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Since your dog sees and smells you far more than any other human, you are the most “normal” and therefore most beautiful human to your dog. Everyone else is at least a little off.

apocalypse-of-the-fucked

yall better be just as outraged about this as you were about notre dame

actualaster

This is even WORSE.

goron-king-darunia

To elaborate why this is worse: Art and religion are all well and good. But information can be critical. When libraries burn, information can be lost forever. Because we photograph art. We have blueprints of the Cathedral. The Notre Dame cathedral did not burn to the ground, only the wooden structures did. The entire library and everything within is gone here. Another reason this is worse? It was DELIBERATE. It was bombed. Accidents like Notre Dame happen all the time. But bombings don’t have to happen. So yeah, if you cared about Notre Dame, logically you should care about this too,

just-shower-thoughts

If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.

thelittlertiddy-deactivated2018

You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.

prokopetz

Y’know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadn’t been invented yet. There’s no shame in valuing your spinal health.

wombatking

The fact that they’re secure enough to admit that they’re better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect.

cincosechzehn-deactivated201901

their relationship was just right

wtfced

the 3 bears ate goldilocks

1o9

thisiseverydayracism

Call your member of Congress and demand they stand against this warmongering!

detroitsredwings

I’m 32 years old and the US has basically been at war my entire life. Enough is enough.

thisiseverydayracism

Eisenhower tried to warn us. Watch this y'all.

thisiseverydayracism

There’s one candidate calling out this shit more than any other but Democrats can’t seem to get over their hate for her religion and skin color. Fuck every single one of them.

thisiseverydayracism

Watch this folks.

This will blow your mind. This is the shit Tulsi has been calling out.

This man is literally talking about how the US can get into a war with Iran. How we can start a war.

“Crisis initiation is hard”

They want to start a crisis so they can justify a war. Why can’t people find diplomatic ways to work through problems. Millions of innocent lives will be lost if a war starts. This is inhumane.

Of course Tulsi Gabbard has called this out but the Democrats are too busy frothing at the mouth hating her and her Hindu religion.

What a disgrace the Democrat base has become. And that includes people who think they are “woke”. Pathetic.

im-a-deceptikhan

Shes literally my 1st pick too

snogfairy

God really just created the world so she could stage her very own enemies to lovers 6000year forbidden slow burn romance

snogfairy

“Oh yes, ineffable, my divine plan is absolutely ineff… *scribbles down notes for her nazi spy au* I’m sorry what were you saying?”

snogfairy

hi I’m god and these are my ocs angel mcsoftface and grumpy snake (he’s a demon with snake eyes it’s so cool trust me) they are invincible and perfect don’t question me or I’ll smite you, thanks bye

snogfairy

Lucifer: hey god do you accept criticism

God: sure go ahead

Lucifer: they’re dumb as hell

God: blocked & fallen

Satan:

thegoodvybe

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

symphonicseauxl

and then you have to pee

amateur

roofbeams-deactivated20180202

How Can Star Wars Be So Good Even Though It’s So Deeply Flawed And Narratively Inconsistent And Was Created By A Dumbass

oswinstark

[picture of Marcia Lucas in the editing room]

jumpydroid

Seriously, stop everything you’re doing for the next twenty minutes and watch this video:

Although “George Lucas” has become synonymous with “Star Wars,” it’s really his collaboration with – and occasionally intervention from – the creative team surrounding him that helped launch the first movie into the stratosphere.

As the video points out, the movie that won all those Academy Awards – including, critically, the one for editing – was sculpted into its best-known and deservingly praised form by the editing team of Marcia Lucas (seen above), Paul Hirsch and Richard Chew.

If you’re at all interested in filmmaking or specifically the making of Star Wars, I can’t recommend “How Star Wars was Saved in the Edit” enough.

do-you-have-a-flag

i just want to fucking scream sometimes

cowbellguy

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.