american psycho

Monica Berry, yo. 18 years young. Senior at WMPA. I'm a master at everything, obviously. It says so on my transcripts. Hella good cheerleader. Hella good actor. Hella good singer. Hella good guitar player. Hella amazing friend, and an even better sister. Darling, I'm your nightmare dressed like a daydream.

[wmpafabray-blog]

You’re such a bigger person then I am.. 

[monimonberry]

Not really. Just when my sister is involved.

[wmpafabray-blog]

Then don’t deal with Taylor.. them dating does not mean you have to hang out with both of them. Rachel is your sister.. and should understand that you don’t particularly want to have to be around Taylor all the time. 

[monimonberry]

I know. I know. I have to at least be nice to her, though. Which sucks.

[brookexhudson-blog]

Well, then.

[monimonberry]

Oh, god. What happened?

[wmpafabray-blog]

There isn’t much you can do about it. Honestly we both know how stubborn our siblings are. If it turns in to a mess. then they’ll learn.. 

[monimonberry]

I know. I guess you're right but I just don't want to see her get hurt. And I don't want to deal with Taylor.

[monimonberry]

Hell yeah, Cheerios try outs today. That means I get to watch girls and guys fall on their face for three hours. And possibly comfort them afterwards.

[wmpafabray-blog]

I think you have enough feelings about this for both of us. But yeah, I got told i have to be nice too. Which.. is ridiculous. Its not like I go out of my way to say anything to Rachel. And how are you supposed to be nice to Taylor.. you two hate each other.. almost as much as Taylor and I hate each other. 

[monimonberry]

Exactly. I don't get it. I mean, I've made some pretty dumb choices in the people I date or sleep with, but this is Rachel we're talking about. She doesn't make bad choices so this is hella out of character for her and I can't deal with it. I'm supposed to be the idiot twin.

[wmpafabray-blog]

You know my feelings about your sister.. I’m not a fan… and  I am well aware of who my sister is. No need to worry about me being offended. And.. honestly I have no idea what universe we fell in to. But seriously, why did we not see this coming. 

[monimonberry]

I don't know. I-I don't know. It makes zero sense. Zero. Rachel is so much smarter than this. She says that she's happy but how in the hell is the ice queen making her happy. Hell if I know. Jesus, why am I so mad about this, too? It's.. It's insane. It's wild. And I'm the bad person for not wanting to support her, you know? Ugh. Dumb. So dumb. She wants me to get along with Taylor. Like, what? I'm sorry, what? In what world? But now I have to be nice to her I guess. Dumb. 

[wmpafabray-blog]

Yeah.. just had a lovely conversation with my sister about it. 

[monimonberry]

I talked to Rachel about it yesterday. I can't believe it, like.. They're going to kill each other. And, no offense, but you're sister isn't exactly the best person in the world and how Rachel doesn't see that is amazing.

[monimonberry]

Please, please, please tell me you heard about Taylor and Rachel.

[berrygifted]

Thank you. Taylor has already told me that she’s going to try to be civil with you because she knows how important you are to me. All I ask is that you offer the same in return because she’s also very important to me. I don’t know if I could handle having my girlfriend and sister hate each other for however long this lasts.

[monimonberry]

I'll try, I guess.

[berrygifted]

I’m asking you to trust my judgement. I know that you have had your ups and downs with Taylor — and she with you — but as someone who has seen sides of her that you have yet to see, I promise you that I would not be in this relationship if I didn’t trust her completely. In the past five months, you can’t deny that I’m visibly happier than I was before. Therefore, deductive reasoning would have you believe that she is part of that happiness. I love you dearly and I trust you more than I trust anyone else, but I’m asking you to trust me this once. If things end badly, you have every right to tell me that you told me so. But I think I’m a big girl capable of making my own decisions and my own judgements.

[monimonberry]

Fine.

[berrygifted]

Stop it. I know that you and Taylor are not on the best of terms, however, as the two most important people in my life at the moment, I don’t want there to be any conflict. She makes me happy, extremely happy. All I want is for you to be supportive of this.

[monimonberry]

How am I supposed to be supportive of something that's obviously bad for you?

[berrygifted]

No, this isn’t a joke. She’s sweet, Monica! Knowledgeable and mature, and she’s incredibly supportive and caring. 

[monimonberry]

Sweet and caring my ass, Rachel. 

[berrygifted]

Taylor is my girlfriend.

[monimonberry]

Is this a joke?

[berrygifted]

Remember that you promised not to be mad.

Taylor.

[monimonberry]

Excuse me?

[berrygifted]

That’s not… really… important, is it?

[monimonberry]

Actually, it kind of is.

[berrygifted]

I’m glad it does. Even though it is a bit delayed, I wouldn’t think of telling anyone else before telling you. Except perhaps my diary, but that’s beside the point.

You… do know her.

[monimonberry]

Well, good. I'm glad.

Oh, then who is it?