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send me a ☾ for my muse waking up to find yours in their bed in the middle of night

◣ ☣ ◥ “ … Dad. Dad, what are you doing. Dad. This is weird. ”

◣ ☣ ◥ “ As much as I appreciate that compliment, I don’t think mom will be too happy to hear about what you called her !! Though … I can’t really disagree. Maybe she’s the Snow Queen in disguise. ”

monarxh

"I guess you could say that imagining how GG would feel about that gives me ........ｃｈｉｌｌｓ-- Ehe. ...It's a pretty thin disguise, if ｓｏ. All the cold leaks ｏｕｔ..."

#monarch reached new tier of shitlord: shitty pun guy #ic #entitxtem

entitxtem

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send me a ☾ for my muse waking up to find yours in their bed in the middle of night

◣ ☣ ◥ “ … Dad. Dad, what are you doing. Dad. This is weird. ”

entitxtem

◣ ☣ ◥ “ Don’t you have mom to sleep with ?? And just because it’s cold doesn’t mean you can just come into my bed, you freak !! I can be cold by myself. ”

monarxh

" Ｂｌｅｈ-- You're ｗａｒｍｅｒ. Your mother's way frosty, y'know -- it's not just ａｔｔｉｔｕｄｅ. "

#monarch no #ic #entitxtem #to be fair though 3d is p warm #shes like a lil space heater #xP

entitxtem

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send me a ☾ for my muse waking up to find yours in their bed in the middle of night

◣ ☣ ◥ “ … Dad. Dad, what are you doing. Dad. This is weird. ”

monarxh

"It's getting ｃｈｉｌｌｙ. I was ｃｏｌｄ."

#rofl #ic #entitxtem #sURE OKAY I GUESS #it is p cold nowadays

thecrypticgrave

[Mun Tag]

monarxh

tagged by entitxtem aka weeb trash

tag 5 of your friends and make them fill in this form! for the mun only!  

✩❧ name. Tonni ✩❧ birthday. december 21 ✩❧ gender. female ✩❧ sexuality. homoromantic asexual ✩❧ height. unknown ✩❧ blogs. monarxh ✩❧ mun faceclaim. none-- i just put pictures of monarch on everything tbh (case in point: this thing)

tagging. none go away

#OOC #MUN STUFF #???

entitxtem

◣ ☣ ◥ “ Holy shit, WQ wanted to put a collar on me ?? Fucking… rude. “

monarxh

"You got off ｅａｓｙ! Me, she urged people to put my face in a meat grinder - which is rather rude, if you ask ｍｅ."

#IRC logs are the best #IC #dont make this a thing #entitxtem

gajxk-deactivated20141024

ＳＴＯＰＩＴ！

Stop saying I’m ＷＥＡＫ.

I held the power to ＤＥＳＴＲＯＹ. I am the lover of ＷＲＡＴＨ!

So I dare you. ＩＤＡＲＥＹＯＵ！

Call ＭＥ weak.. And I’ll make you ＳＷＡＬＬＯＷ those words.

#Musing

hokages

Visit Original Link

#entitxtem #WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS #!!!!#weeb dad

Oh no it's late I'm gonna slEEP see you later nERDS

#its almost 6am #OOC

monarxh

What's this about nipples I'm hearing about?

It’s nothing, don’t worry about ｉｔ.

ladykeivt

" Huh, you’ve actually seen my nipples for you to say that?" She said as she just stood there with her riding crop. Glynda took a step back seeing his pair of hands resonate. " You really needed ’ a hand’ did you?" She said her words sounding like a joke but her tone sounding harsh.

" If you run, I’ll chase you.. But if you elaborate the reasons why I’d miss you, I will spare you."

monarxh

"Nah, I haven't seen 'em, I said I'm sure they're lovely - I don't have evidence in witness or memory, but I can't imagine they're ｎｏｔ.

--I'm gonna give you a hand in a second, you ｄｏｏｆｕｓ."

His cheeky grin faded slightly at her last words, his arms falling limp by his sides. Of course she couldn't figure that out herself. Stubborn.

"Well, you know, isn't that ｎｏｒｍａｌ? When someone's a big part of your everyday life, if they're gone forever, you're gonna miss them...at least a little bit...I mean, if I'm dead and gone, who's gonna make sure you go to bed instead of working all ｎｉｇｈｔ?"

"...You're gonna miss me if I'm gone forever, because you're already used to me being ｈｅｒｅ."

#IC #professor goodwitch #TRYING TO SAVE HIS ASS BY INVOKING THE OTP #[police sirens]#oh no its getting longer #WHY DO ALL THE NIPPLE NIGHT THREADS TURN SRS AF #look at this guy and his emotions

monarxh

So, Glynda's nips hm? You have my attention.

"Oh my god, shhhhhhhhhhshsHSHHHHH not so LOUD she’s going to KILL ME if I remind her of this ａｇａｉｎ.

