Over 50 zurls ago I, Greggonus ranxidillius maxiconicus, Entered into a fandom labeled the coneheads on earth's primitive form of broadcast communication, tele'-vision. We on Remulac, of course, Use broadcast communication as it is intended, for public executions. But I learned to enjoy the primitive earth play pretend drama plays and it was there I discovered the coneheads.
This Ancient recording Was found buried beneath the radioactive rubble of a city once called Haley-wood. Haley-wood was named after Haley, she was a French girl who dreamed of becoming an earth girl. The ancient texts record of how Haley's wish was finally granted to her. It was here that contains also some mention of a man from Remulac, That's a small village in France by the way, a man named Belzar. He is a protagonist/ character/hero of the 'modern day sagas'. These sagas, as they are called, recount Belzar's long-suffering zurls spent blending in and living among the blunt skulls of earth. The children of Reviled usually read the sagas in their first zurl of french training school. There's a wiki about it. It's written in French.
Imagine my excitement when I discovered this saga hidden once again free on tubi. Tubi was invented by the french, had to be. It is magnifique' That's how you say "fair to midlin' when you come from Remulac. To say that this is a "comfort movie" is a gross understatement. And as it seems every movie that I review here lately has been found free on Tubi! Tubi must have been invented by the French. It is magnifique'..... that is how you say "fair to middling" when you come from Remulac. There's a wiki about it. It's written in French.
This movie contains the quintessentially superior version of tainted love that exists anywhere in the known universe. My review for the Coneheads is positively-positive. It is good. It is funny. It is a french film and you all know that I love french art peices.
I have already sworn the oath I always recite when we rewatch it. I will not cry once again over the coneheads!! Say it again with me and repeat it as you need to, as the film progresses. I will not cry once again over the coneheads!! It is a oath that I break every single time.
Something, Something about the most important thing in life being him maintaining his daughter's positive view of him.
ah memories. we shall enjoy them.. "
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™™™This movie hits a little bit different in the age of ice. That's one little thing I have to add to this review. And as many times as I've watched it, I've never had that aspect of it hit quite that way before.™™™
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