[emailmore]

oh hey youre finally awake u hit your head on a brick ouch.!! glad youre ok ^_^.... (holding a second brick behind my back!)

[evilsexy]

[toothsalad]

[floodnetwork]

how it feels to press play on a song

[overseer-picard]

"Star Trek Deep Space Nine already did this in the 90's. It's not as special or original as you think." I say loudly to be heard over the din of the sportsbar where a baseball game is playing on a TV.

[brown-forking-weed]

e honda practicing his stances in the spot where my brother died

[whitepeopletwitter]

[monkeyfun]

How is this white people twitter. He was cooking

[cervine-arctophile]

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[wordfather]

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

[angelicguy]

absolutely disgusted by this frame of the rugrats intro, mainly because of the grown male hands

[angelicguy]

“what the…. where the hell am i”

[monkeyfun]

They should let hat kid smoke cigarettes

[grox]

GREY ALIEN: Where my hug at?

[grox]

GREEN ALIEN: Where my hug at?

[drsweety303-deactivated20240202]

Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps... But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.

[stereocyon]

Tarot Reading Cat Illustrated by B. Kliban

[everlastingelly]

posting this here too cuz i keep seeing reposts of this

[shitter]

Biden aide: Mr. President the economy is collapsing and the citizens are starting to grow wise to our insistence that the employment rate is at an all-time high. You have to take decisive action if you want to stay in their good graces for the upcoming election cycle

Biden, snapping back into consciousness: my god…get me Yosemite Sam on the phone

[riverlarking]

the beauty of watching star trek is that one episode is 4.7/5 stars with an absolutely groundbreaking concept and worldwide critical acclaim and the very next episode is the worst thing aired on television that decade