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Honestly be pretentious as fuck about the stuff you create. Do a press release for your fanfic updates. Do a Q&A about your webcomic. Make fake merch designs for your OCs. Commission "official" book covers. Very few of us will ever get to a stage where something we've created Makes It Big but even if you have an audience of 5 people plus a shoelace fucking indulge yourself and pretend!! It's the only way to live!!
Cremutt's second transformation, Plasmastiff!
Aside from now being big enough for a human to ride, Plasmastiff can unleash both fire and electricity! Nearly all Plasmastiffs are kept for battle; like any working dog, they grow restless if they don't use enough of their energy.
Cremutts and their transformations appear to be bred to hunt Monsters, but I'm not sure how their hypothetical breeder created dogs that spit fire... Are they doglike Mons that evolved from something else? Or is the secret to giving dogs superpowers out there somewhere?
Cremutt's first transformation, Litbull!
Ironically, Cremutts become safer to handle the further they transform, as they become more aware of their own strength. Despite being able to produce fire from their bodies, they are no more destructive than ordinary dogs. That isn't saying much, though.
Mosster's second transformation, Sodzilla!
Ah, Sodzilla, what a majestic creature! They're living excavators, with jaws that can easily crush a car, not that I've witnessed this. Outside of battle, they have the temperament of senior dogs. We could even have a scenic picnic on one's back!
...please?
Mosster's first transformation, Treechur!
By the way, have you ever wondered what Mossters and Treechurs look like under their covers? I advise you to stop worrying and wait for a pro to find out. Trust me on this one... Also, do you have any Benadryl on you?
In the meantime I guess I should explain some of the jokes…
Mosster, who I should’ve named Monsturf, is a “Grass” type that’s literally grass. It’s cloaked in a patch of lawn.
Snotter is a portmanteau of snot otter, one of the names for the hellbender salamander. It’s inspired by the old joke of whether Water-type Pokémon’s “water” is a body fluid. In this case, the answer is yes.
Cremutt is a dog because it’s a part of the Chinese zodiac with no Fire-type starter associated with it, and also to compare with Charizard’s marketability. Like, come on! A turtle and a plant-thing versus a dragon? Yeah! Here’s a newt and an even stranger plant-thing versus man’s best friend.
Impressing Mons using pogs was decided because pogs are sometimes argued to be the original “creature-collecting” game. Pokémon games after Gen I place focus on respecting and understanding your Pokémon instead of using them as means to an end, because it’s moral; the Monagerie does it because Mons are semi-feral and can hurt you if they choose to. Something important to note that’s easily missed is that Mons are never said to be stored in an object.
Sorry for the lack of updates. My work schedule has been changing every week and lately there hasn’t been an off-day where I can take Adderall without damaging my sleep schedule or being too exhausted to draw. This blog is not being abandoned.
I'm struggling to make this decision - won't you help me?
How should new Mons be posted?
The order they appear in the Mondex, grouped by evo lines.
The order they'd appear "in-game," grouped by area & level.
Gathering New Mons
Now, if some people are more than a little too excited to get Mons, I'd better explain how to tame your own damn Mons.
The main way of finding Mons is going outside. Scary, right? It turns out that wild animals live in the wild. You could buy or barter for a trained one, but don't count on it. Therefore, we'll focus on wild Mons.
Every Mon is an individual, thus every Mon has their own idea of who's worth obeying. However, there's one thing that they're all fascinated by: Pogs. Use your Pog Collection to Impress wild Mons, and they will admire you enough for you to befriend them. Every failed attempt to tame a Mon will risk losing one or more Pogs. By the way, trying to Impress someone else's Mon is likely to get your ass beat.
More powerful Mons care less about cardboard discs which humans haven't cared about in decades, so you'll need to spend a good portion of your prize money on Booster Packs for more and better Pogs.
