[orcboxer]

I'm not collecting your pages you slut I'm cruising for bears in this remote national park

[lokaror]

[orcboxer]

Dude I swear to christ I'm not a salmon

[lokaror]

[rnismatch]

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

[tamagotchi]

😍fuck

[cungadero]

theres literally no wrong way to play singleplayer games btw. savescum, play on easy mode, mod, look up guides and walkthroughs, whatever the hell you want. always remember if it sucks hit da bricks

[seizuredarling-deactivated20250]

Sorry man. You are too weird and unpleasant. Can you please never talk to anyone again and starve to death in a small cell? Thank you.

[nthfunct-deactivated20231201]

man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside

[gnilliam]

3 hours into smoking weed on the couch with my friend and two visual novel dialogue options appear in the bottom of my vision and they say "let's frot sso much we start a friction fire" and "you will not leave the place alive!"

[waltzingbi]

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

he died in a wii remote recalibration accident

[solarsyrup]

hey i hope this isn't a bad time but one billion points lava damage

[brown-forking-weed]

e honda practicing his stances in the spot where my brother died

[princessmo]

people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"

[fruitsoftheape100]

I Seduces Any Beast W/ My Chage The World Attitude

[non-existent-1895]

What is y'all opinion on this last Jerma stream? I think it was unnecessary for him to kill those guys. At least it was a quick death compared to the rest of Jerma's victims i guess

[pocketpikachus]

[derangedrhythms]

Yaedi Ignatow, I Feel A Little Jumpy Around You: Paired Poems by Men & Women; from 'We Were Love', ed. Naomi Shihab Nye & Paul B. Janeczko

[matzomeal]

the power of napping 

[paper--machete]

if we wanna save tumblr we just have to put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen