MOLLY SMILES.

"MOLLY SMILES WITH THE DAWN. MOLLY SMILES AND SHE RADIATES THE GLOW AROUND HER HALO." M O L L Y L E R O U X Daughter of the Queen of Hearts. Twin of Mack. WU sophomore.

[mollyleroux]

leahshank​:

How is a person’s flabby belly any more aggressive than throwing a solid ball at the wood? Honestly, the fact that the alley isn’t all dented up kind of defies gravity. Or maybe I just don’t understand science enough to get how it works, the rules haven’t really applied to my life pre-Walt. If you hate it that much then get a different job? Or is no one going to hire you without being related to you?  

They were built for up to 16 pounds of bowling ball, not over a hundred pounds of dumb teenager. Hey, I work there out of the goodness of my own heart -- to help out my parents. Doesn’t mean I have to enjoy it. And where do you work, hm? Somewhere you can freely toss your friends like the freak you are? 

[annieedmonds]

If you haven’t heard, my husband, Teddy, and I are currently in the process of renovating The Poison Apple to be something way more my style, and way more aesthetic than its current iteration. Of course it’ll be done in time for Halloween and unfortunately everyone over 21 will be invited for an Annie Milne Halloween Party. There will be waivers, though. 

[mollyleroux]

And how much bribery would it take for you to not card under-21s for that Halloween party? I’m not asking for myself, I’m trying to make sure you’re not going to compete with my Fucking Duckling audience on the partying front. 

[mollyleroux]

have you considered expanding your friend group at all?

Oh, sure! @iristweed, @gothel2thekor, we’re totally taking all kinds of freaks! The more the merrier. 

ASK ME ANYTHING AND I’LL ANSWER WITH DEFINITE LIES.

[leahshank]

I can’t believe I got kicked out of the bowling alley for trying to roll a person down the lane towards the pins instead of ball! What’s the big deal? I had their consent!

[mollyleroux]

Uh, hello? Consent or not, you’re not banging up my parents’ equipment by simply being a fucking weirdo. Working at a bowling alley at all was shitty enough, now it’s inside a mall? Where people see you regardless of whether they chose to bowl that day or not? I’m done giving a fuck -- the bigger the blacklist, the better. 

[mollyleroux]

🌻

I had a fine time in Hawaii. I didn’t fuck anyone anywhere I wasn’t supposed to, I didn’t get back with my ex, I didn’t get dumped, I didn’t complain about the cups we drank out of...I’d say it was a pretty perfect vacation on my end. 

SEND ME ‘🌻’ AND I’LL TELL YOU WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT.

[mollyleroux]

Ned or Wonderland?

This question is irrelevant. I happen to believe that a girl can have it all. 

ASK ME ANYTHING AND I’LL ANSWER WITH DEFINITE LIES.

[mollyleroux]

ivyflutterdust​:

Well, maybe if you were doing it for other reasons than aesthetic reasons and actually cared about the environment, maybe your suggestions would’ve been taken seriously. If you’d like to join me for some peaceful protests and reshaping the world, then you’re more than welcome to! 

But you see, Nut Butter...Everything I do, I do it for the aesthetic, so I guess the world is just gonna have to deal. What exactly are you protesting? 

[mollyleroux]

TEXT || TEAM 10

Lucas: I'm sorry!! I was dealing with stuff and I wouldn't have been much fun anyway!! But it looked like SO MUCH fun!!

Lucas: It's okay! I'm doing good! No need to worry!

Molly: You sure? Did you get my candy bouquet? I had my people send you a candy bouquet full of all the candies that best say "I'm sorry for your loss" so like, a bunch of Heath bars and Mounds.

[ivyflutterdust]

While I’m sure the Noli party was phenomenal, I’m slightly disappointed that I didn’t hear anything about an eco friendly options while everyone was partying. I’d like to remind everyone that the ocean is our friend and if we don’t do anything about things soon, our planet isn’t going to survive much longer! Be more eco friendly, please! 

[mollyleroux]

Oh, but when I suggested she serve all our drinks out of coconuts I was ‘stereotyping’. I should’ve just claimed it was because I have a hard-on for the environment, seems to be working for you. 

[mollyleroux]

TEXT || TEAM 10

Lucas: Hey there! Now that we're all back together again, I think we should all hang out and chill!

Lucas: I wouldn't mind hosting! I can make snacks and order pizza. I think it'll be a lot of fun!!

Molly: wow, look who wants to hang now when he missed the opportunity of a lifetime for Team 10 to rock it in Hawaii! You, Remy, and Zeb are traitors making us show up in an odd number.

Molly: but really, I heard about your mom and that really stinks, I'm sorry. First FG, now this. :/

[mollyleroux]

INSTAGRAM: @MOLLYOFHEARTS UPLOADED A PHOTO!

picked up these for @nedbadun and I’s look for the SONGS OF THE 2010s PARTY AT THE @FuckingDuckling TOMORROW NIGHT @ 8. Taking guesses on our lewk. Hint: It’s an iconic duet. 

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[mollyleroux]

ANNOUNCEMENT: 

Alright, 18+ people of Walt...It’s time to come clean. The ladies known as the Fierce Five (with our loyal boy counterparts’ help, of course) were behind the Anti- @ Pack all along. But we’ve rebranded. Now that we’ve gained a loyal Walt following, it’s time we did our own thing! So we are now called...GCF aka Good Clean Fun. It’s funny because any party thrown by us will be anything but. ;) 

So join us THIS FRIDAY, March 27th, for our first party thrown under our new name. The theme is....SONGS OF THE DECADE. Show up as a music video lewk or funny pun costume based on any song from 2010 - 2020. (But please, make it a song people know.) Best look gets a prize, and first 20 people to show up get some free party favors. ;) And now that you know who we are, you can congratulate us face-to-face this Friday night at the Fucking Duckling. Be there or be a generation 1 iPod nano. 

xoxo, 

GCF

[thecollectibles]

Secret Lovers by Mahdieh Farhadkiaei

[mollyleroux]

🌻

I write music now. And none of it is angry or sexual, it’s all basically poems that I’ve hoarded over the last few years and put to acoustic guitar. I’m getting soft and I hate it but like...that’s a thing. 

Send me  🌻 and I’ll tell you whatever the fuck I want.

[lucas-lemon]

This is my first year participating in the matchmaker, and I’m super stoked! Even if there isn’t a spark, it’s always awesome to make new friends, right?

[mollyleroux]

The first and only time I ever entered that thing, I got matched with an old friend and would’ve rather died. So here’s hoping it goes better for you, Lukey. 

[mollyleroux]

iristweed‌:

I think a bowling lane’s a little too slippery for my current condition, but if your current gutter cleaner is slacking at their job you should definitely consider getting them more training! Bowling’s a very fun activity, it would be a shame to have it ruined by subpar gutters.

Almost like it would be a shame for a perfectly good school year to be ruined by subpar ex-girlfriends. 

[iristweed]

So I’m sure most of you weren’t expecting to see me back in Walt until next fall – if you were even thinking about me at all – but unfortunately, a few weeks ago I suffered a broken pelvis, which ended my hopes of making it to Olympic equestrian trials this June. I hope to be volunteering down at the barn now that I’m back, but I won’t be able to comfortably ride again anytime soon, so… hi, I guess? If anyone has suggestions for very low-motion activities I can participate in to pass the time, I’d really appreciate it. 

[remydupont]

C'est tragique! Try a slow leisurely stroll into the ocean and then don’t come back up for air! Ever! That should pass your time just fine!

[mollyleroux]

Or come on down to the bowling alley and I’ll make sure you’ll get put where you belong -- in the gutters.