When you encounter a Mon, get your own Mon to engage it. The wild Mon will be easier to impress if you bruise its pride (and body) with Damage and Ailments. They're durable beasts, but it's felony animal abuse to critically injure a Mon; their HP is a measure of how long a Mon can last until the fight becomes a massacre and it's time to back off. It's important to strategize how far you'll damage a Mon before you start trying to Impress it, especially since Stressing the Mon can turn the tides against you.
The more damage a wild Mon takes, the more likely it is to Stress at any time. A Mon's Stress is influenced by its species and growth. The Stresses are Fleeing the scene, becoming Frenzied and more dangerous, or Fortifying itself against further harm. There's another one, but what are you, like, ten? Go ask your dad about it. There's only one species it applies to anyways.
If none of your Mons will keep fighting, in theory you could confront the wild Mon yourself, but take my advice: don't bother. I've never met a Mon that can't send the average person to the emergency room. Trained Mons should be called off by their owner, but wild Mons may not hesitate to rip chunks off of you. Trust me, your Pogs aren't that great. Don't risk it.
April fool's? ⁉️ Only for April 1st? ⁉️ That's a weak mindset. That's low perfomance 📉 👎👎 I am a fool every day 🗓 The grind 💪💪💪📈 never stops ❌ ⛔️ I am in it for the long run 🔛🏃♀️ No quitter mindset here 🚫🔝 🏆
TYPES OF MON
Mons all have some form of elemental affinity that we call Types. Their Skills each either have no element or one of the Mon's Types. When a Skill has a Type, it's affected by Weaknesses and Resistances, which are exactly what they sound like.
Here's the Weaknesses and Resistances of my Mons!
Simple enough, right? It's just like Rock-Paper-Scissors! Water douses Fire, Fire burns Plants, and Plants absorb Water. Once you're familiar with the basics, you can start memorizing the full chart!
It's just like Rock-Paper-Scissors. If you don't get it right away, don't worry! You'll figure it out on your own eventually.
(If you never "get it," can you at least return the Mon I gave you?)
I take all of them into my arms and run
You scoundrel! How dare you! Do you even know who you're dealing with?!
...Did you think I only offered you one Mon because I was being selfish? I can handle those three because I'm a professional. If you're going to underestimate Mons so badly, acting like they're plush toys, I'm reluctant to help you!
The Water-type option for your first Mon is Snotter! This slippery little fella has a great balance of damaging and non-damaging Skills and is well-rounded in both stats and temperament. It's not the most huggable Mon, and "produce copious amounts of slime" isn't the most appealing ability, but the adaptable Snotter is an excellent choice for your first Mon!
The Fire-type option for your first Mon is Cremutt! This spunky little bundle of love and napalm demands your full attention, but if you accept that you can never bring your partner in public without a suburban white woman calling the authorities on you, you'll find that it's the most loyal, faithful, and loving Mon you'll ever own! Partially because it keeps knocking out every other Mon you encounter.
The Plant-type option for your first Mon is Mosster! These little fellas are easy to raise; just let 'em photosynthesize, lay off the weedkiller, and stay patient. It's a sturdy and reliable pile of dirt and plant matter, and though it takes twice as long to take down a foe as your other options, it's tanky enough that using it is basically a guaranteed win for every major fight in the first third of your journey.
NEW GAME
Hello! Welcome to the world of the Monagerie™!
I'm Prof. Felis. I don't have accreditations, but people call me the Monster Professor!
This world is full of creatures called Monsters, or "Mons" for short. Some people keep 'em as pets, while others use them as tools to achieve their own selfish desires. Personally, I just think they're neat!
I really appreciate you stopping by my hou- my lab. Tell you what, if you go online and promote the Monster Index, or Mondex, that I've been writing for the past few days, I'll let you choose from one of my Mons to keep for yourself! But, uh, if anyone asks where you got it, could ya not tell them that I gave it to you, or where I live? Say you traded a copy of Chrono Trigger for it with a guy on Craigslist or something.
Alrighty, lemme just head out back to bring 'em out for you...