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Masterlist of fics

So, this was getting too long I had to add a 'keep reading' button lol since I have no intention to stop writing lol. To summarise, the fandoms I have written for are:

Hazbin Hotel

Marvel

DC

One Piece

TMNT

Nintendo

Hugh Jackman (not the man himself, other characters he has played)

Wednesday

Link to Masterlist II

dreamwritesimagines

Avalanche 28 - Sneak Peek

Series Masterlist

You gasped, your hands shooting up to cover your mouth.

“What happened to your beard?!”

“My mother made me shave it,” he grumbled while you gawked at him. “For the King’s arrival.”

You had never seen Robb without a beard. He always had either a stubble or a short beard, so this was the first time you were seeing him clean-shaven. Though he was handsome as always with his sharp jawline which was even more prominent without a beard, the sight felt rather strange to you, and it took you a couple of seconds to understand the reason. A huff of laughter escaped you, muffled by your hands before you lowered them.

“You look like a Reach knight!”

The way his expression turned from annoyed to complete and utter betrayal could have made a simple observer think you had just insulted him. He let out a displeased exhale through his nose, then strode past you to approach your mirror like it could magically grow his beard back if he glared at his reflection hard enough.

“I do not understand why she insists so much,” he mumbled while you tilted your head, watching him in the mirror with your arms crossed. “A northman cannot be without his beard, it’s just not right.”

You covered your laughter by clearing your throat and plopped down on the bed, a grin curling your lips.

“Recite me a poem,” you demanded, and he turned around to scowl at you.

“I don’t know any.”

“You look like you do,” you said airily. “Can you sing at least? Play any instruments? Almost every knight in the Reach can.”

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

#funny

rottenpumpkin13

Why do I feel like Seph would be the type to immediately fall in love with a woman who kicks him in the balls? Mainly because the man is almost seven feet tall. A walking behemoth. A weapon of mass destruction. Most people are afraid to approach him, let alone kick him in the dick.

Like, he walks up to a woman. She's significantly smaller than him (and vaguely mother shaped). He tries to spit game. Fails miserably. Comes off as unintentionally creepy. She kicks him. And he's like, "I love her."

*Genesis and Angeal are mid-argument when Sephiroth rushes past them, nearly breaking the sound barrier, clutching a baseball bat*

Angeal: Sephiroth, come give us a hand.

Sephiroth: Not now, I think I've just met the mother of my children.

Genesis: You talked to a woman??

Angeal: You successfully flirted with a woman??

Sephiroth: Yes and no. I approached her. Misjudged tone. Possibly gave serial killer energy. She kicked me in the groin with righteous conviction. And now I'm in love.

Genesis: Then where are you going with that bat?!

Sephiroth: She used her foot. I'm offering options.

Angeal: Oh god grab him, GRAB HIM—

babycheesecake

This man's children come in small litters. I'm glad we can all agree on that. You had to fight Rob for the right to name your firstborn. You promised Paulie it would bear his name. The first twin to be born was a girl. So welcome to the world Paula and Enzo Lucci.

Rob is surprisingly patient with his twins. Specially with his baby girl, a toddler whose passion for the dramatics can irk even the most patient saint. The boy, on the other hand, fortunately (or not) takes after him in quietness and stoicism and is extremely protective of his mom and sister, and to everyone's shock, of the Galley-La workers. More than once strangers had found themselves at the end of the deadly glare of a two and a half feet toddler who is standing up defiantly with the confidence of a baby that knows he can fight them and win.

Rob will wake up in the middle of the night the second he senses his little girl stirring, knowing his son has been awake as well since the very second he felt his sister move. He lets you rest, knowing you need the sleep more than he does. Dealing with both children while he's away killing working can be exhausting.

His daughter is, once again, being fussy and unreasonable. She is crying because she woke up hungry, but won't eat because she is tired. His son is glaring at him from the crib, his own eyes are filling with tears. With a soft sigh, Rob is forced to turn into his Half-Beast form, knowing fully well that she has a weakness for his "kitty" form.

So, when you finally awake, feeling Rob's side of the bed cold and empty, you are greeted by the sight of him, in his massive leapord hybrid form, cramped inside the twins' tiny room, holding a toddler in one giant paw, gently bottlefeeding her with two fingers holding the minuscule bottle. All of that while he holds the other glaring twin with his huge tail close enough for him to be near his sister. Hattori is there, perched on the crib, looking tired, with a tiny nightcap on his feathery head.

#rob lucci #rob lucci x reader #one piece x reader

miamicommune

you people can't even boycott chick-fil-a.

manuciruja

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

manuciruja

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

pinpintedoodle

캐나다 아조씨

charlesoberonn

This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.

charlesoberonn

Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”

femboy-fever

ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m

wondermanaging

can we have some context to this, perhaps?

charlesoberonn

Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.

Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.

That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.

(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)

connard-cynique-deactivated2024

just fucking read it

http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Flintstones