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[momma-ryuuhou]

mom please come back

"Momma had to go take care of some personal things, but don't worry babykins, I'm back now!"

[momma-ryuuhou]

Ayo momma has you gone to medical school? I got like seven broken bones.

"Well darling, I haven't attended medical school. I do have a first aid kit though. Except momma's not sure if a first aid kit will help heal your broken bones"

[momma-ryuuhou]

Hi i love you

"momma loves you too!"

[shutupadachi]

[WARNING! EXPLICIT LYRICS.]

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Thank you all so much for your support!

I sang Anaconda as Aoba. Why? Why not. I’m not even sorry. I just can’t deal with any of myself right now. LOL. I hope you guys like it, it took a bit of time to actually put together.

Hersha would be a happy anaconda right about now lel.

[momma-ryuuhou]

MOOOOOOOOM! Have you seen my new kimono?

"no i haven't dear, but i'm sure its lovely! why don't you show momma"?

[momma-ryuuhou]

mom, where's atlantis??

"well sweetie, i believe atlantis is suppose to be at the bottom of the ocean. i'm not sure though, because i've never been. maybe we should plan a trip sometime".

[oikiru]

[momma-ryuuhou]

momma how have you been...? (⌒▽⌒)☆

"hey darling, momma's been quite busy recently. the tattoo business picked up a bit after a collaboration i did with another well known artist. how have you been sweetie"?

[svtsloki]

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right ear: track 20 (jellyfish song) left ear: track 21 (malfunctioning jellyfish song)

[momma-ryuuhou]

“mink darling, come take a bath with me~”

[daddyminkofficial]

Mink followed his new wife into the bathroom, stripping as he went.

[momma-ryuuhou]

after they had both gotten situated in the tub, ryuuhou smiled at mink,”here, turn around, let me wash and massage your back dear”.

[daddyminkofficial]

Mink let Ryuuhou wash him. He eyed his form, making his hunger obvious.

[momma-ryuuhou]

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[daddyminkofficial]

Mink leaned back slightly, back against Ryuuhous chest. “Let me wash you now.” He rumbled.

[momma-ryuuhou]

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[daddyminkofficial]

"Mmm…" Mink let his hands wander low and squeezed Ryuuhous ass.

[momma-ryuuhou]

Momma, what do I do if my friend's drunk?

"well dear, first things first, make sure your friend hasn't had too much to drink. momma's witnessed some scary things from this happening. if you're friend has started slurring their speech, can't walk straight, or has shown signs of violent or strange behavior, then it's time to put the alcohol away. make sure your friend is drinking plenty of water too, that way their hangover won't be too terrible. Once everything has simmered down and you're all ready to go to bed, don't let your friend sleep alone. make sure they're propped upright and stay by them, just in case they get sick later. drinking is fine, as long as you don't drink too much. momma wants you to stay safe and make good decisions, alright"?

[momma-ryuuhou]

“mink darling, come take a bath with me~”

[daddyminkofficial]

Mink followed his new wife into the bathroom, stripping as he went.

[momma-ryuuhou]

after they had both gotten situated in the tub, ryuuhou smiled at mink,”here, turn around, let me wash and massage your back dear”.

[daddyminkofficial]

Mink let Ryuuhou wash him. He eyed his form, making his hunger obvious.

[momma-ryuuhou]

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[daddyminkofficial]

Mink leaned back slightly, back against Ryuuhous chest. “Let me wash you now.” He rumbled.

[momma-ryuuhou]

“mink darling, come take a bath with me~”

[daddyminkofficial]

Mink followed his new wife into the bathroom, stripping as he went.

[momma-ryuuhou]

after they had both gotten situated in the tub, ryuuhou smiled at mink,”here, turn around, let me wash and massage your back dear”.

[daddyminkofficial]

Mink let Ryuuhou wash him. He eyed his form, making his hunger obvious.

[momma-ryuuhou]

“mink darling, come take a bath with me~”

[daddyminkofficial]

Mink followed his new wife into the bathroom, stripping as he went.

[momma-ryuuhou]

after they had both gotten situated in the tub, ryuuhou smiled at mink,"here, turn around, let me wash and massage your back dear".

[momma-ryuuhou]

Momma I need some advice. I just started high school two weeks ago and I havent made any friends and nobody wants to talk to me. What can I do to make friends when I'm too nervous to talk to anyone?

"alright babykins, first try to smile and act confident. don't be afraid to step out of your comfort zone and express yourself. go join some clubs, if you're interested in art, join the art club, if you're interested in music, join band. make sure to join a club that will have people who share commons interests with you. you could also try starting a conversation with someone in your classes. it can be as simple as 'hey i like your shirt' or 'did you see >insert tv show< last night'? also remember to be yourself. you want people to be friends with you and love you for who you are, not who you want to be. and under no circumstances should you get mixed up with the wrong crowd. momma did that and regretted it. i want only the best for you okay"?

[momma-ryuuhou]

"mink darling, come take a bath with me~"

[momma-ryuuhou]

momma, what's for dinner...? (/^▽^)/

"i'm thinking mac n' cheese would be good, if that's alright with you dear".