Who loves Chris?
I know you all have been missing me after all my work. I need a vacation, I work hard for you kids to get more seasons for everyone! Don’t we all love them? I know I do, they bring me ratings! My business trip was in Jamaca this time. Hard work in the sun, I sweat a lot, yes indeed. A few assioates and I- lLOOK EVERYONE! IF ANYONE SAW PICTURES OF ME IN A TABLOID OF ME SUNBATHING WHEN I TOLD THE NETWORK I WAS ON BUSSINESS THAT WAS A SUPER IMPOSED PIC OK?! They like to make waky assumptions. I was caught at a wrong moment.
"Surreee you were. Just like that previous ‘business trip’ to the Bahamas where you claimed your business asso was some girl named Melanie and you worked hard nights. We know what you do on these ‘business trips’ You make it pretty clear."
Liar! They catch me at the wrong moments!
"Son, You told me you were going on vacation even asked me if I would like something from Jamaica and the Bahamas. Oh I see how this is, MY BABY IS GROWING UP! :') WHo is the girl? I hope this is a stable girlfriend this time! I hope I have some grandchildren from you mr! Oh you should invite her over here for dinner! We can look over your baby pictures! OH WHAT GREAT TiME!" She was really excited with high hopes!
