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@monkey-seemonkeydo
today a little boy at a party at work told me that i was the prettiest girl heâd ever met and when he made a wish on his bear heart, he wished i was his girlfriend.
it was the cutest thing ever.
Are you about to leave me for a younger man, Tress?
//SO LIKE IS THIS GROUP COMING BACK OR SOMETHING.
IS THIS MORE THAN JUST A STINTÂ
IS THIS FOR REAL
BECAUSE IF SO I WILL SO MAKE CAM A NEW ACCOUNT
^^SAME FOR ME AND KASEY
(i donât care either they should be together forever). they will all happen now, just you wait. iâll even go straight for the feels and do fandom couples: ron and hermione, kurt and blaine, zuko and kataraâŚiâm unstoppable.
itâs undeniable. you quite literally canât deny it. so should adam and i be expecting you here asap?
Are you trying to kill me? I won't be able to handle those feels, Tress. You will be the death of me.
I'll be there in five.
doit. your christmas present will include framed pictures of all of them.
you canât. just like i couldnât let you decline knowing that you have gushers that would be so perfect in creating gusher-teddy graham sandwiches. also i have yoo-hoo. you canât so no now.
Hmm...Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet (I don't care that they're not really together they were SO BEAUTIFUL), Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone, the Obamas...I could probably go on forever.
Well, now that yoo-hoo's on the table I have to go over there.Â
donât tempt me. those are both hilarious and doable options.
you should come overrrr. i know itâs like four AM but iâm willing to bribe you with teddy grahams.
Now I'm tempted to just rattle off a list of celebrity couples to photoshop our faces upon.
Well, with an offer like that, how can I refuse? I'll bring some gushers. We can make little gusher-teddy graham sandwiches.
aw, donât die on me! i need you alive!
I don't know how you expect me to stay alive when you start photoshopping us onto the Smiths! What's next? Kanye and Kim? Beyonce and Jay Z?Â
do you all not see why i love this woman.
TRESS OH MY GOD I'M DYING
Oh my God, I think I just fell more in love with you.
Would it be lame of me to quote some really cheesey song like you are the sunshine of my life or my girl or something?Â
Yes.
my chick bad, my chick hood, my chick does stuff that your chick wish she could.
pretty sure that song is about you, renny.
Oh my God, I think I just fell more in love with you.
Would it be lame of me to quote some really cheesey song like you are the sunshine of my life or my girl or something?Â
Iâm actually offended that you think this is worse than usual. But then I just laugh because no one gives a shit how relentlessly cruel I am to Maddox. Sorry sweets, but your girlfriendâs not getting any special treatment. Unless the two of you come over pronto and do the lesbian thing on the Cama Moreno.Â
I could snap you like a twig, by the way. And I wouldnât feel bad or anything since youâre so butch. Watch yourself. Or else monkey wonât see or do anything anymore.
Huh. Funny how you claim to hate gays but then invite a couple of girls to lesbian all over your bed.Â
Oooh, I'm shaking in my boots. Try me, pretty boy.Â
s(â-â)z i see no toddlers here, charles.
Oh, right. Wow, Iâm sorry. Just a child in a womanâs body. Even creepier.
Is there a reason why you're being more of an asshole than usual, Moreno? Tress has been nothing but nice to you. Leave her the fuck alone or you'll have to deal with me.
oh, no. thatâs so frustrating. i hate it when theyâre mean to you like that. good thing you know how to be even-tempered and pretty at the same time. <3 itâs been wonderful, as usual! kids are like my favorite people ever. theyâre so excited all the time and they have the best imaginations. i love it, i would live there if i could.
Eh, I'm used to it by now. I just imagine shoving their heads into the fry oil, and that usually puts a smile on my face. Well, I'm glad somebody around here likes their job! I'm sure you're the best one there. You're adorable and you're great with kids. <33
thatâs what iâve been doing lately! and awesomely enough, people have been on these days. well, every so often. but yeah! awh no, i hope it wasnât too long.
Yeah, I've noticed a bit of that. And it wasn't too bad. Bitches wanting fresh fries because theirs were "too cold", people making changes to their orders after they've already been sent back to the kitchen, the usual. How about you? How is the building of the bears?
hey there, pretty lady! fancy seeing you around here.
Yeah, I just thought I'd check this old blog out again, and who should I find but you! What a nice surprise after a long night at work.
Do I spy my girl Tress on this old thing?
Hello, lovely!