It’s not nice to discuss peoples’ nipples behind their ｂａｃｋｓ!”

buldrokkastee

"Some things you can’t walk away from, no matter how much you might want to. I’m sure you’ll understand some day. Probably.

Maybe.

Ah well, at least your taste in beverages merits some approval. I suppose something had to.”

monarxh

"Anything can be escaped from with enough time and effort, my ｆｒｉｅｎｄ! Don't worry, I'm sure you'll understand... ｓｏｍｅｄａｙ. When it comes down to it, when your own life is at stake, it's easy to decide what is worth worrying about, and what can be ｄｉｓｒｅｇａｒｄｅｄ.

You have excellent taste in beverage and mug design, but also fiancées and ｆｕｒｎｉｔｕｒｅ. I like the thing you've done with the ｇｅａｒｓ.

Ｇｏｏｄｍａｎ."

#IC #professor ozpin #monarch stop being unruly this was gonna be a FUN NIGHT OF NIPPLES #and now look at you #being a donglord as usual #GOOD MAN.#who even just says that

So quick question, are the piercings ferrous? Cause that could lead to an awkward situation with miss Nikos

"...I guess that's an efficient way for her to get 3D's ａｔｔｅｎｔｉｏｎ...

Though if she's not careful enough, 3D would probably ｃｒｙ."

#IC #creepy greekfire? good #Anonymous #ruler reply;

monarxh

What's this about nipples I'm hearing about?

It’s nothing, don’t worry about ｉｔ.

ladykeivt

”I got you, you fucking donglord.” Glynda makes an immediate halt and stands before Monarch. ” You have anything else to say about my nipples Monarch?!” She demanded hovering over him with her arms crossed.

monarxh

He doesn't get up, but flinches visibly at the sharp sound of her heel against the floor.

"Anything ｅｌｓｅ? Uh, I'm sure they're lovely, as far as nipples ｇｏ-"

He should probably stop provoking her...but it was either that, or be reduced to a stuttering mess again, and the more dangerous road was also the most dignified one. Before she has time to say anything, he creates his pair of energy arms, using them to push himself up off the floor and onto his feet.

"Are you gonna chase me if I run ａｇａｉｎ?"

#IC #professor goodwitch #finally the hands #lmao #IS HE GONNA FIGHT HER??? WHAT IS HAPPENING #probably not tbh #hes a weenie

monarxh

So, Glynda's nips hm? You have my attention.

"Oh my god, shhhhhhhhhhshsHSHHHHH not so LOUD she’s going to KILL ME if I remind her of this ａｇａｉｎ.

It’s not nice to discuss peoples’ nipples behind their ｂａｃｋｓ!”

buldrokkastee

“‘I want to keep my life intact’ you say, immediately after absconding from an angry Goodwitch. Have you considered that your survival tactics may be a mite flawed?

And thank you, yours isn’t half bad either. What are you drinking?”

monarxh

"Hey, I'm still ａｌｉｖｅ!! My life is REALLY INTACT - true survival tactics include knowing when to ｒｅｔｒｅａｔ! In the interest of self-preservation, I'll do anything, I'll flee a hundred ｔｉｍｅｓ!

Some of us here might do well to learn when to walk ａｗａｙ...

Oh, and it's ｃｏｆｆｅｅ. It's the only thing I can ｓｔａｎｄ."

#oh no hes getting lil sassy #pls no #IC #professor ozpin #;)#of course its coffee what do you take me for

monarxh

What's this about nipples I'm hearing about?

It’s nothing, don’t worry about ｉｔ.

ladykeivt

” be silent you DONGLORD! Every wine needs to be tasted and I told you I was going through something because of you!”

” I will not spare your shitty life because I love you you dip shit!

Glynda finds rubbles by the side and uses her force semblance to throw it to Monarch “

monarxh

"I don't think EVERY wine needs to be tasted, ｙ'ｋｎｏｗ!! All of it tastes the ｓａａａａｍｅ-

--ｗｈｏａ-"

He tries to do a SICK DODGE MANEUVER, and while he clears most of the rubble, he gets tangled up in his own legs and trips. Monarch falls on his stupid face.

#Great.#IC #professor goodwitch #OH NO THE TRAP #[DREAD OF THE GRAVE]#[-MORE FEAR-]

monarxh

So, Glynda's nips hm? You have my attention.

"Oh my god, shhhhhhhhhhshsHSHHHHH not so LOUD she’s going to KILL ME if I remind her of this ａｇａｉｎ.

It’s not nice to discuss peoples’ nipples behind their ｂａｃｋｓ!”

buldrokkastee

"Oh yes, dying is just horrible isn’t it.”

But hey, what a way to go, am I right?”

monarxh

"I don't know about you, but my life is valuable to me, and I'd like to, uh, keep it ｉｎｔａｃｔ. Stop being so smug and aloof about this, you're not ｃｏｏｌ!

...Nice mug, ｔｈｏｕｇｈ."