Monday's Coffee

I'm an 18 year old cis straight female. I'm doing the best I can and often feel like it isn't good enough. I've also reached the point in my life where it doesn't bother me as much as it used to. You can blame my utter passion for fan doming on my best friend. You can find her blog (which is totally awesome BTW) by clicking on that awesome looking anti-possession thing. Also click on the angel banishing symbol. Do it.

[thatofficial70show]

[disabilityuserboxes]

this user has trichotillomania 

[funnystories]

funny story

i failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. i did this every quarter that year. i forgot that they mail home the end-of-year cards, and my mom got it before I could intercept with my fake. She was PISSED - at the school for their error. the teacher also retired that year and had already thrown out his records, so they had to take my mother’s “proof” (the fake ones i made throughout the year) and “correct” the “mistake.” i’ve never told her the truth

[ficcyshit]

I love how OP fucked up so hard that their attempts to fix it should have led to the ass-whooping of a lifetime, but, through an entire SERIES of ridiculous circumstances and UNBELIEVEABLE LUCK, it all worked out better than expected. OP is a fucking protag in a kids’ show, what in the fuck.

[literaphobe]

me, oversharing on the internet about my issues

[vanderrwaals]

can she get an oscar just because of this one scene please and thank you

[bob-belcher]

and she wasn’t even nominated! 😤

[avirgoworld]

seeing this really brings tears to my eyes

[doktorgirlfriend]

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

[dantes-infernal-chili]

Mr. Brightside

The Killers: Now they’re going to bed, and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head, but she’s touching his-

Parents: *angry collective glare*

The Killers: …chest

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this was a revelation i was ill prepared for

[mouseremote147863456]

BeyChella’s Record Breaking Performance 

[heynicenails]

Foil Confetti for Kassie 🎉 #birthdaynails #nailfoil #nailart #nicenailsfornicepeople (at Hey, Nice Nails)

[fuks]

[hishap]

What do you mean this puppy isn’t wearing socks?

[skreezilla]

You seem… to have…. a pokémon…

[imposer]

via weheartit

[imposer]

via weheartit

[apriki]

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

[trashboat]

its happening

[brilliantinemortality]

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

[kitsunecoffee]

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

[hate-deactiv]

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

[imposer]

unknown

[nick-avallone]

I literally can’t buy snacks when I grocery shop because I have such a problem with binge eating ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[stability]

[cads-corner]

I’ve had this image floating around in my head for a while! I thought the scene where they used each other’s lightsabers was so profound, I loved it to pieces.

This is my tribute to that!