𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐒.

𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙨 , 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝙥𝙖𝙞𝙣 .

[alxshelleys]

@monecollector – now there’s brunch rules?! is this a brunch or TSA pre-check??

[monecollector-aa]

did you not read the rules?? it was posted when the group chat was made!!

[monecollector-aa]

@alxshelleys — first of all, mercedes is not a bad name! you're just being a hater. 🙄 secondly, don't make me revoke your rights to coming to brunch with trin and i. don't think i won't do it cause i can change that real quick.

[monecollector-aa]

you're the one who started all of this, grandpa. 🙄

[monecollector-aa]

@alxshelleys — first of all, mercedes is not a bad name! you're just being a hater. 🙄 secondly, don't make me revoke your rights to coming to brunch with trin and i. don't think i won't do it cause i can change that real quick.

[monecollector-aa]

you can keep up with using random slang, but not notifications? i knew you didn't appreciate your monthly brunches privileges. besides, what are you even doing besides working crazy over here?!

[monecollector-aa]

@alxshelleys — first of all, mercedes is not a bad name! you're just being a hater. 🙄 secondly, don't make me revoke your rights to coming to brunch with trin and i. don't think i won't do it cause i can change that real quick.

[monecollector-aa]

well, if maybe you told us in the group chat that you'd be running late, then i would've given you a pass, but noooooo. you've done it not once but twice!

[idont-caree]

i love telling a man to shut the fuck up

[monecollector-aa]

@skullandbcnes — sooooo how did the date go??

[monecollector-aa]

yes, and you haven't done anything about it. she's gonna keep using it. it's messy kinda like a reality show. i'm stuck in some kind of situationship with her.

alexander shelley, i know you did not refer yourself as a lost cost. don't make me go to wherever you are and slap some sense into you. actually, i'll slap you virtually, but anyway, this is the moment where you stop being afraid. you don't hold yourself back. you talk to her and tell her how you feel. you say the words that need to be said. do you understand me? talk to her right now and lock in.

[monecollector-aa]

@skullandbcnes — sooooo how did the date go??

[monecollector-aa]

that's how i feel, except i've never been married. it's about that stephanie velcro, and i thought i'd never think of her again, but here we are.

this is more complicated than i anticipated. but no worries, i can give advice. and why are you telling yourself that? have you talked to her about this? or is it your brain making assumptions? if so, stop listening to your brain cause it's your #1 enemy. i know that's easier said than done. talk to her about this. don't run away cause if you do that, then she might be sad about it? idk i'm saying it cause i would feel the same if i'm being honest.

[monecollector-aa]

@skullandbcnes — sooooo how did the date go??

[monecollector-aa]

now you're getting there slowly. and wow, i never expected you to call lessa a baddie. especially since she's your ex-wife and all.

it feels like it's something that you don't even wanna think or say, patrick star. that doesn't sound weird. you saying that you helped her sleep sounds .. awfully romantic. which isn't bad. it's actually very sweet.