marry me angela giarratana 😭🙏

𝐼 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓈- @𝒷𝓊𝑔𝑔𝓈𝒷𝓊𝓃𝓃𝒾_ 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝓌𝒾𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇- 𝐵𝓊𝑔𝓈𝒷𝓊𝓃𝓃𝒾 𝑜𝓃 𝒮𝓅𝑜𝓉𝒾𝒻𝓎

[bunbotbuggiman]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Venti/Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Minor or Background Relationship(s), Other Relationship Tags to Be Added, Guizhong/Madame Ping (Genshin Impact), Kaeya/Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact) Characters: Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Guizhong (Genshin Impact), Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact), Venti (Genshin Impact), Dvalin (Genshin Impact), Andrius | Wolf of the North (Genshin Impact), Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Diluc (Genshin Impact), Rosaria (Genshin Impact), Other Character Tags to Be Added, Minor Characters, by the dozen - Character, Cloud Retainer | Xianyun (Genshin Impact) Additional Tags: Autistic Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Foster Care, Alternate Universe - High School, Zhongli is a Mess (Genshin Impact), Zhongli is Down Bad (Genshin Impact), Zhongli is Bad at Feelings (Genshin Impact), Venti Needs a Hug (Genshin Impact), Venti Being a Little Shit (Genshin Impact), Guizhong & Zhongli Friendship (Genshin Impact), Xiao | Alatus & Zhongli Friendship (Genshin Impact), Venti is a Mess (Genshin Impact), Not Beta Read, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Series: Part 1 of Ark College Prep Summary:

Zhongli Han thinks he's got this "high school" thing figured out, and considering how he's maintaining his few close friendships, his packed schedule, and his constantly irritating foster family, it looks like he actually might- but will he be able to handle what happens when the mystery boy from his fondest memories wanders back into his life- and begins to take interest in his company?

[nicht-vobla]

It could've been for SV rarepair week but I refuse to believe cumplane is rare

[casgirl]

Characters who are like “let’s run away together let’s get away from all this” when it’s already too late!!!!!!!

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[needs-somesugar-in-his-bowl]

reblog Mulder’s drawing of bigfoot titties or be cursed for 12 years and 12 nights

[sunstung]

in different timelines shen yuan isn’t there to occupy the space left behind

[2percentsugar]

does anyone else remember being a hapless american child looking at the prices of books on the inside flap and wondering. do we just hate canadians? this book is $8 here and $13 there, that feels..... mean somehow

[kurzler]

i saw a post about how modern tv suffers from the death of filler and it got me thinking about how it's exactly one of the problems i have with jjk: we didn't spend enough time with the characters.

and don't get me wrong, i love them all, but i would have just liked to see more of them interacting besides when they're fighting for their lives, because there ARE tidbits of it and they're so good and they also enhance the story because you get more attached to the characters and the emotional stakes are higher.

the flashback to where yuuji, nobara and megumi mess up gojo's shirt? hilarious, and it makes the scene of nobara's death even more heartbreaking. the part after yuuji is presumed dead, and the room goes dead silent when megumi mentions yuuji taught him how to cook the food they were eating? imagine how much harder that would have hit if we actually saw it.

i want more! i want to see megumi being forced to give nobara and yuuji a tour of tokyo, i want to see them making a mess in the kitchen while attempting to cook something, i want to see hakari and kirara being bad influences on their underclassmen, i want to see choso and yuuji bonding via usual siblings shanenigans, i want to see gojo convincing inumaki to use his cursed technique to pull a stupid prank on nanami, i! want! more!

[horusstorturer]

Horuss

[horusstorturer]

His poor little nook is about to experience the workout of a lifetime

[dumbfucksystem]

everyone says “cumplane truth serum” this, and “qijiu truth serum” that. what about binghe getting the truth serum?? where are those fics??? he has no crucial information to reveal, but BY GOD is he going to give everyone an aneurism talking about how he’s honored to prepare his shizun’s baths because he thinks there’s a small chance he might get to see his shizun naked.

[neo--queen--serenity]

When Shang Qinghua told Shen Qingqiu that Proud Immortal Demon Way had eventually spiraled into a narrative he never really wanted to write, and that Cucumber bro’s interference—through simply being his critical, heckling, bitchy self—essentially transformed Airplane bro’s novel back into the story he actually wanted to tell—

[unoqlo]

"Mone Chiba stands; we all stand in utter adoration of Kaori Sakamoto. The lyrics 'Je ne regrette rien'—I regret nothing—she has nothing now to regret; the best she has ever skated in her final World Championships, and thank goodness now it's tears of joy, not the tears of sadness from Milan. I hope she knows now what this means to all of us lovers of skating and lovers of her."

Commentator Mark Hanretty on Kaori Sakamoto's final competitive skate | 2026 World Championships (-)

[chillyfeetsteak]

was behind a truck today with a bumper sticker that said "JESUS CAN HELP YOU" and in my head i was like 🙄 ok but then i saw a second, handmade sign on the side of the truck that said "taskrabbit: call jesus torres" and his phone number

[determinedapathy]

@apocrypals

[apocrypals]

JESUS SAVES

You time and money over other repairmen

[angualupin]

Back when I lived in Michigan, there was a local shoe repair shop owned by someone named Jesus, and his sign out front said, "Jesus will save your sole and even dye for you" and I laughed literally every time I saw it

[wheelie-sick]

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

[wheelie-sick]

I don't even have the energy to screenshot and respond to your tags- what the actual fuck is wrong with you? "the cops are scared and rightfully so" "mental health calls are the scariest for cops" OH so this isn't about the safety of psychotic & manic people this is about piggy feelings?

and no, actually, this is not USA specific and no, actually, people from other countries should not ignore this post. police violence and sanism weren't invented in the US and they are certainly not unique to here. if you (or anyone) thinks that this bullshit doesn't happen elsewhere then you are not listening.

[hadesisqueer]

Caitlyn: My sister in law killed my mom and I'm in my lesbian dictator era

Vi: My girlfriend broke up with me right after we kissed

Jinx: I got reversed adopted by a random kid

Ambessa: *manipulating Caitlyn*

Sevika: *gambling with her new arm*

Viktor: *is Yaoi Jesus*

Jayce, Ekko and Heimerdinger: What the fuck is going on

Mel's subplot:

[pairingbrainrot]

the record at the beginning of episode 7 😭