hey can i get a fucking uhhhhh

MIRAGE SALOON ZONE ACT 1 EXTENDED FOR 30 MINS

[kn11ves]

[greelin]

seeing men’s tits will not fix me but by god does it feel like it sometimes. does it make me feel alive

[batmanego]

normal ways to text my father

[priestesscard]

[manisthebastard]

KILL MAIM EVISCERATE  DESTROY DECIMATE

[nintendo-wheee]

[bluekomadori]

gardener scorbunny

[mayo-advance]

He... He rlly dont know the weight of his words...

[unclefather]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[gamzeezboy]

Me

[mtfoss]

I'm over it ^~^ *blows up and dies*

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

makes you imagine the sound of a bowling ball striking pins

[normal-horoscopes]

This counts as a spell.

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

Love that the internet will tell. You mazda had to do a model recall because spiders were uncontrollably attracted to their cars in 2014 then you read more and find it happened before woth the same car company in 2011

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

Mazda spokesmen say "lol idk"

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

For those wondering apparently this breed of spiders fucking loves gasoline, mazda built anti spider springs to push them out and a software patch to. Do something with fuel pressure in case they did get in and weaved loads of webs that fucked up thr fuel capacity and no one knows why it was mazdas in particular that got infested

[aflo]

this is one of those problems you have to solve in a dream

[valleythey]

what if greg heffley had the death note

[polyel]

He would open a phone book and just start writing

[willow]

sorry

[pinkarroty]

[swan2swan]

I check my pockets as I lock the door behind me.

“I got my keys. My wallet. My phone. My bags. Is that everything?”

I stop. I look up with horror.

[swan2swan]

#happy one year anniversary to this post

happy what

[femgirlfriend-moved]

[dalniente]

[amygdalae]

a few minutes ago. i was thinking abt men's tits. And now? Im thinking abt minecraft. In a few minutes who knows. the human mind? Its a fuckign adventure babey

[amygdalae]

yeah it was men's tits again.