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@mollyweasleylover
need him to do this to every part of my body, head to toe, all 98 hours, constant eye contact, on the table, on the stairs, in the kitchen, in the bedroom, in his Ministry office, ANYWHERE.
I fear this just might be my complete opposite...
the whole weasley family is a smash
molly and ginny absolutely
the brothers hell no
I honestly can't stand that God forsaken love potion theory. It's honestly buns, and ruins so many of the Weasleys for it also Molly's my wife not Arthur's π₯Ήπ₯Ή
It's always hilarious how Molly Weasley whooped Bellatrix's ass despite having no training or experience like that's so embarrassing for Bellatrix honestly
She's no match for MY wife π₯Ήπ₯Ή
THE GOALS
Molly and Arthur Weasley
They will be in a good place in my heart π
MY wife deserves better but whatever π
Molly Weasley is the hottest female character.
π³
friendly reminder for those who diss Harry for becoming a "wizard cop" and not a Hogwarts Professor: Harry taught the DA out of necessity, not passion. He never wanted to be a teacher and this was very clearly implied in OOTP. He has always been more action driven than academic. He's always wanted to protect others and fight for justice instead of being on the sidelines- he wants to be there, right in the middle of the action. Being an Auror has always suited Harry best.
and if your issue is that you can't see him joining the Ministry after everything he'd faced with them- I ask you to have a little more faith in a Ministry run by Kingsley Shacklebolt and later, Hermione Granger. And keep in mind that Harry becomes Head of the Auror Office and would definitely use the opportunity to rework the system.
Also an important thing to note is that Aurors are not cops/police. The Magical World operates differently than the muggle one, and the law enforcement there has it's own bits. Aurors are closer to special-force detectives, they are trained to investigate and fight dark magic specifically.
Magical Law Enforcement Patrol is something much closer to regular police:
Arthur Weasley: "I only hope we can catch whoeverβs doing it."
Harry Potter: "Will it be Aurors who catch them?"
Arthur Weasley: "Oh no, this is too trivial for Aurors, itβll be the ordinary Magical Law Enforcement Patrol β"
A part of Magical Law Enforcement Patrol were also trained Hit Wizards and Witches, meant to help with high-risk arrests, riot control and were often called as help for Aurors to detain Dark Wizards.
Harry is more like a magical detective rather than a policeman.
Another thing I often like to say when it comes to the "he should have been a teacher" discussion is that Harry spent most of his life in fight-flight situations. The boy was high on adrenaline a lot, even before Hogwarts ( with Dudley's gang playing Harry Hunting ). After the war Harry joining Auror forces is like him looking for a familiar environment, where he gets the adrenaline rush in a more controlled way. You could argue that a quidditch career would fit him better, if he needs some adrenaline in his life, but then we can't forget that a big part of who Harry is, is the fact he wants to save people. Harry wants to help, to fight, to make the world better.
Plus let's look who Harry's role models were:
His father, Sirius, Moody, Tonks, Dumbledore - 4 of those 5 people were, or are Aurors. Harry strongly admired Tonks and Moody, he was very attached to Sirius, and he clung to the memory of his father. An Auror career was something he wanted ( βYes?β Professor McGonagall prompted Harry. βWell, I thought of, maybe, being an Auror,β Harry mumbled. ), and also something a lot of people encouraged him for. Meanwhile not only was teaching the DA thrust upon him ( and after it ended Harry expressed no interest in picking it back up ), it was VERY different from an actual job. Teaching purely practical spells to a group of motivated teens, most of whom were his friends, is WAAAAY different than teaching a curriculum of theory & practice, assigning homework and grading papers for seven years of students at once.
I don't understand why Harry becoming an auror is still a talk this fandom has.
ANTI Arthur Weasley? πNow I'm very intrigued!
Very, he stole my wife from me
Does Arthur Weasley eat pussy?
Does Arthur Weasley eat pussy?
Yes
No
Yes, but badly
Is your mother available?? ππ πππ
haha no she and dad are fine thanks
@mother-molly-weasley
Arthur and I are in a perfectly healthy marriage!
Just one chance πππ
no, thank you!
who even are you!?
Why? Won't to get to know me better? πππ
absolutely not. I assume that youβre my daughterβs age? If so, this feels incredibly inappropriate and I will report you to the headmaster.
I can assure you I'm more then old enough but then again I do love myself a Cougar.
excuse me!?
I am NOT that old!! How old do you think I am!?
39-46? π€·ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
43β¦.
still, Iβm not that old.
Iβm going to ask you again: who are you?
Does it really matter *that* much?? π«€
indeed it does. Iβd love to know who is incessantly flirting with meβ¦
tell me who you are, and then we can meet up, okay? Fulfil your fantasies?
