omnia vincit amor

katie. she/her. 28. queer. pisces. multifandom. 🦢🕯️🍸⚜️

[elyonholic]

— The Golden Girls: S07Ep8

[sophsun1]

Happy Pride 🌈 | The Golden Girls (1985-1992)

[patrick-stewart]

National Treasure (2004) + letterboxd reviews

[lottienats]

We sense it now, we feel the threat in our blood. Something terrible is coming. And we must all be ready. All of us.

[clarkegriffins]

#she's literally a cat

[thepittrat]

Kelly Clarkson gf Friedrich Nietzsche bf…

[tthedriversseat]

[thepittrat]

It would have been less intimate if he whipped his whole dick out

[thesluts2004]

she is so unbelievably real

[lowviolet]

northernblots: Once there was a girl named Jenny. She was like all the other girls, except for one thing. She always wore a green ribbon around her neck.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

i got a fucking. advertisement on youtube. from google ai. saying. without sarcasm and with complete sincerity. "if shakespeare is too hard for you, you can always have our ai explain it to you." im gonna throw up. im gonna throw a molotov cocktail. if i see that ad again im reporting it for hate speech. how fucking dare you. i will kill you with my bare hands. with my exit pursued by a bear hands. i will tear google headquarters down brick by brick. im going to start biting people.

[sexchangedotcom]

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

[gorgeousgreymatter-x]

I feel bad that future teens won't have the cw everyone needs to get unnaturally obsessed with an Objectively Bad teen soap with mid level production and the worst dialogue you've ever heard (you write 100k worth of fanfic for this and argue about the show on tumblr dot com)

[awihog]

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" ok well I asked fbi special agent fox mulder and he said that his theory is chatgpt is powered by a historical demon referenced in two (2) twelfth century texts that he actually believes is an alien taking the form of technology in order to assimilate better with the modern world and dana scully was also there and she just put her head in her hands and sighed

[whitakers-intern]

[whitakers-intern]

mel : shows sign of autism

99% of staff : rolls their eyes, scoffs, winces, judges

langdon: BONER CITY. POPULATION ONE.

[unicorndeathrace]

A lot of fandom bullshit could be avoided if people just properly utilized the power of the three person group chat with a hilarious name.