every moira line in the babysitting episode is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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@theartofmadeline
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
i don't do bad sauce passes

oozey mess
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occasionally subtle
Jules of Nature

shark vs the universe
wallacepolsom
almost home
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@mondriankite
every moira line in the babysitting episode is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
If y’all got cancelled what would you be cancelled for? Say it in the tags.
today i opened my fridge and really looked at my grape juice for the first time
must my poetry be “good”? is it not enough to merely write a page in lowercase with no punctuation and never look at it again?
Mary Jane Newill, Bedcover, ca. 1908, linen embroidered with colored wools
Washington 2019
some of you never had an intense homoerotic years-long friendship in your early to mid teens that culminated in a dramatic friend breakup and it shows.
Here’s what the Trump/Biden debate would look like
Q: As president, how do you plan to deal with the budget deficit?
Trump: I’m a businessman folks, I know how to run a business. Balancing budgets. We got the lowest unemployment rates, we got the highest stock markets, America’s becoming great again. So many opportunities for our men and women.
Biden: Back when I was a boy, my father had a wooden duck. It was a family heirloom. And how we cherished it, it stood on the desk of the living room. We called him Big Quacky. It was carved by my great-great-grandpappy himself. That’s how we learned about value. Sometimes it’s not just about the money. Things have value.
A vintage postcard of the old basilica of Our Lady of Guadalupe by night, Mexico-City.
My grandfather found a letter into the New Yorker where someone proposes that “wine-dark” sea is actually “sheep-faced” sea (oi-ops with a nu for ease of pronunciation, and in analogy with modern Greek and French terms for whitecaps being “little lambs” and “sheep” respectively) and apparently Greg Nagy said it’s not plausible but I’m accepting Sheepy Sea into my vocabulary
i love an irish accent though and how they’re just like fuck these letters i’m not saying them
Jenny Slate, Little Weirds
Like I’m not even surprised
The Slow Burning Fuse
where’s that tweet about winning at therapy
this one