Fantasies? π
yes, fantasies.
I have many fantasies, many about taking *out* your husband ππ
how dare you say that about Arthur!?
who are you?
Your wonderful second lover
Iβ¦ I give up. you either meet me near diagon alley or youβll be blocked β or whatever you call it.
Is your mother available?? ππ πππ
haha no she and dad are fine thanks
@mother-molly-weasley
Arthur and I are in a perfectly healthy marriage!
Just one chance πππ
no, thank you!
who even are you!?
Why? Won't to get to know me better? πππ
absolutely not. I assume that youβre my daughterβs age? If so, this feels incredibly inappropriate and I will report you to the headmaster.
I can assure you I'm more then old enough but then again I do love myself a Cougar.
excuse me!?
I am NOT that old!! How old do you think I am!?
39-46? π€·ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
43β¦.
still, Iβm not that old.
Iβm going to ask you again: who are you?
Does it really matter *that* much?? π«€
indeed it does. Iβd love to know who is incessantly flirting with meβ¦
tell me who you are, and then we can meet up, okay? Fulfil your fantasies?
Fantasies? π
yes, fantasies.
I have many fantasies, many about taking *out* your husband ππ
Is your mother available?? ππ πππ
haha no she and dad are fine thanks
@mother-molly-weasley
Arthur and I are in a perfectly healthy marriage!
Just one chance πππ
no, thank you!
who even are you!?
Why? Won't to get to know me better? πππ
absolutely not. I assume that youβre my daughterβs age? If so, this feels incredibly inappropriate and I will report you to the headmaster.
I can assure you I'm more then old enough but then again I do love myself a Cougar.
excuse me!?
I am NOT that old!! How old do you think I am!?
39-46? π€·ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
43β¦.
still, Iβm not that old.
Iβm going to ask you again: who are you?
Does it really matter *that* much?? π«€
indeed it does. Iβd love to know who is incessantly flirting with meβ¦
tell me who you are, and then we can meet up, okay? Fulfil your fantasies?
Fantasies? π
Is your mother available?? ππ πππ
haha no she and dad are fine thanks
@mother-molly-weasley
Arthur and I are in a perfectly healthy marriage!
Just one chance πππ
no, thank you!
who even are you!?
Why? Won't to get to know me better? πππ
absolutely not. I assume that youβre my daughterβs age? If so, this feels incredibly inappropriate and I will report you to the headmaster.
I can assure you I'm more then old enough but then again I do love myself a Cougar.
excuse me!?
I am NOT that old!! How old do you think I am!?
39-46? π€·ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
43β¦.
still, Iβm not that old.
Iβm going to ask you again: who are you?
Does it really matter *that* much?? π«€
indeed it does. Iβd love to know who is incessantly flirting with meβ¦
Is your mother available?? ππ πππ
haha no she and dad are fine thanks
@mother-molly-weasley
Arthur and I are in a perfectly healthy marriage!
Just one chance πππ
no, thank you!
who even are you!?
Why? Won't to get to know me better? πππ
absolutely not. I assume that youβre my daughterβs age? If so, this feels incredibly inappropriate and I will report you to the headmaster.
I can assure you I'm more then old enough but then again I do love myself a Cougar.
excuse me!?
I am NOT that old!! How old do you think I am!?
39-46? π€·ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
43β¦.
still, Iβm not that old.
Iβm going to ask you again: who are you?
Does it really matter *that* much?? π«€
Is your mother available?? ππ πππ
haha no she and dad are fine thanks
@mother-molly-weasley
Arthur and I are in a perfectly healthy marriage!
Just one chance πππ
no, thank you!
who even are you!?
Why? Won't to get to know me better? πππ
absolutely not. I assume that youβre my daughterβs age? If so, this feels incredibly inappropriate and I will report you to the headmaster.
I can assure you I'm more then old enough but then again I do love myself a Cougar.
excuse me!?
I am NOT that old!! How old do you think I am!?
39-46? π€·ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Is your mother available?? ππ πππ
haha no she and dad are fine thanks
@mother-molly-weasley
Arthur and I are in a perfectly healthy marriage!
Just one chance πππ
no, thank you!
who even are you!?
Why? Won't to get to know me better? πππ
absolutely not. I assume that youβre my daughterβs age? If so, this feels incredibly inappropriate and I will report you to the headmaster.
I can assure you I'm more then old enough but then again I do love myself a Cougar.
Is your mother available?? ππ πππ
haha no she and dad are fine thanks
@mother-molly-weasley
Arthur and I are in a perfectly healthy marriage!
Just one chance πππ
no, thank you!
who even are you!?
Why? Won't to get to know me better? πππ
