Rat Prophet

Hunter. Texas. 24.

[circusheart]

Dear Americans. Your mission today. While driving is to roll down your windows and scream FAGGOT!!!! at the first guy in an oversized truck you see. And the second guy in an oversized truck. Not the third. But again for the fourth.

[mcaelius]

he was the world's first ontologically evil sacrificial lamb

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[skarchomp]

it's tempting to just dismiss heath ledger's joker on account of how it altered society for the worse and inspired a generation of men who in the absolute best case scenario are only so annoying you'd rather eat your own ears than spend even a minute around them but then you sit down and actually watch the dark knight again and fuckkkkkk...he actually kinda crushed that shit like a hydraulic press

[theocseason4]

[theocseason4]

Black cilantro margaritas ladies!!!!

[fairycosmos]

your problem is you think if you communicate with clarity and earnestness that people will actually understand you

[shock-micro]

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

[enameledcoppergirl]

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[krippe90]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I attempted to rob a man at zweihanderpoint but unfortunately he pulled out a pike and gained the range advantage, giving me no choice but to flee

[artbyblastweave]

The old world is dying. The new world had that thing happen where the umbilical cord gets caught around the neck as it's coming out, yuuuurk, no new world either. So it's basically just gonna be monsters forever

[rathayibacter]

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

people are witnessing the naked face of the great beast Leviathan lately and they're just not loving the horrific visage

[tax--payer]

[adastrabbit]

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

SETTLERS OF CATAN: THE MOVIE

starring TIMOTHY CHALAMET as BRICK

ANYA TAYLOR JOY as WHEAT

and JACK BLACK as SHEEP

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]