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Clementine | they/them | 24 | cleftie | disabled | TME | Pansexual my personal blog that is barely organized :) Icon by @ghoststrawberries <3 Art tag is #clemmie art terfs/zionists dni

[thedeliaishere]

punk is actually about wearing all pink and and frills and lace and calling yourself the worlds specialist princess

[superhelldeactivated]

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

[televisionenjoyer]

I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.

[sacred-portal]

[utopians]

on a similar note, working an office job has me thinking a lot abt the weird dissonance between the projected disembodied identity of the Professional and the reality of a person as like. an oozing sweating animal. like you think abt it enough and the whole building starts to feel like a lot of dogs wearing collared shirts

[franzkavkas]

[daily-spooky]

[gay-mormon-wizard]

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

[lets-burn-down-the-post-office]

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

[smhmyheaddude]

well how can i refuse if it came straight from an orc

[clementine-png]

here's the completed Layered Bullshit. (from the bottom up) nilla wafer crust, lemon cheesecake, raspberry gelee, lemon curd with gelatin in it, and raspberry mousse :) i didn't have enough raspberries to decorate unfortunately but it turned out great!

i could've made the layers cleaner but ummmm thog dont caare

[evilvarric666-archive]

[bentothuglife]

"Megan, Can You Do Me a Favor? Can You Fucking Shoot Me?" by Fall Out Boy

[memetheon]

he fell victim to the fuckor

[swesq21]

A Wave of Fuckor Wracked My Feeble Body by Fall Out Boy

[isabelopaque]

When nobody else was remember who was there for you at your lowest. That's right. Completely and absolutely dogshit music

[twinkprison]

we must get through it Thursday

[twinkprison]

? that’s not the picture i pasted but ok

[oliviawebsite]

yeah she's a total nepo baby. I heard her dad was one of floop's fooglies

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[quasarkisses]

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

[duskdragonxiii]

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[artemissoftstepper]

make your subtitles accurate to what’s being said or i will kill you!!!!

[zeroperks]

what if a shrimp was a baby..........................

[frightfullytreeish]

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals