car and falling in love with a woman who turned in to an suv. i don't think i learned anything from this and i hope you didn't either.

[glowcowboy]

hey quick question btw. what the fuck is going on

[bleed1ngbabyb0y]

[footlongdingledong]

reverse age regression. just gets older

[footlongdingledong]

bigspace

[footlongdingledong]